,WA%+ 444 & ,BRA9WA%+ 

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0,! REMA9+ NOTICEABLE *>ACT]I/IC ( ',*E' IS HIS FIL?4 ,HE HATES TO WA% & WILL NEV] DO SO4 ,HE IS FIL?Y1 EV5 BY ! RA!R L[ /&>D ( CLEANL9ESS PREVAIL+ AMONG ! ,CA/RO =CES 9 ! ,SI]RA ,MAE/RA4 ,ONCE 9 A :ILE1 0,*E0 W\LD TAKE SOME ( HIS M5 TO A /REAM OR POOL1 9 ORD] ?AT !Y MI<T WA%4 ,ON ?OSE OCCASIONS 0,*E0 W\LD NEV] WA% EI!R HIMSELF OR HIS CLO!S1 BUT W\LD SIT ON ! BANK & WAT* ! O!RS4 ,HE IS REALLY \T/&+LY & SPECTACUL>LY DIRTY40 

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,EV5 9 ! MO/ ANTI-E/ABLI%M5T ( UND]GR\ND CIRCLES1 ,I'M AMAZ$ BY H[ FREQU5TLY ,I HE> PEOPLE COMPLA9 AB\T PEOPLE !Y CALL 0HIPPIES0 OR 0CRU/Y PUNKS40 0,!SE CRU/Y PUNKS CAME 9 H]E & SMELL$ UP ! :OLE PLACE10 !Y'LL SAY4 ,:AT GREAT TRANSGRESSION HAVE !SE PEOPLE COMMITT$ TO BE SO REVIL$8 ,!Y HAVE A DIFF]5T ORI5TATION TO ! QUE/ION ( 0CLEANL9ESS0 ?AN ! RE/ ( US DO4 

,:]E DO \R IDEAS & VALUES AB\T SO-CALL$ 0CLEANL9ESS0 COME FROM1 ANYWAY8 ,WE/]N CIVILIZATION HAS A LONG HI/ORY ( ASSOCIAT+ CLEANL9ESS ) GOODNESS & M]IT1 BE/ SUMM$ UP BY ! OLD EXPRESSION 0CLEANL9ESS IS NEXT TO ,GODL9ESS40 ,9 ANCI5T ,GREEK PLAYS1 EVIL PEOPLE & SPIRITS -- ! ,FURIES1 = EXAMPLE -- W]E (T5 DESCRIB$ AS FIL?Y4 ,! ,FURIES W]E DIRTY1 AG$1 & FEMALE1 EXACTLY ! OPPOSITE ( H[ ! PLAYWRI<T :O DESCRIB$ !M SAW HIMSELF2 !IR FIL?9ESS1 AMONG O!R ?+S1 ID5TIFI$ !M AS AN \TGR\P -- AS ALI51 ANIMAL1 9HUMAN4 ,OV] TIME1 CLEANL9ESS BECAME A MEASURE ) :I* ! 0HAVES0 SEP>AT$ !MSELVES FROM ! 0HAVE-NOTS40 ,?OSE :O POSSESS$ ! WEAL? & P[] REQUIR$ TO HAVE ! LEISURE TO REMA9 9DOORS1 9ACTIVE1 SCORN$ ! PEASANTS & TRAVEL]S :OSE LIFE/YLES 9VOLV$ GETT+ !IR H&S & BODIES DIRTY4 ,?R\<\T \R HI/ORY1 WE CAN SEE ?AT CLEANL9ESS HAS BE5 US$ AS A /&>D ( WOR? BY ?OSE ) P[] TO ASCRIBE SOCIAL /ATUS -- & ?US1 ! 0,GODLY10 ! SELF-PROCLAIM$ HOLY ONES :O /OOD ABOVE ! RE/ ( US 9 HI]>*ICAL SOCIETY1 PROCLAIM$ ?AT !IR CLEANL9ESS1 B\<T ) ! LABOR ( ! O!RS :O W]E =C$ TO WORK = !M1 WAS A MEASURE ( !IR 0,GODL9ESS0 & SUP]IORITY4 ,TO ?IS DAY1 WE ACCEPT ?IS TRADITIONAL BELIEF3 ?AT BE+ 0CLEAN0 ACCORD+ TO SOCIAL NORMS IS DESIRABLE 9 ITSELF4 

,IT %\LD BE CLE> FROM ! HI/ORY ( \R IDEAS AB\T 0CLEANL9ESS0 ?AT ANYONE :O IS CRITICAL ( MA9/REAM VALUES1 ANY RADICAL OR PUNK ROCK]1 %\LD BE EXTREMELY SUSPICI\S ( ! GREAT VALUE PLAC$ ON BE+ 0CLEAN0 ACCORD+ TO TRADITIONAL /&>DS4 ,BESIDES1 :AT EXACTLY DOES 0CLEAN0 MEAN8 

,!SE DAYS1 CLEANL9ESS IS DEF9$ MORE BY CORPORATIONS SELL+ 0SANITATION PRODUCTS0 ?AN BY ANYONE ELSE4 ,?IS IS IMPORTANT TO KEEP 9 M9D4 ,C]TA9LY1 MO/ ( !SE PRODUCTS HAVE AN UNCANNY ABILITY TO CUT ?R\< NATURAL DIRT & GRIME -- BUT DOES REMOV+ NATURAL DIRT & GRIME ) SYN!TIC *EMICALS NECESS>ILY CON/ITUTE ! ONLY ACCEPTABLE =M ( SANITATION8 ,I'M AT LEA/ AS FRI<T5$ BY !SE MANUFACTUR$1 >TIFICIAL PRODUCTS AS ,I AM ( A LITTLE DU/1 MUD1 OR SWEAT1 OR 7GOD =BID67 A /A9 FROM FOOD OR BLOOD ON MY %IRT4 ,AT LEA/ ,I KN[ :]E ! DIRT_/0FIL?0 CAME FROM & :AT IT'S MADE (6 

,! IDEA ?AT IT IS WOR?:ILE TO USE *EMICALS 7:E!R !Y BE DEODORANT1 DET]G5T1 OR %AMPOO7 TO ]ADICATE ORGANIC DIRT HAS SOME FRI<T5+ IMPLICATIONS1 TOO4 ,FIR/1 IT SUPPORTS ! OLD ,*RI/IAN SUP]/ITION ?AT ! BIOLOGICAL BODY IS %AMEFUL & %\LD BE HIDD5 -- ?AT \R BODIES & \R EXI/5CE 9 ! PHYSICAL WORLD AS ANIMALS >E 9TR9SICALLY DISGU/+ & S9FUL4 ,?IS GR\NDLESS IDEA HAS BE5 US$ TO KEEP US 9SECURE & A%AM$1 & ?US AT ! M]CY ( ! PRIE/S & O!R AU?ORITIES :O TELL US H[ TO BECOME 0PURE03 ONCE1 BY SUBMITT+ TO !IR HOLY D5IAL ( ! SELF1 & N[1 BY SP5D+ PL5TY ( \R MONEY ON ! V>I\S 0SANITATION0 PRODUCTS !Y WANT TO SELL US4 ,ALSO1 AS CAPITALISM TRANS=MS ! 5TIRE WORLD FROM ! ORGANIC 7=E/S1 SWAMPS1 DES]TS1 RIV]S7 TO ! 9ORGANIC 7CITIES ( CONCRETE & /EEL1 SUBURBS ( ASPHALT & A/ROTURF1 WA/EL&S ?AT HAVE BE5 /RIPP$ ( ALL NATURAL RES\RCES1 G>BAGE DUMPS7 ! IDEA ?AT !RE IS SOME?+ MORE WOR?:ILE AB\T SYN!TIC *EMICALS ?AN NATURAL DIRT IMPLIES ?AT ?IS TRANS=MATION MI<T ACTUALLY BE A GOOD ?+444 & ?US IMPLICITLY JU/IFIES !IR PR(IT-MOTIVAT$ DE/RUCTION ( \R PLANET1 

,9 REALITY1 !SE CORPORATIONS >E F> LESS CONC]N$ ) \R ACTUAL HEAL? & CLEANL9ESS ?AN !Y >E ) SELL+ US !IR PRODUCTS1 ANYWAY4 ,!Y USE ! HI< VALUE WE TRADITIONALLY HAVE PLAC$ ON SANITATION TO SELL US ALL SORTS ( PRODUCTS 9 ! NAME ( CLEANL9ESS444 & :O KN[S :AT ! REAL1 LONG-T]M HEAL? EFFECTS ( !SE PRODUCTS >E8 ,!Y C]TA9LY DON'T C>E4 ,IF WE W]E TO BECOME ILL 9 ! LONG RUN FROM US+ !IR SPECIAL CLEANS]S & HI-TE* %AMPOOS1 !Y C\LD JU/ SELL US ANO!R PRODUCT -- M$IC9E -- & KEEP ! :EELS ( ! CAPITALI/ ECONOMY TURN+4 ,& ! %AME AB\T \R BODIES 7AS PRODUC]S ( SWEAT & O!R NATURAL FLUIDS :I* WE DEEM 0DIRTY07 ?AT !Y CAPITALIZE ON & 5C\RAGE ALSO AIDS !M 9 SELL+ US O!R PRODUCTS :I* DEP5D UPON \R 9SECURITY3 DIET PRODUCTS1 EX]CISE PRODUCTS1 FA%IONABLE CLO!S1 ETC4 ,:5 WE ACCEPT !IR DEF9ITION ( 0CLEANL9ESS0 WE >E ACCEPT+ !IR ECONOMIC DOM9ATION ( \R LIVES4 

,EV5 IF !Y AGREE AB\T ! QUE/IONABLE NATURE ( TODAY'S SANITATION PRODUCTS1 MO/ PEOPLE TODAY W\LD /ILL >GUE ?AT SANITATION IS /ILL HEAL?I] ?AN FIL?4 ,TO SOME EXT5T ?IS IS TRUE -- IT PROBABLY IS A GOOD IDEA TO WA% Y\R FEET IF Y\ /EP 9 %IT4 ,BUT1 ASIDE FROM OBVI\S CASES LIKE ?AT1 !RE >E A ?\S& DIFF]5T /&>DS ( :AT IS CLEAN & :AT IS DIRTY ACROSS ! WORLD2 IF Y\ LOOK AT DIFF]5T SOCIETIES & CIVILIZATIONS1 Y\ COME ACROSS HEAL? PRACTICES ?AT SEEM SUICIDAL BY \R SANITATION /&>DS4 ,& YET1 !SE PEOPLE SURVIVE AS WELL AS WE DO4 ,PEOPLE 9 ,AFRICA A FEW HUNDR$ YE>S AGO LIV$ COM=TABLY 9 A NATURAL 5VIRONM5T ?AT DE/ROY$ MANY ( ! V]Y PRIM & POLI%$ ,WE/]N EXPLOR]S ?AT CAME TO !IR CONT95T4 ,HUMAN BE+S CAN ADAPT TO A WIDE V>IETY ( 5VIRONM5TS & SITUATIONS1 & IT SEEMS ?AT ! QUE/ION ( :AT K9DS ( SANITATION >E HEAL?Y IS AT LEA/ AS MU* A QUE/ION ( CONV5TION AS ( H>D-SET BIOLOGICAL RULES4 ,TRY VIOLAT+ A FEW ( ! 0COMMON S5SE0 RULES ( ,WE/]N SANITATION SOME TIME1 & Y\'LL F9D ?AT GO+ A FEW WEEKS )\T A %[] & EAT+ \T ( G>BAGE CANS >5'T REALLY AS DANG]\S OR DIFFICULT AS WE W]E TAU<T4 

,P]HAPS ! MO/ IMPORTANT QUE/ION :5 IT COMES TO ! UNUSUAL VALUE WE PLACE ON TRADITIONAL 0CLEANL9ESS0 IS :AT WE LOSE BY DO+ ?IS4 ,ONCE1 BE=E WE COV]$ UP \R NATURAL SC5TS ) *EMICALS1 WE EA* HAD A UNIQUE SMELL4 ,!SE SC5TS ATTRACT$ US TO EA* O!R & B\ND US EMOTIONALLY TO EA* O!R ?R\< MEMORY & ASSOCIATION4 ,N[1 IF Y\ HAVE POSITIVE ASSOCIATIONS ) ! SC5T ( ! MAN Y\ LOVE1 IT IS PROBABLY HIS COLOGNE 7ID5TICAL TO ! COLOGNE ( ?\S&S ( O!R M57 ?AT Y\ 5JOY1 NOT HIS [N P]SONAL SC5T4 ,& ! NATURAL PH]OMONES ) :I* WE ONCE COMMUNICAT$ ) EA* O!R1 :I* PLAY$ AN IMPORTANT ROLE 9 \R SEXUALITY1 >E N[ COMPLETELY SMO!R$ BY /&>DIZ$ *EMICAL PRODUCTS4 ,WE NO LONG] KN[ :AT IT IS LIKE TO BE PURE1 NATURAL HUMAN BE+S1 TO SMELL LIKE REAL HUMAN BE+S4 ,:O KN[S H[ MU* WE MAY HAVE LO/ BECAUSE ( ?IS8 ,?OSE :O F9D ME DISGU/+ = 5JOY+ ! SC5T & TA/E ( MY LOV] :5 %E HASN'T %[]$ OR RUBB$ SYN!TICS ALL OV] H]SELF1 :5 %E SMELLS LIKE A REAL HUMAN BE+1 >E PROBABLY ! SAME ONES :O %UDD] AT ! IDEA ( DIGG+ A VEGETABLE \T ( ! GR\ND & EAT+ IT RA!R ?AN EAT+ ! PLA/IC-WRAPP$1 MAN-MADE FA/ FOOD ?AT WE HAVE ALL BE5 BR\<T UP ON4 ,WE HAVE BECOME SO ACCU/OM$ TO \R DOME/ICAT$1 5G9E]$ EXI/5CE ?AT WE NO LONG] KN[ :AT WE MI<T EV5 BE MISS+4 

,SO TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE OP5 M9D$ :5 IT COMES TO ! 0CRU/IES40 ,P]HAPS !Y JU/ SMELL BAD TO Y\ BECAUSE Y\'VE NEV] GOTT5 A *ANCE TO DISCOV] :AT A REAL HUMAN BE+ SMELLS LIKE4 ,P]HAPS !RE MI<T BE SOME?+ WOR?:ILE AB\T BE+ 0UNWA%$0 9 ! CONV5TIONAL S5SE ?AT Y\ HAV5'T NOTIC$ BE=E4 ,! MORAL ( ?IS /ORY IS ! MORAL ( ALL AN>*I/ /ORIES3 ACCEPT ONLY ! RULES & VALUES :I* MAKE S5SE TO Y\ & REALLY >E 9 Y\R BE/ 9T]E/4 ,FIGURE \T :AT'S RI<T = Y\ & DON'T LET ANYBODY TELL Y\ DIFF]5T -- BUT ALSO1 MAKE AN EF=T TO UND]/& :]E O!RS >E COM+ FROM1 & EVALUATE !IR ACTIONS BY Y\R [N /&>DS1 NOT ACCORD+ TO SOME /&>DIZ$ NORM4 

,EI<T ,REASONS ,:Y ,CAPITALI/S ,WANT TO ,SELL ,Y\ ,DEODORANT4 

  

,BODY SMELLS >E ]OTIC & SEXUAL4 ,CAPITALI/S DON'T LIKE ?AT BECAUSE !Y >E IMPOT5T & OPPOS$ TO ALL MANIFE/ATIONS ( S5SUALITY & SEXUALITY4 ,SEXUALLY AWAK5$ PEOPLE >E POT5TIALLY DANG]\S TO CAPITALI/S & !IR RIGID1 ASEXUAL SY/EM4  

,BODY SMELLS REM9D US ?AT WE >E ANIMALS4 ,CAPITALI/S DON'T WANT US TO BE REM9D$ ( ?AT4 ,ANIMALS >E DIRTY4 ,!Y EAT ?+S (F ! GR\ND1 NOT \T ( PLA/IC WRAPP]S4 ,!Y >E OP5LY SEXUAL4 ,!Y DON'T WE> SUITS OR TIES1 & !Y DON'T GET !IR HAIR DONE4 ,!Y DON'T %[ UP TO WORK ON TIME4  

,BODY SMELLS >E UNIQUE4 ,EV]YONE HAS H] [N BODY SMELL4 ,CAPITALI/S DON'T LIKE 9DIVIDUALITY4 ,!RE >E MILLIONS ( BODY SMELLS BUT ONLY A FEW DEODORANT SMELLS4 ,CAPITALI/S LIKE ?AT4  

,SOME DEODORANTS >E H>MFUL4 ,CAPITALI/S LIKE ?AT BECAUSE !Y >E ALWAYS LOOK+ = NEW ILLNESSES TO CURE4 ,CAPITALI/S LOVE TO 9V5T NEW M$IC9ES4 ,M$IC9ES MAKE MONEY = !M & W9 !M PRIZES2 !Y ALSO CAUSE NEW ILLNESSES SO CAPITALI/S CAN 9V5T EV5 MORE NEW M$IC9ES4  

,DEODORANTS CO/ Y\ MONEY4 ,CAPITALI/S >E ESPECIALLY PLEAS$ AB\T ?AT4  

,DEODORANTS HIDE ! DAMAGE ?AT CAPITALI/ PRODUCTS CAUSE Y\R BODY4 ,EAT+ MEAT & O!R *EMICAL-FILL$ FOODS SOLD BY CAPITALI/S MAKES Y\ SMELL BAD4 ,WE>+ PANTYHOSE MAKES Y\ SMELL BAD4 ,CAPITALI/S DON'T WANT Y\ TO /OP WE>+ PANTYHOSE OR EAT+ MEAT4  

,DEODORANT-US]S >E 9SECURE4 ,CAPITALI/S LIKE 9SECURE PEOPLE4 ,9SECURE PEOPLE DON'T />T TR\BLE4 ,9SECURE PEOPLE ALSO BUY ROOM FRE%5]S1 HAIR CONDITION]S1 MAKEUP1 & MAGAZ9ES ) >TICLES AB\T DIET+4  

,DEODORANTS >E UNNECESS>Y4 ,CAPITALI/S >E V]Y PR\D ( ?AT & !Y W9 M>KET+ AW>DS = IT4  
  

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