,! ,OV]?R[ ( ,HELL & ,ITS ,RE/ORATION 
,A 0DRAMATIC ,DIALOGUE0 ,BETWE5 ,BEELZEBUB & HIS ,ANGELS 

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,PEOPLE 3 

,AU?OR 3 ,LEO ,TOL/OY 

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,IT WAS AT ! TIME :5 ,*RI/ OP5$ TO PEOPLE HIS TEA*+4 ,?AT TEA*+ WAS SO CLE>1 & IT WAS SO EASY & WAS SO OBVI\SLY GO+ TO LIB]ATE PEOPLE FROM ! EVIL ?AT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO ACCEPT IT1 & NO?+ C\LD KEEP IT FROM SPREAD+ >\ND ! :OLE WORLD4 ,& ,BEELZEBUB1 ! FA!R & ,LORD ( ALL DEVILS1 WAS AL>M$4 ,HE CLE>LY SAW ?AT HIS P[] OV] PEOPLE WILL 5D =EV]1 UNLESS ,*RI/ D5IES HIS S]MON4 ,HE WAS WORRI$1 BUT NOT DISC\RAG$1 & 9CIT$ ,PH>ISEES & ,SCRIBES1 SUBDU$ TO HIM1 TO 9SULT & TORM5T ,*RI/ AS MU* POSSIBLE & ADVIS$ ,*RI/'S DISCIPLES TO RUN AWAY & LEAVE HIM ALONE4 ,HE HOP$ ?AT ! 9FAM\S PUNI%M5T1 HUMILIATION1 AB&ON+ HIM BY ALL ! DISCIPLES &1 F9ALLY1 ! SUFF]+ & PUNI%M5T ITSELF WILL MAKE SURE ?AT ,*RI/ D5IES HIS TEA*+4 ,& R5UNCIATION WILL DE/ROY ! :OLE P[] ( ! TEA*+4 ,! CASE WAS DECID$ ON ! CROSS4 ,& :5 ,*RI/ CRI$ \T3 0,FA!R1 ,FA!R1 :Y HAVE Y\ LEFT ME10 ,BEELZEBUB WAS VICTORI\S4 ,HE GRABB$ %ACKLES PREP>$ = ,*RI/1 & PUT !M ON HIS FEET1 MAK+ SURE !Y WILL NOT GET LOOSE :5 HE PUTS !M ON ,*RI/4 ,BUT SUDD5LY HE HE>D A VOICE FROM ! CROSS3 0,FA!R1 =GIVE !M1 = !Y DO NOT KN[ :AT !Y DO01 AFT] :AT ,*RI/ CRI$ \T3 0,IT IS F9I%$60 & LET GO ( HIS SPIRIT4 ,BEELZEBUB REALIZ$ ?AT EV]Y?+ WAS LO/ = HIM4 ,HE WANT$ TO TAKE ! %ACKLES (F HIS FEET & RUN1 BUT C\LD NOT MOVE4 ,%ACKLES GLU$ TO HIS FEET4 ,HE WANT$ TO TAKE (F ON HIS W+S1 BUT C\LD NOT /RET* !M4 ,& ,BEELZEBUB SAW H[ ,*RI/1 9 ! BRI<T LI<T1 /OPP$ AT ! GATES ( HELL1 SAW S9N]S FROM ,ADAM TO ,JUDAS CAME \T ( HELL1 SAW ALL DEVILS FL$1 & SAW ! WALLS ( HELL SIL5TLY FELL D[N FROM ALL F\R SIDES4 ,HE C\LD NOT 5DURE ?IS ANYMORE & L\DLY SCREAM$ & FELL ?R\< CRACK$ FLOOR ( HELL 9TO ! UND]WORLD4 

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#a1 !N #b1 #c YE>S HAVE PASS$ S9CE4 ,BEELZEBUB DIDN'T C\NT TIME4 ,HE LI$ /ILL 9 ! BLACK D>KNESS & DEAD SIL5CE1 & TRI$ NOT TO ?9K AB\T :AT HAS HAPP5$1 & /ILL ?\<T & P[]LESSLY HAT$ ! CULPRIT ( HIS DE/RUCTION4 ,BUT SUDD5LY1 - HE HAD NO IDEA H[ MANY YE>S HAVE PASS$ S9CE1 - HE HE>D ABOVE HIM S\NDS SIMIL> TO FOOT-/OMP+1 MOAN+1 SCREAM+1 & TOO?-GNA%+4 ,BEELZEBUB LIFT$ HIS HEAD & BEGAN TO LI/54 ,BEELZEBUB C\LDN'T BELIEVE 9 POSSIBILITY ( ! HELL RECOV]Y AFT] ?AT VICTORY ( ,*RI/1 YET MEAN:ILE /OMP+1 MOAN+1 SCREAM+ & GNA%+ ( TEE? BECAME CLE>] & CLE>]4 ,BEELZEBUB RAIS$ HIS BODY1 B5T HIS %AGGY FEET 7%ACKLES1 TO HIS SURPRISE1 LET GO ( HIM7 & WAV+ HIS FREELY OP5 W+S1 :I/L$ PI]C+ S\ND ) :I* HE HAS 9 ! PA/ CALL$ = HIS S]VANTS & ASSI/ANTS4 ,BE=E HE TOOK HOLD ( HIS BREA?1 R$ LI<T FLA%$ OV] HIS HEAD & ! CR[D ( DEVILS1 SQUA%+ EA* O!R1 P\R$ ?R\< ! HOLE 9TO ! UND]WORLD &1 LIKE CR[S >\ND C>RION1 SURR\ND$ ,BEELZEBUB4 ,! DEVILS W]E BIG & SMALL1 ?ICK & ?91 ) LONG & %ORT TAILS1 & %>P1 /RAI<T & CURV$ HORNS4 ,ONE ( ! DEVILS1 ) A CLOAK OV] HIS %\LD]1 ALL NAK$ & GLOSSY-BLACK1 ) A R\ND FACE )\T MU/A*E1 BE>DLESS1 HUGE DROOP+ BELLY1 SAT ON !IR HAUN*ES BE=E ! FACE ( ,BEELZEBUB &1 ROLL+ UP & D[N HIS FI]Y EYES1 /ILL SMIL+1 EV5LY WAV$ HIS LONG1 ?9 TAIL FROM SIDE TO SIDE4 

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- ,:AT IS ?IS NOISE8 - ,ASK$ ,BEELZEBUB1 PO9T+ UPW>D4 - ,:AT'S !RE8 - ,ALL ! SAME AS IT WAS ALWAYS1 - ANSW]$ ! GLOSSY DEVIL 9 A CLOAK4 - ,YES BUT >E !RE ANY S9N]S8 - ASK$ ,BEELZEBUB4 - ,A LOT ( !M1 - ANSW]$ ! GLOSSY4 - ,BUT H[ AB\T ?AT TEA*+ ( SOMEONE ,I DON'T WANT TO NAME8 - ASK$ BY ,BEELZEBUB4 - ,DEVIL 9 A CLOAK B>$ HIS TEE? SO ?AT HIS %>P TEE? OP5$ UP1 & BETWE5 ALL ! DEVILS A RE/RA9$ LAU<T] WAS SPREAD4 - ,?IS TEA*+ DOESN'T HURT US4 ,!Y DON'T BELIEVE 9 IT1 - SAID ! DEVIL IS 9 A CLOAK4 - ,YES BUT ?IS TEA*+S OBVI\SLY SAVES !M FROM US1 & HE DEMON/RAT$ ?AT BY HIS [N DEA?1 - SAID ,BEELZEBUB4 - ,I'VE ALT]$ IT1 - SAID ! DEVIL IS 9 A CLOAK1 QUICKLY WIGGL+ HIS TAIL OV] ! FLOOR4 - ,ALT]$ H[8 - ,ALT]$ 9 A WAY SO ?AT PEOPLE BELIEVE NOT 9 HIS TEA*+S BUT 9 M9E1 :I* !Y CALL HIS NAME4 - ,H[ DID Y\ DO IT8 - ASK$ ,BEELZEBUB4 - ,IT HAPP5$ ALL BY ITSELF4 ,I JU/ HELP$4 - ,TELL BRIEFLY1 - ,BEELZEBUB SAID4 ,DEVIL 9 A CLOAK1 HEAD B[$1 WAS SIL5T = A MOM5T AS ?\< ?9K+1 )\T RU%+1 & !N />T$ TO TELL3 - ,:5 ?AT T]RIBLE ?+ HAPP5$1 ?AT ! HELL WAS DE/ROY$ & ! FA!R & \R ,LORD DEP>T$ FROM US1 - HE SAID3 - ,I W5T TO ?OSE PLACES :]E ?AT SAME TEA*+ WAS PREA*$1 :I* NE>LY RU9$ US4 ,I WANT$ TO SEE H[ PEOPLE LIVE1 FULFILL+ IT4 ,& ,I SAW ?AT ! PEOPLE1 LIV+ BY ?IS TEA*+1 W]E P]FECTLY HAPPY & W]E NOT REA*ABLE BY US4 ,!Y W]E NOT ANGRY AT EA* O!R1 NOT 9DULG$ BY ! FEM99E *>MS & EI!R DIDN'T M>RY OR1 IF GOT M>RI$1 HAD ONE WIFE1 DIDN'T HAVE PROP]TY1 CONSID]$ EV]Y?+ COMMON BELONG+S1 DIDN'T DEF5D !MSELVES FROM ATTACK]S & PAID GOOD = EVIL4 ,& !IR LIFE WAS SO GOOD ?AT O!R PEOPLE W]E ATTRACT$ TO !M MORE & MORE4 ,SEE+ ?IS1 ,I ?\<T ?AT EV]Y?+ WAS LO/ & ,I WAS ALREADY AB\T TO QUIT4 ,BUT !RE HAPP5$ A CIRCUM/ANCE :I* IS NEGLIGIBLE 9 ITSELF1 BUT IT SEEM$ TO ME DES]V+ ( ATT5TION1 & ,I /AY$4 ,IT HAPP5$ ?AT AMONG !SE PEOPLE1 SOME DECID$ ?AT EV]YBODY %\LD BE CIRCUMCIS$ & %\LD NOT EAT ?+S SACRIFIC$ TO IDOLS1 :ILE O!RS FELT ?AT ?IS IS NOT NECESS>Y & IT IS POSSIBLE NOT TO BE CIRCUMCIS$ & TO EAT ANY?+4 ,& ,I />T$ TO 9FLU5CE BO? SIDES ?AT ?IS CONTROV]SY IS V]Y IMPORTANT & ?AT NEI!R ONE NOR ! O!R SIDE NE$ TO CONC$E1 BECAUSE ?IS IS ! MATT] ( S]V+ ,GOD4 ,& !Y BELIEV$ ME1 & DISPUTES HAVE AGGRAVAT$4 ,ONE BECAME ANGRY AT ANO!R1 & !N ,I />T$ TO SUGGE/ BO? ?AT !Y CAN PROVE ! TRU?FULNESS ( !IR [N TEA*+ BY MIRACLES4 ,NO MATT] H[ OBVI\S IT WAS ?AT MIRACLES C\LD NOT PROVE ! TRU?FULNESS ( A TEA*+1 !Y WANT$ TO BE RI<T1 SO !Y BELIEV$ ME1 & ,I GAVE !M ! MIRACLES4 ,IT WASN'T DIFFICULT TO >RANGE ?IS4 ,!Y BELIEV$ EV]Y?+1 :I* CONFIRM$ !IR DESIRE TO BE ! ONLY ONES :O IS RI<T4 ,SOME SAID ?AT FIR+ TONGUES W5T ON !M1 O!RS SAID ?AT !Y P]SONALLY SAW ! DECEAS$ TEA*]1 & MU* MORE4 ,!Y 9V5T$ SOME?+ ?AT HAS NEV] HAPP5$1 & LI$ 9 ! NAME ( HIM :O HAS CALL$ US LI>S1 !Y LI$ NO WORSE ?AN WE DO1 )\T EV5 NOTIC+ ?AT4 ,SOME PEOPLE TALK$ AB\T O!RS3 Y\R MIRACLES >E NOT REAL - \RS >E1 & ! O!RS TALK$ AB\T ! FIR/ ONES3 NO1 Y\RS >E NOT REAL1 BUT \RS >E TRUE4 ,! ?+S W5T WELL1 BUT ,I WAS AFRAID !Y C\LD />T TO SEE TOO OBVI\S DECEIT & SO ,I 9V5T$ ! ,*UR*4 ,& :5 !Y BELIEV$ 9 ! ,*UR*1 ,I WAS RELIEV$3 ,I REALIZ$ ?AT WE >E SAV$ & ! HELL IS RE/OR$4 

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- ,:AT IS ! ,*UR*8 - ,/]NLY ASK$ ,BEELZEBUB :O DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE ?AT HIS S]VANTS C\LD BE SM>T] ?AN HIM4 - ,A *UR* IS ?AT :5 PEOPLE LIE & FEEL ?AT O!RS DO NOT BELIEVE !M SO !Y ALWAYS REF] TO ,GOD1 SAY+3 0,GOD KN[S IT'S TRUE :AT ,I SAY04 ,?IS1 9 ESS5CE1 IS A *UR*1 - IT HAS ?AT QUIRK ?AT PEOPLE1 :O ID5TIFY !MSELVES ) ,*UR*1 BECOME C]TA9 ?AT !Y CAN NO LONG] BE MI/AK51 & BECAUSE ( ?AT :ATEV] /UPIDITY !Y W\LD SAY - !Y CAN NO LONG] D5Y IT4 ,! ,*UR* IS ORGANIZ$ ?IS WAY3 PEOPLE ASSURE !MSELVES & O!RS ?AT !IR TEA*]1 ,GOD1 TO AVOID MIS9T]PRETATION ( ! LAW OP5$ BY ,HIM TO PEOPLE1 ELECT$ ! SPECIAL PEOPLE :O !MSELVES OR ?OSE TO :OM !Y WILL PASS ?IS P[] CAN ONLY PROP]LY 9T]PRET HIS TEA*+4 ,SO ?AT PEOPLE :O ID5TIFY !MSELVES ) ,*UR* BELIEVE ?AT !Y >E 9 TRU? NOT BECAUSE :AT !Y PREA* IS ! TRU?1 BUT BECAUSE !Y CONSID] !MSELVES S+LE LEGITIMATE RECEIV]S ( DISCIPLES ( DISCIPLES ( DISCIPLES ( ! TEA*] ,GOD HIMSELF4 ,AL?\< ! ACCEPTANCE ( ?IS HAD ! SAME 9CONV5I5CE AS ) MIRACLES1 NAMELY ?AT PEOPLE C\LD ASS]T EA* = !MSELVES ?AT !Y >E MEMB]S ( A S+LE TRUE ,*UR* 7?AT ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE71 BUT ! B5EFIT ( ?IS APPROA* WAS ?AT1 AS SOON AS ! PEOPLE SAID TO !MSELVES ?AT !Y >E ! ,*UR*1 & BUILT !IR TEA*+ ON ?IS BELIEF1 !Y CAN NO LONG] RETRACT FROM :AT !Y SAID1 NO MATT] H[ ABSURD ?AT WAS & NO MATT] :AT O!R PEOPLE SPOKE4 - ,BUT :Y ! ,*UR* RE9T]PRET$ ! TEA*+ TO \R B5EFIT8 - ,BEELZEBUB ASK$4 - ,& !Y HAVE DONE SO BECAUSE1 - ! DEVIL IS 9 A CLOAK CONT9U$1 - ?AT ONCE !Y NAM$ !MSELVES S+LE 9T]PRET]S ( ! LAW ( ,GOD & CONV9C$ O!RS1 !SE PEOPLE BECAME SUPREME JUDGES ( ! FATE ( PEOPLE & !RE=E RECEIV$ ! HI<E/ P[] OV] !M4 ,HAV+ RECEIV$ ?IS P[]1 !Y NATURALLY1 PUFF$ UP & PR$OM9ANTLY P]V]T$ & ?US RAIS$ RES5TM5T & HATR$ ( ! PEOPLE AGA9/ HIMSELF4 ,TO DEAL ) !IR 5EMIES !Y1 HAV+ NO O!R WEAPONS BESIDE VIOL5CE1 BEGAN TO P]SECUTE1 EXECUTE1 BURN ALL ?OSE :O DIDN'T RECOGNIZE !IR AU?ORITY4 ,SO !Y'VE GOT 9TO POSITION :]E !Y HAD TO RE9T]PRET ! TEA*+ 9 ?IS S5SE ?AT IT W\LD JU/IFY BO? !IR WRONG LIFE & ! ATROCITIES :I* !Y US$ AGA9/ !IR 5EMIES4 ,!Y HAVE DONE SO4 

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- ,BUT ! TEA*+ WAS SO SIMPLE & CLE>1 - ,BEELZEBUB SAID1 /ILL NOT WANT+ TO BELIEVE ?AT HIS S]VANTS HAVE DONE :AT HE DID NOT COME UP )1 - ?AT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO MIS9T]PRET IT4 0,DO UNTO O!RS AS Y\ WANT O!RS TO DO UNTO Y\04 ,H[ DO Y\ MIS9T]PRET ?AT8 - ,= ?IS1 !Y1 BAS$ ON MY ADVICE1 US$ A V>IETY ( ME?ODS1 - ! DEVIL IS 9 A CLOAK SAID4 - ,PEOPLE HAVE A TALE AB\T H[ A GOOD WIZ>D1 TO RESCUE A P]SON FROM AN EVIL1 TURNS HIM 9TO A GRA9 ( MILLET & H[ ! WICK$ WIZ>D TURNS 9TO A ROO/] READY TO PECK ! SE$1 BUT ! GOOD MAGICIAN SPREAD ON ?AT GRA9 A BAG ( GRA9S4 ,! EVIL WIZ>D C\LD NOT EAT ALL ! GRA9S1 & HE C\LDN'T F9D ?AT GRA9 :I* HE NE$$4 ,H]E'S :AT !Y DID1 ON MY ADVICE1 TO ! TEA*+ ( ?AT ONE :O TAU<T3 0! 5TIRE LAW IS 9 DO+ TO ANO!R :AT Y\ WANT !M TO DO TO Y\RSELF01 !Y RECOGNIZ$ #ff BOOKS TO BE ! ,HOLY LAW ( ,GOD1 & 9 !SE BOOKS EV]Y WORD RECOGNIZ$ AS WORK ( ,GOD ! ,HOLY ,SPIRIT4 ,OV] ! SIMPLE1 UND]/&ABLE TRU? !Y FIL$ \T SU* A BUN* ( IMAG9>Y SACR$ TRU?S ?AT IT BECAME IMPOSSIBLE TO ACCEPT !M ALL1 NOR TO F9D ?AT ONE ?AT PEOPLE NE$4 ,?IS WAS !IR FIR/ APPROA*4 ,! SECOND ONE1 :I* !Y US$ SUCCESSFULLY = MORE ?AN A ?\S& YE>S1 WAS ?AT !Y SIMPLY KILL$1 BURN$ ALL ?OSE :O WANT$ TO DISCOV] ! TRU?4 ,N[ ?IS ME?OD BECOMES OBSOLETE1 BUT !Y DON'T GET RID ( IT & AL?\< !Y DON'T ANYMORE BURN PEOPLE TRY+ TO DISCOV] ! TRU?1 BUT RES5T !M1 POISON !IR LIVES SO ?AT ONLY V]Y FEW D>E TO EXPOSE !M4 ,?IS IS ! SECOND APPROA*4 ,! ?IRD ONE IS ?AT1 ID5TIFY+ !MSELVES ) ,*UR*1 !RE=E 9FALLIBLE1 !Y TEA* EXPLICITLY1 :5 !Y NE$ IT1 CONTR>Y TO :AT ,SCRIPTURE HAS SAID1 LEAV+ BELIEV]S !MSELVES TO GET \T ( !SE CONTRADICTIONS AS !Y WI% OR >E ABLE TO4 ,= EXAMPLE1 IT IS WRITT53 0,*RI/ IS ONE TEA*] Y\ HAVE1 & DON'T CALL ,FA!R ANYONE ON E>?1 = Y\ HAVE ONE FA!R :O IS 9 HEAV51 & DON'T CALL Y\RSELF A M5TOR1 BECAUSE Y\ HAVE ONE M5TOR - ,*RI/01 BUT !Y SAY3 0WE >E FA!RS & M5TORS WE >E ! ONLY PA/ORS OV] PEOPLE40 ,OR IT'S SAID3 0,IF Y\ WANT TO PRAY1 !N PRAY 9 SECRET1 & ,GOD WILL HE> Y\01 BUT !Y TEA* ?AT WE %\LD PRAY 9 ! TEMPLES ALL TOGE!R ) SONGS & MUSIC4 ,OR IT IS WRITT53 0DO NOT SWE> 9 ANY WAY01 & !Y TEA* ?AT ALL HAVE TO SWE> UNCONDITIONAL OB$I5CE TO ! AU?ORITIES1 :ATEV] ?OSE AU?ORITIES W\LD REQUIRE4 ,OR IT'S SAID3 0?\ %ALT NOT KILL01 BUT !Y TEA* ?AT Y\ CAN & %\LD KILL 9 ! W> & ACCORD+ TO ! ,C\RT4 ,OR EV5 IT'S SAID3 0MY TEA*+ IS SPIRIT & LIFE1 CONSUME IT1 LIKE BREAD40 ,BUT !Y TEA* ?AT IF Y\ PUT PIECES ( BREAD 9TO W9E & SAY C]TA9 WORDS1 ! BREAD WILL BECOME ! BODY1 & ! W9E ! BLOOD1 & TO EAT ?IS BREAD & DR9K ?IS W9E IS V]Y B5EFICIAL = ! SALVATION ( S\LS4 ,PEOPLE BELIEVE ?IS & DILIG5TLY EAT ?IS S\P & !N1 :5 !Y COME TO US1 !Y >E V]Y SURPRIS$ ?AT ?IS S\P DIDN'T HELP$ !M1 - F9I%$ ! DEVIL 9 A CLOAK1 ROLL$ HIS EYES & GRUNT$ TO ! E>S4 - ,?IS IS V]Y GOOD1 - SAID ,BEELZEBUB & SMIL$4 ,& ALL ! DEVILS BUR/ 9 L\D LAU<T]4 

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- ,& DO Y\ /ILL HAVE1 LIKE 9 OLD TIMES1 =NICATORS1 ROBB]S1 & MURD]]S8 - ,ALREADY JOYFULLY ASK$ ,BEELZEBUB4 ,! DEVILS1 ALSO REJOIC$1 ALL />T$ TO TALK ALL ( A SUDD51 WI%+ TO SPEAK \T BE=E ,BEELZEBUB4 - ,NOT 9 ! OLD WAY1 BUT MORE ?AN EV] BE=E1 - YELL$ ONE4 -,!RE'S NOT 5\< SPACE 9 ! OLD /RUCTURES = ! ,SODOMITES1 CRI$ ANO!R4 - ,CURR5T DE/ROY]S >E MEAN] ?AN BE=E1 - ! ?IRD %\T$4 - ,NOT 5\< FUEL = ! KILL]S1 - ! F\R? RO>$4 - ,DON'T SPEAK ALL AT ONCE4 ,& LET ! ONE :O ,I WILL ASK RESPOND4 ,:O IS RESPONSIBLE = =NICATION1 COME \T & TELL US H[ Y\'RE DO+ IT N[ ) ! FOLL[]S ( ?AT ONE :O =BADE *ANG+ ( WIVES & W>N$ NOT TO LOOK AT WOM5 ) LU/4 ,:O MANAGES ! =NICATION8 - ,I1 - ANSW]$1 CREEP+ 9 FROM BEH9D CLOS] TO ,BEELZEBUB1 BR[N FEM99E LOOK+ DEVIL ) A SAGGY FACE & 9CESSANTLY DROOL+ M\?4 ,! DEVIL !N CRAWL$ =W>D FROM ! R[ ( O!RS1 SQUATT$1 LEAN$ HIS HEAD TO ONE SIDE1 %OV$ HIS TAIL ) A BRU% BETWE5 ! LEGS1 & WAV+ IT1 BEGAN 9 LILT+ VOICE TO TELL ?IS3 - ,WE DO IT 9 AN OLD WAY1 US$ BY Y\1 \R FA!R & ! ,LORD1 EV5 9 P>ADISE PASS$ ! 5TIRE HUMAN RACE OV] TO \R P[]1 & BY ! NEW ,*UR*'S WAY4 ,ACCORD+ TO ! NEW ,*UR* WAY WE DO ?IS3 WE ASSURE PEOPLE ?AT !IR M>RIAGE IS NOT :AT IT REALLY IS1 9 ! UNION ( MAN ) WOMAN1 BUT 9 DRESS+ UP 9 ! F9E/ DRESSES1 GO+ TO A L>GE BUILD+ ASSIGN$ = IT1 & !RE1 9 PUTT+ ON !IR HEADS SOME SPECIAL1 PREP>$ = IT1 CAPS1 & ) ! S\NDS ( DIFF]5T SONGS WALK+ ?REE TIMES >\ND ! TABLE4 ,WE 9FLU5CE PEOPLE ?AT ONLY ?IS IS A REAL M>RIAGE4 ,& PEOPLE P]SUAD$ 9 ?IS1 BELIEVE ?AT ANY?+ O!R ?AN !SE CONDITIONS1 A CONNECTION ( A M5 ) A WOMAN IS A SIMPLE1 NON-B9D+ PLEASURE OR SATISFACTION ( HYGI5IC NE$1 & !RE=E NOT HESITAT+ TO GIVE 9 TO ?IS PLEASURE4 ,EFFEM9ATE DEVIL LEAN$ HIS SAGGY HEAD TO ! O!R SIDE & PAUS$1 AS IF WAIT+ = ! REACTION ( ,BEELZEBUB TO HIS WORDS4 ,BEELZEBUB NODD$ 9 APPROVAL1 & EFFEM9ATE DEVIL SO CONT9U$3 - ,9 ?IS WAY1 )\T LEAV+ AWAY PREVI\S1 US$ & =BIDD5 9 HEAV5 FRUIT & CURIOSITY1 - HE CONT9U$1 OBVI\SLY WANT+ TO FLATT] ,BEELZEBUB1 - WE >E A*IEV+ ! BE/ SUCCESSES4 ,IMAG9+ ?AT !Y C\LD >RANGE AN HONE/ RELIGI\S M>RIAGE & EV5 AFT] 9T]C\RSE ) MANY WOM51 M5 *ANGE HUNDR$S ( WIVES & SO :ILE BECOME ACCU/OM$ TO =NICATION1 !Y CONT9UE IT EV5 AFT] A RELIGI\S M>RIAGE4 ,IF ! RE/RICTIVE CONDITIONS ( ! RELIGI\S M>RIAGE SEEM 9CONV5I5T TO !M = ANY REASON1 !Y >RANGE ! SECOND WALK+ >\ND ! TABLE1 & CONSID] ! FIR/ M>RIAGE 9VALID4 - ,EFFEM9ATE DEVIL W5T SIL5T & :ILE CLE>+ HIS DROOL+ M\? ) ! TIP ( HIS TAIL1 B5T HIS HEAD ON ! O!R SIDE & SIL5TLY />$ AT ,BEELZEBUB4 

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- ,SIMPLE & WELL DONE1 - SAID ,BEELZEBUB4 - ,I APPROVE4 ,:O MANAGES ROBB]S8 - ,I1 - ANSW]$1 COM+ \T1 BIG DEVIL ) L>GE CURV$ HORNS1 ) A MU/A*E CURV$ UPW>DS & HUGE CROOK$ PAWS4 ,?IS DEVIL1 CRAWL+ AS BE=E1 CAME =W>D &1 :ILE FIX+ HIS MU/A*E ) BO? PAWS1 WAS WAIT+ = ! QUE/ION4 - ,?AT ONE :O RU9$ HELL1 - ,BEELZEBUB SAID1 - TAU<T PEOPLE TO LIVE AS ! HEAV5LY BIRDS1 & TAU<T TO GIVE ! BEGG> & TO ?AT ONE :O WANTS TO TAKE Y\R %IRT1 TO GIVE Y\R JACKET1 & HE SAID ?AT 9 ORD] TO BE SAV$1 IT IS NECESS>Y TO GIVE ! PROP]TY AWAY4 ,H[ DO Y\ 5GAGE 9 ROBB]Y PEOPLE :O HE>D ?IS8 - ,& WE'RE DO+ ?IS1 - SAID ! DEVIL ) A MU/A*E1 PR\DLY LEAN+ HIS HEAD BACKW>D1 - JU/ LIKE IT WAS DONE BY \R FA!R & RUL] DUR+ ! ELECTION ( ,SAUL 9 ! ,K+DOM4 ,! SAME WAY AS IT WAS REVEAL$ BACK !N1 WE 9FLU5CE PEOPLE ?AT 9/EAD ( /OPP+ TO ROB EA* O!R1 IT IS MORE PR(ITABLE TO LET ONE P]SON ROB Y\1 GIV+ ?AT ONE P[] OV] EV]Y?+4 ,:AT'S NEW 9 \R APPROA* IS JU/ ?AT TO ASS]T ! RI<TS ( ONE P]SON = ! ROBB]Y WE TAKE ?IS MAN 9 ! TEMPLE1 PUT ON HIM A SPECIAL CAP1 PUT HIM ON A HI< *AIR1 GIVE 9 HIS H& A W& & A BEAD1 LEAN ) AN OIL & 9 ! NAME ( ,GOD & HIS SON1 PROCLAIM ?IS ANO9T$ ) OIL P]SON IS HOLY4 ,SO ! ROBB]Y COMMITT$ BY ?IS SPECIAL P]SON1 :O IS CONSID]$ HOLY1 ALREADY CANNOT BE LIMIT$4 ,& !SE HOLY PEOPLE1 & !IR ASSI/ANTS1 & ! ASSI/ANTS ( !IR ASSI/ANTS - ALL ( !M 9CESSANTLY1 COOLLY & SAFELY ROB PEOPLE4 ,!Y USUALLY SET SU* LAWS & PRACTICES1 9 :I* EV5 )\T ANO9T+ AN IDLE M9ORITY CAN ALWAYS RANSACK ! WORK+ MAJORITY UNPUNI%$4 ,SO LATELY1 9 SOME C\NTRIES ! ROBB]Y CONT9UES )\T ! ANO9T+1 JU/ ! SAME WAY AS IT IS :]E !Y ANO9T4 ,AS Y\1 \R FA!R & ,LORD1 CAN SEE1 ?IS IS1 9 ESS5CE1 ! OLD WAY WE USE4 ,:AT'S NEW 9 IT IS ONLY ?AT WE'VE MADE IT MORE G5]AL1 MORE SUBTLE1 MORE DISP]S$ 9 SPACE & TIME1 & MORE SU/A9$4 ,WE'VE MADE IS MORE G5]AL 9 ?AT BE=E PEOPLE WILL+LY OBEY$ SOMEONE !Y ELECT$ ABOVE ALL1 & WE'VE DONE ?AT !Y N[1 REG>DLESS ( !IR DESIRE1 !Y OBEY NOT ?OSE :O !Y ELECT$ & BUT :OEV]4 ,WE MADE IT MORE SUBTLE 9 ?AT N[ ROBB$1 ?R\< ! DEVICE ( SPECIAL & 9DIRECT TAXES1 DO NOT SEE !IR ROBB]S4 ,WE'VE MADE IT MORE DISP]S$ 9 SPACE 9 A WAY ?AT ! SO-CALL$ ,*RI/IANS1 NOT SATISFI$ ) ROBB+ !IR [N PEOPLE1 US+ DIFF]5T & /RANGE EXCUSES1 MA9LY AN EXCUSE ( SPREAD+ ,*RI/IANITY1 TO ROB ALL ?OSE =EIGN PEOPLE ?AT HAVE SOME?+ TO ROB4 ,?IS NEW WAY IS SPREAD+ FA/] ?AN O!RS1 ?ANKS TO ! LOANS1 PUBLIC & GOV]NM5TAL3 !Y ROB NOT ONLY LIV+ N[1 BUT ALSO FUTURE G5]ATIONS4 ,WE'VE MADE ?IS MORE SU/A9ABLE BY MAK+ ! *IEF ROBB]S N[ CONSID]$ SACR$1 & PEOPLE >E HESITANT TO CONFRONT !M4 ,IT'S 5\< TO ANO9T ! *IEF ROBB]1 & HE CAN S]5ELY ROB :OEV] & H[ MU* HE WANTS4 ,SO1 ONE TIME 9 ,RUSSIA ,I1 TO EXP]IM5T1 PLANT$ ON ! ?RONE ONE AFT] ANO!R DISGU/+1 /UPID1 ILLIT]ATE & IMMORAL & NOT HAV+ ANY RI<TS1 EV5 ACCORD+ TO !IR [N LAWS1 & ! LATE/1 NOT ONLY A SLUT1 BUT A CRIM9AL :O KILL$ H] HUSB& & LEGITIMATE HEIR4 ,& PEOPLE1 JU/ BECAUSE %E WAS ANO9T$1 DID NOT ONLY TE> H] NO/RILS OR :IP H]1 AS !Y DID ) ALL ! KILL]S1 BUT SLAVI%LY OBEY$ H] = #c YE>S1 GIV+ H] & H] C\NTLESS LOV]S TO ROB NOT ONLY !IR PROP]TIES BUT ALSO ! FRE$OM ( PEOPLE4 ,SO N[ADAYS ! EXPLICIT ROBB]IES1 I4E4 P[] TAK+ ( ! PURSE1 HORSE1 CLO?+1 MAKE UP B>ELY ONE MILLION? P>T ( ALL ?OSE ROBB]IES P]PETRAT$ BY PEOPLE HAV+ LEGITIMATE OPPORTUNITY ( DO+ ?AT4 ,N[ADAYS ! ROBB]IES >E UNPUNI%$1 & HIDD52 & G5]ALLY WILL+NESS TO ROB IS E/ABLI%$ BETWE5 PEOPLE 9 SU* WAY ?AT ! MA9 GOAL ( ! LIFE ( ALMO/ ALL PEOPLE BECAME ROBB]Y1 A*IEV$ ONLY BY ! /RUGGLE BETWE5 ROBB]S !MSELVES4 

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- ,WELL1 ?AT'S GOOD1 - SAID ,BEELZEBUB4 - ,BUT ! MURD]S8 ,:O MANAGES MURD]8 - ,I1 - ANSW]$1 SPEAK+ \T ( ! CR[D1 R$ BLOODY DEVIL ) CAN9ES /ICK+ \T ( HIS M\?1 %>P HORNS & RAIS$ UP ?ICK1 FIX$ TAIL4 - ,H[ DO Y\ MAKE ! KILL]S FROM FOLL[]S ( ! ONE :O SAID3 0DO NOT RETURN EVIL = EVIL1 LOVE Y\R 5EMIES08 - ,H[ DO Y\ MAKE ! KILL]S ( !SE PEOPLE8 - ,WE DO ?IS1 TOO1 ! OLD WAY1 - ANSW]$ ! R$ DEVIL 9 DEAF5+1 TREMBL+ VOICE1 - BY EXCIT+ 9 PEOPLE GRE$1 ZEAL1 HATR$1 REV5GE1 PRIDE4 ,& ALSO ! OLD WAY WE 9FLU5CE TEA*]S ( PEOPLE ?AT ! BE/ WAY TO WEAN PEOPLE FROM KILL+ IS = TEA*]S !MSELVES PUBLICLY TO KILL ?OSE :O KILL$4 ,IT'S NOT ?AT ?IS GIVE US TOO MANY KILL]S1 AS MU* IT PREP>ES !M = US4 ,! GREATE/ NUMB] ( KILL]S CAME & CONT9UES TO COME TO US ?ANKS TO A NEW DOCTR9E ( ! 9FALLIBILITY ( ! ,*UR*1 ! ,*RI/IAN M>RIAGE1 & ,*RI/IAN EQUALITY4 ,! DOCTR9E ( ! 9FALLIBILITY ( ! ,*UR* 9 OLD TIMES GAVE US ! L>GE/ NUMB] KILL]S ( ALL TIMES4 ,PEOPLE ID5TIFI$ !MSELVES ) ! 9FALLIBLE ,*UR* CONSID]$ IT'S A CRIME TO ALL[ FALSE TEA*]S TO CORRUPT PEOPLE1 & ?AT !RE=E ! MURD] ( !SE PEOPLE WAS PLEAS+ ,GOD4 ,& !Y KILL$ ! 5TIRE POPULATIONS & EXECUT$1 BURN$ HUNDR$S ( ?\S&S ( PEOPLE4 ,& ! FUNNY ?+ IS ?AT ?OSE :O W]E EXECUT$ & BURN$1 !Y />T$ TO UND]/& ! TRUE DOCTR9E1 BUT W]E CONSID]$ ! MO/ DANG]\S = PEOPLE1 I4E4 S]VANTS ( ,DEVILS4 ,& ?OSE :O EXECUT$ & BURN$1 ACTUALLY \R OB$I5T S]VANTS1 CONSID]$ !MSELVES ,HOLY DO]S ( ! WILL ( ,GOD4 ,?AT WAS 9 ! OLD DAYS4 ,9 \R TIME1 A V]Y L>GE NUMB] ( KILL]S COMES TO US ?ANKS TO ! DOCTR9E ( ,*RI/IAN M>RIAGE & EQUALITY4 ,TEA*+S ON M>RIAGE GIVES US1 FIR/LY1 MURD]S ( SP\SES BY EA* O!R & ( *ILDR5 BY MO!RS4 ,HUSB&S & WIVES KILL EA* O!R :5 !Y F9D ! REQUIREM5TS ( ! LAW & CU/OM ( RELIGI\S M>RIAGE TOO RE/RICTIVE4 ,MO!RS KILL !IR *ILDR5 = ! MO/ P>T :5 ! RELATION%IPS FROM :I* ! *ILDR5 ORIG9ATE >E NOT RECOGNIZ$ BY ! M>RIAGE4 ,SU* KILL+S >E COMMITT$ 5DLESSLY & REGUL>LY4 ,MURD]S CAUS$ BY ,*RI/IAN TEA*+ ON EQUALITY >E COMMITT$ P]IODICALLY1 BUT :5 COMMITT$1 !Y OCCUR 9 V]Y L>GE NUMB]S4 ,ACCORD+ TO ?IS TEA*+S PEOPLE >E P]SUAD$ ?AT !Y >E ALL EQUAL BE=E ! LAW4 ,BUT PEOPLE :O >E ROBB$ FEEL ?AT IT IS NOT TRUE4 ,!Y SEE ?AT EQUALITY BE=E ! LAW ONLY ALL[S ! ROBB]S CONV5I5TLY CONT9UE TO ROB1 :I* !Y >E NOT COM=TABLE TO DO1 & SO !Y RES5T & ATTACK !IR ROBB]S4 ,& !N MUTUAL KILL+S BEG9 ?AT GIVE US IMM$IATELY T5S ( ?\S&S ( MURD]]S AT A TIME4 

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- ,BUT ! MURD]S AT W>8 ,H[ DO Y\ BR+ TO ?AT ! /UD5TS ( ?AT ONE :O RECOGNIZ$ ALL PEOPLE >E *ILDR5 ( ONE FA!R & COMM&$ TO LOVE 5EMIES8 - ,R$ DEVIL B>$ HIS TEE?1 & RELEAS+ A /REAM ( FIRE & SMOKE FROM HIS M\?1 JOYFULLY SLAPP$ HIMSELF ON ! BACK ) HIS ?ICK TAIL4 - ,H]E'S :AT WE DO3 WE 9FLU5CE EA* NATION ?AT !Y1 ?IS PEOPLE1 >E ! BE/ 9 ! :OLE WORLD4 ,DEUTS*L& UEB] ALLES 70,G]MANY - ABOVE ALL071 ,FRANCE1 ,5GL&1 ,RUSSIA IS ABOVE ALL1 & ?AT ?IS NATION MU/ DOM9ATE OV] ALL O!R NATIONS4 ,& S9CE WE 9/ILL$ ! SAME 9 ! M9DS ( ALL PEOPLES1 !Y >E1 CON/ANTLY FEEL+ 9 ! DANG] FROM !IR NEI<BORS1 ALWAYS PREP>+ TO DEF5D & ANGRY AT EA* O!R4 ,& ! MORE ONE SIDE IS PREP>+ TO DEF5D & GETS ANGRY ON !IR NEI<BORS1 ! MORE ! RE/ NATIONS >E PREP>+ TO DEF5D !MSELVES GET ANGRY AT EA* O!R4 ,SO N[ ALL ?OSE PEOPLE HAVE ACCEPT$ ! TEA*+ ( ! ONE :O CALL$ US MURD]]S1 ALL P]MAN5TLY & MA9LY PREOCCUPI$ ) PREP>ATIONS = ! ASSASS9ATION & ! MASSACRES !MSELVES4 - ,WELL1 ?AT'S WITTY1 - ,BEELZEBUB SAID AFT] A LONG SIL5CE4 - ,BUT H[ CAN FREE FROM DECEPTION SCI5TI/S PEOPLE DIDN'T SEE ?AT ! ,*UR* HAS DI/ORT$ ! TEA*+1 & !Y DIDN'T RE/ORE IT8 - ,& !Y C\LDN'T DO SO1 - ) SELF-CONFID5T VOICE SAID1 CREEP+ =W>D1 MATTE-BLACK DEVIL 9 ! MANTLE1 ) FLAT =EHEAD1 ) MUSCLELESS P>TS1 & PROTRUD+ L>GE E>S4 - ,:Y8 - ,/RICTLY ASK$ ,BEELZEBUB1 DISGRUNTL$ BY OV]-CONFID5CE ( ! DEVIL 9 ! MANTLE4 ,UNDAUNT$ BY ! HAIL ( ,BEELZEBUB1 DEVIL 9 ! MANTLE SL[LY SAT UP1 NOT SQUATT$ AS O!RS BUT CROSS$ HIS MUSCLELESS LEGS1 & BEGAN TO SPEAK )\T HESITATION 9 A QUIET1 EV5 VOICE3 - !Y CANNOT DO ?IS1 BECAUSE ,I CON/ANTLY DI/RACT !IR ATT5TION FROM :AT !Y CAN & :AT !Y NE$ TO KN[1 & ,I AM S5D+ IT TO SOME?+ ?AT !Y DO NOT NE$ TO KN[ & :AT !Y NEV] WILL KN[4 - ,H[ DID Y\ DO IT8 - ,I DID & DO DIFF]5T ?+S OV] TIME1 - REPLI$ ! DEVIL 9 ! MANTLE4 - ,9 ! OLD DAYS ,I 9/ILL$ 9 PEOPLE ?AT ! MO/ IMPORTANT ?+ = !M IS TO KN[ MORE AB\T ! RELATION%IP BETWE5 ! P]SONS ( ! ,TR9ITY ITSELF1 AB\T ! ORIG9S ( ,*RI/1 HIS PROP]TIES1 ?AT ( ,GOD1 ETC4 ,& !Y MU* & = LONG DISCUSS$1 PROV$1 >GU$1 & GOT ANGRY4 ,& !SE >GUM5TS KEPT !M SO OCCUPI$1 ?AT !Y W]E NOT ?9K+ AB\T H[ !Y %\LD LIVE4 ,& )\T ?9K+ AB\T H[ !Y %\LD LIVE1 !Y DID NOT NE$ TO KN[ :AT !IR TEA*] TOLD !M AB\T LIFE4 ,!N1 :5 !Y W]E ALREADY SO CONFUS$ 9 !IR REASON+ ?AT !Y NO LONG] UND]/OOD :AT !Y TALK$ AB\T1 ,I 9SPIR$ ONE1 ?AT ! MO/ IMPORTANT ?+ = !M IS TO EXPLORE & EXPLA9 EV]Y?+ ?AT A MAN NAM$ ,>I/OTLE WROTE1 :O LIV$ ?\S&S ( YE>S AGO 9 ,GREECE2 TO O!RS ,I 9/ILL$ ?AT ! MO/ IMPORTANT ?+ = !M IS TO F9D SU* A /ONE1 :]EBY IT W\LD BE POSSIBLE TO MAKE GOLD1 & ! ELIXIR1 :I* W\LD HEAL FROM ALL DISEASES & MADE PEOPLE IMMORTAL4 ,& ! SM>TE/ ONES & SCI5TI/S PUT ALL !IR M5TAL P[]S 9 ?IS4 ,?OSE :O W]E NOT 9T]E/$ 9 ?IS1 ,I 9/ILL$ ?AT ! MO/ IMPORTANT IS TO KN[ :E!R E>? REVOLVES >\ND ! ,SUN OR ! ,SUN >\ND ! ,E>?8 ,& :5 !Y LE>N$ ?AT ! ,E>? MOVES1 & NOT ! ,SUN1 & ID5TIFI$ H[ MANY MILLION MILES FROM ! ,SUN >E TO ! ,E>?1 !Y W]E V]Y EXCIT$ & S9CE !N !Y /UDY EV5 H>D] TO LE>N ! DI/ANCE FROM ! />S1 AL?\< !Y KN[ ?AT !RE'S NO 5D TO !SE DI/ANCES & CANNOT BE1 & ?AT !RE'S C\NTLESS NUMB] ( />S1 & KN[ !Y DON'T NE$ TO KN[4 ,9 ADDITION1 ,I 9/ILL$ 9 !M ?AT !Y REALLY NE$ & IT'S IMPORTANT TO KN[ H[ ALL ! ANIMALS1 ALL WORMS1 ALL PLANTS1 ALL 9F9ITELY SMALL ORGANISMS ORIG9AT$4 ,& AL?\< IT'S ABSOLUTELY CLE> !Y DON'T NE$ TO KN[ ?AT1 & IT'S CLE> ?AT IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO KN[1 BECAUSE !RE >E AS 9F9ITELY MANY ANIMALS AS />S1 !Y PUT ALL !IR M5TAL /R5G?S ON !SE & SIMIL> /UDIES ( ! PH5OM5A ( ! MAT]IAL WORLD & W]E V]Y SURPRIS$ TO F9D ?AT ! MORE !Y LE>N ( :AT !Y DON'T NE$ TO KN[1 ! MORE REMA9S UNKN[N4 ,& AL?\< IT'S CLE> ?AT1 :ILE !Y RESE>*1 ! SCOPE ( :AT !Y MANAG$ TO LE>N IS BECOM+ WID] & WID]1 SUBJECTS /UDY - MORE & MORE COMPLICAT$1 & MO/ ACQUIR$ KN[L$GE - LESS & LESS APPLICABLE TO LIFE1 ?IS DOESN'T BO!R !M & !Y1 QUITE CONFID5T ( ! IMPORTANCE ( !IR OCCUPATION1 CONT9UE TO EXPLORE1 PREA*1 WRITE1 PR9T & TRANSLATE FROM ONE LANGUAGE TO ANO!R ALL ( ! PR$OM9ANTLY NOT SUITABLE /UDIES &1 IF OCCASIONALLY EV5 SUITABLE1 !N ?OSE GO = FUN ( ! RI* M9ORITY OR = ! DET]IORATION ( ! POOR MAJORITY4 ,BUT 9 ORD] ?AT !Y W\LD NEV] REALIZE ?AT S+LE IMPORTANT = !M IS TO E/ABLI% ! LAWS ( LIFE ?AT >E /AT$ 9 ! TEA*+ ( ,*RI/1 ,I 9FLU5C$ !M ?AT !Y CANNOT KN[ ! LAWS ( ! SPIRITUAL LIFE & ?AT ANY RELIGI\S TEA*+1 9CLUD+ ! TEA*+S ( ,*RI/1 IS A MISCONCEPTION & SUP]/ITION1 & !Y CAN LE>N AB\T H[ !Y NE$ TO LIVE FROM SCI5CE ,I 9V5T$ = !M CALL$ SOCIOLOGY1 ! /UDY ( 9 H[ MANY DIFF]5T WAYS PEOPLE LIV$ BADLY 9 ! PA/4 ,SO1 9/EAD ( TRY+ TO LIVE BETT] !MSELVES1 ACCORD+ TO ! TEA*+S ( ,*RI/1 !Y ?9K !Y WILL NE$ ONLY EXPLORE ! LIFE ( PEOPLE 9 ! PA/1 & ?AT !Y WILL1 FROM ?IS /UDY1 BR+ COMMON LAWS ( LIFE1 & ?AT TO LIVE WELL1 !Y 9 !IR LIVES WILL HAVE TO COMPLY ONLY ) ?OSE LAWS !Y HAVE 9V5T$4 ,9 ORD] TO FUR!R /R5G!N !IR DECEPTION1 ,I 9FLU5CE !M SOME?+ SIMIL> TO ! TEA*+S ( ! ,*UR*1 NAMELY1 ?AT !RE IS SOME CONT9UITY ( KN[L$GE CALL$ SCI5CE1 & ?AT /ATEM5TS ( ?IS SCI5CE JU/ AS 9FALLIBLE AS ! /ATEM5TS ( ! ,*UR*4 ,AS SOON AS ?OSE :O CONSID] !MSELVES AG5TS ( SCI5CE ASSURE !MSELVES 9 !IR 9FALLIBILITY1 !Y NATURALLY DECL>E AS UNQUE/IONABLE TRU?S ! MO/ NOT ONLY UNNECESS>Y1 BUT ALSO (T5 RIDICUL\S NONS5SE ?AT !Y1 ONCE DECL>$1 CAN NO LONG] D5Y4 ,BECAUSE ( ?IS1 ,I AM SAY+ ?AT UNTIL ,I WILL KEEP 9/ILL+ RESPECT 9 !M1 ! S]VILITY TO ?AT SCI5CE ?AT ,I 9V5T$ = !M1 !Y WILL NEV] UND]/& ?AT TEA*+ ?AT HAD NE>LY RU9$ US4 

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- ,V]Y GOOD4 ,?ANK Y\1 - SAID ,BEELZEBUB & HIS FACE HAS LI<T5$ UP4 - ,Y\ DES]VE AN AW>D1 & ,I WILL GRACI\SLY REW>D Y\4 - ,BUT Y\ =GOT AB\T US1 - ! REMA9+ MULTI-HAIR$1 SMALL1 BIG1 CROOK$-LEGG$1 ?ICK1 ?9 DEVILS YELL$ 9 A SEV]AL VOICES4 - ,:AT >E Y\ DO+8 - ASK$ ! ,BEELZEBUB4 - ,I - ,DEVIL ( TE*NICAL IMPROVEM5TS4 - ,I - ( DIVISION ( LABOR4 - ,I - ( WAYS ( COMMUNICATION4 - ,I - ( TYPOGRAPHY4 - ,I - ( >T4 - ,I - ( M$IC9E4 - ,I - ( CULTURE4 - ,I - ( $UCATION4 - ,I - ( CORRECTION ( PEOPLE4 - ,I - ( /UPEFY+ PEOPLE4 - ,I'M ( *>ITY4 - ,I AM ( SOCIALISM4 - ,I - AM ( FEM9ISM - !Y CRI$ ALL ( A SUDD51 CR[D+ =W>D BE=E ,BEELZEBUB4 - ,SPEAK SEP>ATELY & BRIEFLY1 CRI$ ,BEELZEBUB4 - ,Y\1 - ADDRESS+ TO ! DEVIL ( TE*NICAL IMPROVEM5TS4 - ,:AT >E Y\ DO+8 - ,I 9FLU5CE PEOPLE ?AT ! MORE ?+S !Y MAKE & ! SOON] !Y'LL MAKE !M1 ! BETT] IT'LL BE = !M4 ,& PEOPLE1 RU9+ !IR LIVES = ?+S1 MAKE !M MORE & MORE1 DESPITE ( ! FACT ?AT !SE ?+S >E NE$$ NOT TO !M BUT TO ?OSE :O GET !M MAKE !SE ?+S1 & !Y WILL BE UNAF=DABLE TO ?OSE :O MAKE !M4 - ,GOOD4 ,:AT AB\T Y\8 - ,BEELZEBUB TURN$ TO ! DEVIL ( ! DIVISION ( LABOR4 - ,I 9FLU5CE PEOPLE ?AT BECAUSE IT'S POSSIBLE TO DO ?+S BY MA*9ES RA!R ?AN BY PEOPLE1 SO NE$ TO TURN PEOPLE 9TO MA*9ES1 & !Y'RE DO+ IT1 & PEOPLE TURN$ 9TO MA*9ES HATE ?OSE :O DID ?IS TO !M4 - ,& ?AT'S A GOOD ?+4 ,Y\8 - ,BEELZEBUB TURN$ TO DEVIL ( COMMUNICATIONS4 - ,I 9FLU5CE PEOPLE ?AT = !IR B5EFITS !Y NE$ TO MOVE FROM PLACE TO PLACE AS FA/ AS POSSIBLE4 ,& PEOPLE1 9/EAD ( IMPROV+ !IR LIVES EA* 9 !IR RESPECTIVE PLACES1 SP5D MO/ ( LIFE 9 MOV+ FROM PLACE TO PLACE & >E V]Y PR\D ( ?AT !Y CAN PASS #e MILES P] H\R & MORE4 ,BEELZEBUB PRAIS$ ?AT1 TOO4 ,!N DEVIL ( PUBLICATION HELD SPEE*4 ,HIS ROLE1 AS HE EXPLA9$1 WAS TO 5SURE ?AT AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE >E 9=M$ ( ALL ?OSE MEAN ?+S ?AT >E BE+ DONE & WRITT5 AB\T 9 ! WORLD4 ,DEVIL ( >T EXPLA9$ ?AT HE1 DISGUIS$ AS COM=T+ & EXCIT+ ( ! NOBLE FEEL+S 9 PEOPLE1 9/EAD CONDONES !IR VICES1 BY PA9T+ !M 9 AN ATTRACTIVE =M4 ,DEVIL ( M$IC9E EXPLA9$ ?AT ! :OLE PURPOSE IS TO 9SPIRE PEOPLE ?AT ! MO/ IMPORTANT ?+ = !M IS TO TAKE C>E ( !IR [N BODIES4 ,& BECAUSE !RE'S NO 5D 9 LOOK+ AFT] Y\R BODY1 PEOPLE :O C>E AB\T !IR BODY ) USE ( M$IC9E1 NOT ONLY =GET AB\T LIVES ( O!R PEOPLE'S1 BUT ALSO ( !IR [N4 ,DEVIL ( CULTURE EXPLA9$ ?AT HE 9SPIRES PEOPLE ?AT UTILIZ+ ALL ?OSE DE$S :I* RUN DEVILS ( TE*NICAL IMPROVEM5TS1 DIVISION ( LABOR1 COMMUNICATIONS1 PR9T+1 >T1 & M$IC9E1 IS A K9D ( VIRTUE & ?AT ! P]SONS 5JOY+ ALL !SE MAY BE QUITE PLEAS$ ) !MSELVES & DON'T NOT NE$ TO TRY TO BE BETT]4 ,DEVIL ( $UCATION EXPLA9$ ?AT HE 9SPIRES PEOPLE ?AT !Y1 :ILE LIV+ WRONGLY & NOT EV5 KN[+ :AT ! GOOD LIFE IS1 CAN TEA* KIDS A GOOD LIFE4 ,DEVIL ( CORRECTION EXPLA9$ ?AT HE TEA*ES PEOPLE ?AT1 BE+ SPOIL$ !MSELVES1 !Y CAN CORRECT ! P]V]SE O!R PEOPLE4 ,! DEVIL ( /UPEFY+ SAID ?AT HE TEA*ES PEOPLE ?AT 9/EAD ( HAV+ TO GET RID ( SUFF]+S PRODUC$ BY WRONGFUL LIFE & TRY+ TO LIVE A BETT] LIFE1 !Y BETT] LOSE !MSELVES UND] ! 9FLU5CE ( ! /UPEFY+ W9E1 TOBACCO1 OPIUM1 MORPH9E4 ,DEVIL ( *>ITY SAID ?AT HE IS GIV+ PEOPLE SOME?+1 ROBB+ PEOPLE & GIV+ SLID+ VALVES TO ! ROBB$1 !Y >E VIRTU\S & DON'T NE$ AN IMPROVEM5T1 - HE MAKES !M 9ACCESSIBLE TO ! GOOD4 ,DEVIL ( SOCIALISM BOA/$ ?AT1 9 ! NAME ( ! HI<E/ SOCIAL ORD] ( LIFE1 HE1 BESIDES HATR$ BETWE5 SOCIAL CLASSES1 ALSO /IRS UP HO/ILITY BETWE5 ! SEXES4 - ,I - ( COM=T1 ,I - ( FA%ION6 - SCREAM$ & SQUEAK$ /ILL O!R DEVILS1 CREEP+ TO ,BEELZEBUB4 - ,DO Y\ REALLY ?9K ?AT ,I AM SO OLD & /UPID ?AT ,I DO NOT UND]/& ?AT TEA*+ AB\T LIFE IS FALSE1 & ALL ?AT C\LD BE H>MFUL TO US BECOMES USEFUL TO US1 - CRI$ L\DLY & ,BEELZEBUB BUR/+ \T 9 LAU<T]4 - ,5\<4 ,?ANK Y\ ALL1 - & HE SWUNG HIS W+S & LEAP$ TO HIS FEET4 ,! DEVILS SURR\ND$ ,BEELZEBUB4 ,DEVIL AT ONE 5D WAS ! DEVIL 9 A CLOAK - ! 9V5TOR ( ! ,*UR*1 AT ! O!R 5D - ! DEVIL 9 ! MANTLE1 ! 9V5TOR ( SCI5CE4 ,!SE DEVILS TOOK EA* O!R H&S1 & CLOS$ !IR CIRCLE4 ,& ALL ! DEVILS1 LAU<+1 SQUEAL+1 :I/L+ & FLUTT]+1 WAV+ & %AK+ !IR TAILS1 BEGAN TO :IRL & TO DANCE >\ND ,BEELZEBUB4 ,BEELZEBUB HIMSELF1 HAV+ SPREAD HIS W+S & WAV+ !M1 DANC$ 9 ! MIDDLE1 LIFT+ UP HIS FEET HI<LY4 ,ABOVE !M ! SAME %\T+1 CRY+1 MOAN+1 & GNA%+ ( TEE? WAS HE>D4 

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