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,PEOPLE 3 

,AU?OR 3 ,LEO ,TOL/OY 

,TEXT 3 

0 ,AH1 ,I HAVE =GOTT5 MY PIPE4 ,?AT'S BAD1 BRO!RS10  
REPEAT$ ,VEL5*UK4  

0 ,Y\ \<T TO SMOKE CIG>S1 DE> MAN 6 0 REM>K$  
,*IK91 SCREW+ UP HIS M\? & W9K+4 0 ,I ALWAYS  
SMOKE CIG>S AT HOME 2 !Y >E SWEET]40  

,( C\RSE1 EV]YBODY ROLL$ 9 LAU<T]4  

0 ,SO Y\ =GOT Y\R PIPE10 9T]RUPT$ ,MAKSIMOV1 NOT  
PAY+ ANY ATT5TION TO ! G5]AL M]RIM5T1 &1 )  
! AIR ( A SUP]IOR1 PR\DLY KNOCK+ \T ! A%ES BY  
/RIK+ ! PIPE AGA9/ ! PALM ( HIS LEFT H&4  
0 ,:AT HAVE Y\ BE5 DO+ !RE 8 ,EH1 ,VEL5*UK 8 0  

,VEL5*UK TURN$ HALF->OIMD TO HIM1 PUT HIS H& TO  
HIS CAP1 & !N DROPP$ IT4  

0,Y\ EVID5TLY DID NOT GET 5\< SLEEP YE/]DAY1  
& SO Y\ >E N[ FALL+ ASLEEP /&+4 ,Y\ WON'T  
GET ANY REW>D = SU* BEHAVIOR40  

0 ,MAY ,I BE TORN UP ON ! SPOT1 ,F$OR ,MAKSIMY*1 IF  
,I HAVE HAD A DROP 9 MY M\? 2 ,I DO NOT KN[ MYSELF  
:AT IS ! MATT] ) ME10 REPLI$ ,VEL5*UK4 0 ,:AT  
OCCASION DID ,I HAVE TO GET DRUNK 8 0 HE MUTT]$4  

0 ,?AT'S IT4 ,ONE HAS TO BE RESPONSIBLE = Y\ FELL[S  
BE=E ! AU?ORITIES1 & Y\ KEEP IT UP ALL ! TIME1 --  
IT IS DISGU/+10 CONCLUD$ ELOQU5T ,MAKSIMOV1 BUT 9 A  
CALM] TONE4  

0 ,IT IS REALLY WOND]FUL1 BRO!RS10 CONT9U$ ,VEL5*UK1  
AFT] A MOM5T'S SIL5CE1 SCRAT*+ ! BACK ( HIS HEAD1  
& NOT ADDRESS+ ANY ONE 9 P>TICUL>4 0 ,REALLY1 IT IS  
WOND]FUL1 BRO!RS 6 ,H]E ,I HAVE BE5 SIXTE5 YE>S 9  

! S]VICE1 & SU* A ?+ HAS NEV] HAPP5$ TO ME  
BE=E4 ,:5 WE W]E ORD]$ TO GET READY = !  
M>*1 ,I GOT UP AS USUAL1 -- !RE WAS NO?+ ! MATT] 2  
BUT SUDD5LY IT CAU<T ME 9 ! P>K -- IT CAU<T ME  
& ?REW ME D[N ON ! GR\ND1 & ?AT WAS ALL --  
,& ,I MYSELF DO NOT KN[ H[ ,I FELL ASLEEP1 BRO!RS 6  
,IT MU/ BE ! SLEEP+ DISEASE10 HE CONCLUD$4  

0 ,YES1 ,I HAD A H>D TIME WAK+ Y\10 SAID ,ANTDNOV1  
PULL+ ON HIS BOOT4 0 ,I KEPT PU%+ & PU%+ Y\1  
AS ?\< Y\ W]E A LOG 6 0  

0 ,I SAY10 REM>K$ ,VEL5*VLK1 0 JU/ AS ?\< ,I W]E  
DRUNK -- 0  

0 ,!RE WAS A WOMAN AT HOME10 BEGAN ,*IK91 0 :O  
HAD NOT LEFT ! OV5 B$ = AT LEA/ TWO YE>S4 ,!Y  
BEGAN TO WAKE H] ONCE1 ?9K+ ?AT %E WAS ASLEEP1  
BUT !Y F\ND %E WAS DEAD1 -- ?\< H] DEA? RESEM-  
BL$ SLEEP4 ,YES1 MY DE> MAN 6 0  

0 ,JU/ TELL US1 ,*IK91 H[ Y\ PUT ON /YLE :5 Y\  
HAD Y\R LEAVE ( ABS5CE10 SAID ,MAKSIMOV1 SMIL+ &  
LOOK+ AT ME1 AS ?\< TO SAY1 0 ,W\LD Y\ NOT LIKE  
TO HE> ! /ORY ( A FOOLI% MAN 8 0  

0 ,:AT /YLE1 ,MAKSIMY* 8 0 SAID ,*IK91 CA/+ A  
CURSORY SIDE GLANCE AT ME4 0 ,I JU/ TOLD !M ALL AB\T  
! ,CAUCASUS40  

0 ,( C\RSE1 ( C\RSE 6 ,DON'T BE SO %Y -- TELL US H[  
Y\ L$ !M ON40  

0 ,IT IS V]Y SIMPLE 3 !Y ASK$ ME H[ WE W]E  
HV+10 ,*IK9 BEGAN1 SPEAK+ HURRI$LY1 HAV+ !  
APPE>ANCE ( A MAN :O HAS TOLD ! SAME /ORY SEV]AL  
TIMES4 0 ,I SAID 3 ' ,WE LIVE WELL1 DE> MAN 3 WE GET \R  
PROVISIONS 9 FULL1 -- 9 ! MORN+ & EV5+ (  
*OCOLATE A CUP TO EA* SOLDI] IS BR\<T UP2 & =  
D9N] WE GET S\P1 NOT ( OATS1 BUT ( NOBLE B>LEY  
GROATS1 & 9/EAD ( BR&Y WE GET A CUP ( ,MODEIRA1  
,MODEIRA ,DIVIRIOO :I*1 )\T ! BOTTLE1 IS AT =TY-  
TWO6'0  

0 ,GREAT ,MODEIRA 6 0 %\T$ ,VEL5*IIK1 L\D] ?AN !  
RE/1 & BUR/+ \T LAU<+4 0,?AT'S :AT ,I CALL  
,MODEIRA 6 0  

0 ,WELL1 & DID Y\ TELL !M AB\T ! ,ESIATICS 8 0  
,MAKSIMOV CONT9U$ HIS 9QUIRY1 :5 ! G5]AL  
LAU<T] HAD SUBSID$4  

,*IK9 B5T D[N T[>D ! FIRE1 GOT A COAL \T )  
A /ICK1 PUT IT 9 HIS PIPE1 & = A LONG :ILE PUFF$ 9  
SIL5CE HIS TOBACCO ROOTS1 AS ?\< UNCONSCI\S ( !  
SIL5T CURIOSITY ( HIS HE>]S4 ,:5 HE F9ALLY HAD  
PUFF$ UP SUFFICI5T SMOKE1 HE ?REW AWAY ! COAL1  
POIS$ HIS CAP F>!R BACK ON HIS HEAD1 &1 %RUGG+  
HIS %\LD] & LI<TLY SMIL+1 HE CONT9U$4 0 ' ,:AT  
K9D ( A MAN IS Y\R SMALL ,CIRCASSIAN D[N !RE 8 '  
SAYS ONE4 "9 ,OR IS IT ! ,TURK Y\ >E FI<T+ 9 !  
,CAUCASUS 8 ' ,SAYS ,I 3 ' ,DE> MAN1 !RE IS NOT ONE K9D  
( ,CIRCASSIANS D[N !RE1 BUT MANY DIFF]5T ,CIRCASSIANS  
!RE >E4 ,!RE >E SOME M\NTA9E]S :O LIVE 9  
/ONE M\NTA9S1 & :O EAT /ONE 9/EAD ( BREAD4  
,!Y >E BIG1' SAYS ,I1 ' A BIG LOG 9 SIZE 2 !Y HAVE ONE  
EYE 9 ! MIDDLE ( ! =EHEAD1' & !Y WE> R$ CAPS  
?AT GL[ LIKE Y\RS1 DE> MAN 6 0 HE ADD$1 ADDRESS+  
A Y\NG RECRUIT1 :O1 9 FACT1 WORE A FUNNY LITTLE CAP  
) A R$ CR[N4  

,AT ?IS UNEXPECT$ TURN1 ! RECRUIT SUDD5LY SAT  
D[N ON ! GR\ND1 SLAPP$ HIS KNEES1 & BUR/ \T  
LAU<+ & C\<+ SO H>D ?AT HE C\LD H>DLY  
PRON\NCE ) A *OK+ VOICE1 0,?OSE >E F9E M\N-  
TA9E]S 6 0  

0 ' ,!N !RE >E ! ,BOOBIES1' 0 CONT9U$ ,*IK91 )  
A J]K ( HIS HEAD DRAW+ HIS CAP BACK ON HIS =EHEAD1  
0 ' !SE >E TW9S1 WEE LITTLE TW9S1 AB\T ?IS SIZE4 ,!Y  
ALWAYS RUN 9 PAIRS1 HOLD+ EA* O!R'S H&S1' SAYS ,I1  
' & !Y RUN SO FA/ ?AT Y\ CAN'T CAT* !M ON HORSE-  
BACK4' ' ,>E ?OSE ,BOOBIES1' SAYS ONE1 ' BORN ) CLASP$  
H&S1 MY DE> FELL[ 8 ' 0 ,*IK9 SPOKE 9 A GUTTURAL  
BASS1 AS ?\< IMITAT+ A PEASANT4 0 ' ,YES_/ SAYS ,I1  
' DE> MAN1 HE IS SU* BY NATURE4 ,IF Y\ TE> !IR H&S  
AP>T1 BLOOD WILL OOZE \T1 JU/ AS FROM A ,*9AMAN 2 IF  
Y\ TAKE (F !IR CAPS1 BLOOD WILL FL[4' ' ,N[ TELL ME1  
GOOD FELL[1 H[ DO !Y C>RY ON W> 8 ' SAYS HE4 ' ,LIKE  
?IS1' SAYS ,I1 "9 IF !Y CAT* Y\1 !Y S,HT OP5 Y\R BELLY1  
& BEG9 TO W9D Y\R GUTS AB\T Y\R >MS4 ,!Y  
W9D !M1 BUT Y\ LAU< & LAU<1 UNTIL Y\ GIVE UP  
! <O/ -- ' 0  

0 ,WELL1 DID !Y BELIEVE Y\1 ,*IK9 8 0 SAID ,MAKSIMOV1  
) A SLI<T SMILE1 :ILE ! O!RS W]E ROLL+ 9  
LAU<T]4  

0 ,!Y >E SU* /RANGE PEOPLE1 ,F$OR ' ,MAKSIMY*4  
,!Y BELIEVE EV]Y?+1 UPON MY WORD1 !Y DO4 ,BUT  
:5 ,I BEGAN TO TELL !M AB\T ,M\NT ,KAZBEK1 TELL+  
!M ?AT ! SN[ DID NOT MELT ALL SUMM] !RE1 !Y  
RIDICUL$ ME4 ' ,DON'T TELL SU* FIBS1 GOOD FELL[1' !Y  
SAID4 ' ,:O HAS EV] HE>D SU* A ?+ 3 A BIG M\N-  
TA91 & ! SN[ NOT MELT+ ON IT 6 ,WLIY1 EV5 )  
US ! SN[ MELTS ON ! M\NDS LONG BE=E IT HAS  
MELT$ 9 ! HOLL[S4' ,SO1 GO & EXPLA9 MATT]S TO  
!M10 CONCLUD$ ,*IK91 W9K+4  

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