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,AU?OR 3 ,AN>*I/ ,F$]ATION 

,TEXT 3 

,ELECTION ,DAY #aiig 

  

,?IS WAS A BAD DAY = ! PEOPLE -- ! GOV]NM5T GOT BACK 94 ,JOHN ,TWE$L$UM RESIGN$ & ,TONY ,TWE$L$EE GOT TO B[ HIS KNEE TO ,QUE5IE4 ,HIS FIR/ ,CAB9ET HAD NO SURPRISES2 ,H>RIET ,H>MAN WAS APPO9T$ ,MI/RESS ( ,PUBLIC ,MORALS1 DECL>+ ! NATION'S MOTTO = ! NEXT FIVE YE>S W\LD BE 'DO AS WE SAY1 NOT AS WE DO'4 ,JACK ,/RAW GOT TO BE ,NO-,HOME ,SECRET>Y & ANN\NC$ ?AT /REET PEOPLE W\LD BE TAGG$ & /UCK 9 ONE ,H[>D'S ,H\SES1 AS ! COZY PRISONS1 SORRY 9VOLUNT>Y HO/ELS1 RUN BY ,GR\P #d W]E N[ KN[N4 ,?+S GOT WORSE444 

,OCTOB] #aiig 

  

,RA!R ?AN READ ! ,QUE5'S ,SPEE*1 ,BR5DA RESIGN$ & ,*>LES ,I,I,I CR[N$ BY ,%]E ,BHAGWAN ,RAJNEE%1 F\R EX-,BI%OPS & !IR HUSB&S1 NEWLY CONV]T$ TO ! ,*UR* ( ,TONY4 ,JOHN ,PRESCOTT %OT HIMSELF RA!R ?AN BE \/$ AS A CLOSET SOCIALI/ BY ,Y\NG ,*RI/IANS = ,LABOR1 AN ACCUSATION PROV$ FALSE :5 IT WAS CONCLUSIVELY %[N ?AT HE WAS JU/ A FAT ,NOR!RN4 

,JANU>Y #aiih 

  

,! ,TORIES SPLIT AFT] ! ,CONF]5CE FROM ,HELL4 ,CL>KE & ,HEZZ] =M$ A ',GET ,RI* OV] ,!RE ,P>TY' & MOV$ TO ,TUSCANY TO BECOME ,M,P'S4 ,H[>D1 ,PORTILLO & ,LILLEY =M$ ',BREAK ',EM1 ,BLOCK ',EM & ,FLOG ',EM'1 A P>TY TO DEAL ONCE & = ALL ) ! UNEMPLOY$1 ASYLUM-SEEK]S & TR\BLE MAK]S4 ,TWE$L$UM L$ ! RUMP 9TO ALLIANCE ) ,UL/]'S ,UNIONI/ :O IMM$IATELY ANNEX$ ,DUNDEE & ! ,DOCKL&S TO PUT !M UND] PROTECTIVE RULE BE=E ! ,I,R,A >RIV$4 

,APRIL #aiih 

  

,FIR/ *ALL5GE = ! ,GOV]NM5T WAS PUTT+ ! ECONOMY RI<T4 ,TO /IMULATE DEM& EV]YONE WAS REQUIR$ TO %OP ',ONE ,MORE ,DAY = ,BRITA9'1 & :AT !Y PUR*AS$ F$ 9TO A COMPUT] 9 ,/A9ES4 ,ANYONE SP5D+ LESS ?AN ,G,B,P#e WAS DECL>$ FISCALLY IMMORAL & MADE TO TAKE CONSUM] CLASSES AT !IR LOCAL ,SA9SBURYS 7:I* HAD WON ! CONTRACT TO DELIV] $UCATION74 ,*ILDR5 9 ORPHANAGES W]E GIV5 CLASSES 9 H[ TO SELL !MSELVES & MANY GOT WORK2 ! LUCKY ONES W5T TO ,HAMP/EAD :]E S]VANTS W]E HIR$1 ?OSE ) UN=TUNATE ACC5TS GOT TO SELL !MSELVES \TSIDE ,K+S ,CROSS444 

,MAY #aiii 

  

,MAY ,DAY WAS REPLAC$ BY ,/AKEHOLD] ,DAY4 ,ALL CITIZ5S W]E GIV5 %>ES 9 NEWLY PRIVATIZ$ S*OOLS1 A %>E\T ( NEWLY CREAT$ WEAL? MADE POSSIBLE BY BANN+ /RIKES & 9TRODUC+ ',WORKFLEX'1 A NEW SY/EM ( EMPLOYM5T ?AT LET PEOPLE WORK :5EV] !Y W]E LUCKY 5\< TO F9D A JOB & A MA/] HIR+4 ,! FIR/ DEPORTATION = TAMP]+ ) ! ,ID*IP UND] EV]YONE'S SK9 TOOK PLACE1 ! UN=TUNATE NON-,EUROPEAN CITIZ5 BE+ S5T TO ,ASIA ,S\?4 

,SEPTEMB] #aiii 

  

,! ,*UR* RECEIV$ A BIG PAY\T FROM ! ,C,I,A = BR++ D[N COMMUNISM & B\<T ! ,N,H,S1 CREAT+ WORK = ?\S&S ( NUNS RECALL$ FROM FAM9E WORK 9 ,AFRICA1 N[ SO WELL RUN BY ,C,D,C 7,*RI/ DOESN'T ,C>E74 

,M>* #ba 

  

,UNEMPLOYM5T REA*$ Z]O1 AS ,NEW ,LABOR HAD PROMIS$1 S9CE BY N[ EV]YONE WORK$ OR WAS DIGG+ DIT*ES SOME:]E4 ,NO ONE WAS C\NT+ ANYWAY4 ,! LA/ ,NEW ,AGE ,TRAVEL] WAS R\ND$ UP & =C$ 9TO A UNI=M4 ,%E WAS GIV5 A JOB COLLECT+ TOILS ON ! T5 LANE ACCESS ROAD TO ! NEW T]M9AL AT ,HEA?R[ AIRPORT1 BUILT BY ,PROJECT ,WORK BATTALIONS FROM ! ,GOV]NM5T'S LA/ BIG PU% AGA9/ SCR\NG]S4 ,ROSS ,P]OT WAS SWORN 9 AS ,PRESID5T ( ,AM]ICA1 !N M>RI$ ,HILL>Y ,CL9TON AFT] %E DIVORC$ ,BILL4 ,P[] BECAME ! GREAT APHRODISIAC ( ! #b#a/ ,C5TURY & WAS BOTTL$ BY ,*ANEL4 

,EA/] #ba 

  

,AFT] A LONG-TIME ( PUBLIC S]VICE1 ,C>D9AL ,BLAIR RESIGN$ & WAS REPLAC$ BY BLESS$ ,H>RIET1 AFT] ,ROB9 ,COOK WAS DISCOV]$ 9 B$ ) ,GILLIAN ,%EPH]D1 ! ,>*BI%OP ( ,CANT]BURY4 ,9 A SNAP ELECTION1 ,NEW ,CON1 ,EUROPEAN DIVISION ( ,MURDO*'S ,NEWS ,CORPORATION1 WAS ELECT$4 ,IT PL$G$ EV]Y?+ W\LD BE DIFF]5T -- BUT ! SAME4 ,NO ONE NOTIC$ S9CE ! C\NTRY WAS BE+ RUN BY A SATELLITE BEAM+ 9/RUCTIONS FROM ,NEWCORP ,H,Q 9 ,AM]ICA ANYWAY4 

,OCTOB] #ba 

  

,PET] ,M&ELSON RAN ! CAMPAIGN ?AT GOT ,TONY ,BLAIR ELECT$ ,POPE4 ,! ,TALIBAN 9 ,P>IS ISSU$ A FATWAH & ,BRITI% BEEF WAS BANN$ AGA91 ALONG ) ,BRITA9 ITSELF4 ,PREMI] ,TUNG WAS ASSASS9AT$ VISIT+ AN AUTO PLANT 9 ,JAPAN1 AS ! =CIBLY UNIFI$ ,KOREA WAS N[ CALL$1 & ,*9A DECL>$ W>4 ,! ,MORAL ,MILITIA JO9$ 9 & LAUN*$ ! LA/ ( ,AM]ICA'S ,I,C,B,MS 9 ! ',BIGGE/ ,%OOT ,\T ,S9CE ! ,LA/ ,ONE'1 AS IT WAS TO BECOME KN[N4 ,PRODUCTION 7= ! RI*7 & CONSUMPTION 7BY ! RI*7 W]E N[ SO P]FECTLY 9 H>MONY ?AT POOR PEOPLE W]5'T NE$$ & JU/ CAUS$ UNNECESS>Y GUILT4 ,! RE/ IS HI/ORY444 

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