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,AU?OR 3 ,BA$AN 

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NOT HAVE OP5$ ! ANAL P\*1 

BUT HE *OSE TO %IT 

AS HE W\LD HAVE *OS5 TO LIVE 

9/EAD ( CONS5T+ TO LIVE DEAD4 

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NOT TO BE1 

BUT HE C\LD NOT MAKE UP HIS M9D TO 

LOSE BE+1 

?AT IS1 TO DIE ALIVE4 

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,TO ,HAVE ,DONE ,) ! ,JUDGM5T ( GOD 

,( :]E ONE %ITS1 ONE %ALL NOT SPEAK--TO ?IS OA? IS ! :OLE ( CIVILIZATION HELD4 ,FROM *AMB] POTS TO ?OSE EUPHEMI/ICALLY-NAM$ ROOMS :OSE REAL FUNCTION HAS LITTLE TO DO ) WA%+ OR BA?+ BUT IS 9/EAD TO FLU% AWAY ?OSE %AMEFUL SIGNS ( HUMAN ANIMALITY1 !RE HAS EV] BE5 9 ! CIVILIZ$ MANAGEM5T ( FECES A PALPABLE S5SE ( FE>4 ,! T]ROR MANIFE/ 9 ! PORCELA9 POTS & ?RONES BETRAYS A CONC]N F> DEEP] ?AN SANITATION & PUBLIC HEAL?1 PROP]LY UND]/OOD4 ,AFT] ALL1 IT IS NO ACCID5T ?AT ) ! PRESS+ ( HUMANITY 9TO ! CITY >ISES ! ?REAT ( MASS DISEASE4 ,IF ! MANAGEM5T ( FOOD & CONSUMPTION MAKES A CIVILIZATION1 ! 7AS YET7 UNMANAGEABILITY ( FECES & DEFECATION CAN BR+ AN EMPIRE TO ITS KNEES1 & NOT ONLY AS CATA/ROPHE4 ,A WAY ( LIFE PREMIS$ ON DELUSIONS ( IMMORTALITY CAN HAVE NO GREAT] 5EMY ?AN ! DAILY1 MAT]IAL EVID5CE ( ET]NAL DECAY4 

,FEW HAVE APPROA*$ ! QUE/ION ( REVOLUTION FROM ! NE!R 5D4 ,M>XI/S ESPECIALLY HAVE %[N !MSELVES TO /ICK TO ANY DISCUSSION ( PRODUCTION & CONSUMPTION1 OR EV5 ! RA!R MORE UNCOM=TABLE SUBJECT ( REPRODUCTION1 OV] ! SLI<TE/ :IFF ( ?AT /ICKI] MATT] ( DIGE/ION--OR1 WORSE /ILL1 EXCRETION4 

,ONE :O WAS ABLE TO COAX ! ANUS 9TO SPEAK+ WAS ,HOCQU5<EM4 ,?AT FAG :O1 RID+ ON WAVES ( SIXTY-EI<T SUBV]SION1 POND]$ ! %AME :I* MOV$ HIS COMRADES TO FUCK 9 ! BA?ROOM /ALLS AFT] A MEET+ ( ! ,HOMOSEXUAL ,FRONT ( ,REVOLUTION>Y ,ACTION4 0,AS IF HOMOSEXUAL DESIRE C\LD ONLY BE 9SCRIB$ :]E REPRESSION HAS 9SCRIB$ IT40 ,H]E WAS A SIGN ?AT !SE BA?ROOMS HELD A P[] AWESOME & /RANGE--& ALL BUT 9VISIBLE--)9 ?AT HAT$ COMPLEX ( 9/ITUTIONS NAM$ CAPITALISM1 PATRI>*Y1 CIVILIZATION1 ETC4 ,HE WAS ABLE TO DISC]N ?AT ! PUBLIC PROHIBITIONS AGA9/ C]TA9 SEXUAL SECRETIONS & ANAL PLEASURES W]E ! LURK+ %AD[ ( ! TABOOS SURR\ND+ BODILY EXCRETIONS4 

,9 ,! ,SCREWBALL ,ASSES1 ,GUY WROTE ( HIS COMRADES3 

,!Y CAN DESIRE ALMO/ ANY BODY ) A DICK & AN ASS444 ON ! CONDITION ?AT IT ALL HAPP5S 9 ! %AD[S1 ?AT !Y FUCK )\T KN[+ EA* O!R1 ?AT ONLY MA*9IC ORGANS BE 9VOLV$4 

,HE MI<T HAVE SAID ! SAME AB\T ! DESIRE TO %IT & ! EXP]I5CE ( EXCREM5TAL 9TIMACY4 

,C]TA9LY MANY AN ACADEMIC ( QUE] !ORY AFT] HIM HAS WRITT5 A TREATISE OR TRACT ON ! >*ITECTURAL CON/RUCTION & PSY*OLOGICAL PLANN+ ( ! PUBLIC EXCRETION *AMB]S1 NOT+ SOME ( ! F9] PO9TS ( !IR REF]5TIAL QUE]NESS4 ,EV] ATT5TIVE TO ! SECURITY ( H] OR HIS [N PO/1 H[EV]1 ! ACADEMIC IS CAUTI\S NOT TO GO TOO F> D[N ! HOLE1 PREF]R+ TO OBS]VE & TAKE NOTE FROM ATOP ! SEAT1 SO TO SPEAK1 AS TO ! HIDD5 MEAN+S ( ! COCKS SCRAWL$ UPON ! P>TITIONS & ! /UDI\S CON/RUCTION ( !SE P>TITIONS TO ]ECT1 BY ! OMISSION ( !IR BOTTOMS1 A BA/ION ( G5]ALIZ$ SURVEILLANCE AGA9/ ! IMPROPRIET\S POSSIBILITIES A /ALL'S PUBLIC PRIVACY MI<T O!RWISE 9VITE4 ,AN 9NOVATIVE PROPOSITION1 TO BE SURE--ONE MI<T EV5 SAY BOLD1 ?\< ONLY BY COMP>ISON TO ! M>K$ TIMIDITY ( ! ACADEMIC PR(ESSION AT L>GE--BUT ?IS ANALYSIS REMA9S1 = \R PURPOSES1 RA!R TOO TI<T-ASS$4 

,! A=EM5TION$ HANG-UP ( REVOLUTION>IES ) REG>DS TO ANALITY %\LD NOT BE UND]/OOD TO EXT5D TO ?OSE REVOLUTION>IES' SUBJECT4 ,IT HAS LONG GONE REM>K$ UPON BY ?OSE PROLET>IANS :O RETA9 A S5SE ( HUMOR ?AT ! B\RGEOISIE1 !IR AU?ORITY FIGURES & (FICIALS1 9 %ORT1 EV]YONE ( HI< SOCIAL /&+1 HAVE ! REM>KABLE QUALITY ( GO+ AB\T ACT+ AS IF !Y W]E UTT]LY 9CAPABLE ( RELAX+ !IR ANAL MUSCULATURE4 ,ALL !ORIES ( ! EFFECTS ( B\RGEOIS DIET & /RESS UPON SPH9CT] T5SION ASIDE 7& ?IS IS NOT TO DISC\NT !IR VALIDITY BUT RA!R BECAUSE !Y >E IRRELEVANT TO \R PURPOSES71 A FEW FACTS REMA9 TO BE SUBMITT$4 

,FIR/1 ?AT ! DEVELOPM5T ( CIVILIZATION1 = ALL ITS LAUD$ HYGI5IC FACILITIES1 HAS DRA/ICALLY 9CREAS$ ! PORTION ( A P]SON'S LIFE DUR+ :I* HE GOES AB\T ) HIS SPH9CT]S CONTRACT$1 EI!R SE>*+ = ! NE>E/ PORTAL TO ! MUNICIPAL SEW]AGE OR ELSE PO/PON+ UNTIL SU* TIME AS HE IS OBLIG$ TO SEEK IT \T ) URG5CY4 

,ADD TO ?IS ! DOCUM5T$ 9ABILITY ( MANY P]SONS TO RELEASE !IR B[ELS 9 PUBLIC RE/ROOMS 7:E!R DUE TO *ILDHOOD TRAUMA1 ! NAGG+ %AME ( SOCIAL TABOO1 OR 9/9CTS ?AT WILL NOT ALL[ A CREATURE TO RELAX 9 SU* CLOSE PROXIMITY TO POT5TIAL 5EMIES71 AS WELL AS ! HI< RATES ( KIDNEY /ONES & SEXUALLY-TRANSMITT$ DISEASES :I* MAKE UR9ATION PA9FUL 9/EAD ( PLEASURABLE1 & ! P>TIAL OR TOTAL AVOIDANCE ( PUBLIC RE/ROOMS BY P]SONS :O HAVE LE>N$ TO FE> !M AS PLACES :]E !IR G5D]S MAY BE SCRUT9IZ$ & !IR BELONG+ CALL$ 9TO QUE/ION1 NOT TO M5TION ! T]ROR & %AME 79/ILL$ DUR+ ! SO-CALL$ POTTY TRA9+ & B$ WETT+ YE>S7 ?AT REFUSE--EV5 9 SLEEP6--TO ALL[ ! MOD]N HUMAN'S L[] MUSCULATURE TO FULLY RELAX1 & F9ALLY ! WIDESPREAD 9CID5CE ( 9DIGE/ION & CON/IPATION1 & ONE IS FAC$ ) A PUBLIC HEAL? ISSUE ( UNFA?OMABLE BREAD? & DEP?4 

,NOT ?AT !SE C\LD EV] BE DEEM$ AN ISSUE 9 ! EYES ( ?OSE RESPONSIBLE = ID5TIFY+ EPIDEMICS & MOBILIZ+ ! POPULACE TO RECTIFY !M4 ,QUITE TO ! CONTR>Y1 IT IS 5TIRELY 9 ! 9T]E/S ( P[] TO HAVE A POPULACE ?AT KEEPS ITS SPH9CT]S WELL UND] CONTROL1 ?ANK Y\ V]Y MU*1 H[EV] DAMAG+ ?IS MAY BE TO ITS HEAL?4 ,ANYONE FAMILI> ) CAN9E DISCIPL9E KN[S WELL ?AT ONCE AN ANIMAL IS TRA9$ TO CONTROL ! TIME & PLACE ( ITS EVACUATORY FUNCTIONS1 HALF ! BATTLE HAS BE5 WON2 9 NO TIME IT WILL BE ROLL+ OV] & PLAY+ DEAD ON COMM&4 ,:]EAS A PET ?AT HAS NOT YET LE>N$ NOT TO PISS ! C>PET IS SO HOPELESS ?AT IT IS PROBABLY BE/ PUT \T ( Y\R--P>DON1 ITS--MIS]Y4 

,SECOND1 ?AT ! PROTRACT$ & *RONIC RET5TION ( A P]SON'S ANNUL> MUSCLES CO9CIDES ) C]TA9 BEHAVIORAL *>ACT]I/ICS :I* MAY 9CLUDE1 )\T BE+ LIMIT$ TO3 EXTREME T5SION ( VOICE & BE>+ (T5 MANIFE/ AS NASALITY ( SPEE* & /IFFNESS ( PO/URE1 PRUDI%NESS1 ALL->\ND 9DISPOSITION TO FUN1 $G9ESS1 SOR5ESS ( TEMP]1 LACK ( GRACE 9 ABSORB+ EI!R CRITICISM OR COMPLEM5T1 PROP5SITY TO TAKE (F5SE TO WELL-HUMOR$ 9SULT1 DEFICI5CY ( ! S5SE ( HUMOR1 UNC]TA9TY ( BE>+1 PASSIVE AGGRESSIV5ESS1 AU?ORIT>IANISM1 /+9ESS1 NE$9ESS1 MORALISM1 RELIGIOSITY1 & G5]AL UNSAVOR9ESS ( *>ACT]4 

  

,ON AN 9/9CTUAL LEVEL IF NO O!R1 WE CAN SEE ?AT ?IS BEHAVIORAL CO9CID5CE IS 9DE$ NO CO9CID5CE AT ALL1 GIV5 ?AT A M]E COMMON S5SE W\LD LEAD ONE TO ANTICIPATE1 9DE$ TO EXPECT1 A RET5TION ( ONE'S EXCREM5T TO DOVETAIL ) A PROCLIVITY TO RETA9 MU* ELSE BESIDES--/ATUS1 POSSESSIONS1 EMOTIONS1 & SELF-IMPORTANCE1 TO NAME BUT A H&FUL--?AT ?IS IS NO?+ MORE ?AN A NATURAL CORRESPOND5CE BETWE5 ! V>I\S BODILY & BEHAVIORAL DISPOSITIONS4 

,?IRD1 ?AT CIVILIZ$ SOCIETY HAS COME TO VALUE MO/LY HI<LY & 9DE$ PRIDE ITSELF ON ! V]Y SAME BEHAVIORAL VICES :I* CORRESPOND TO ! ILLS ( A RET5TIVE ANUS & MI/REAT$ DIGE/IVE SY/EM4 

,H]E ONE MAY REM>K UPON YET ANO!R CO9CID5CE1 ?IS TIME NOT BEHAVIORAL BUT GEOMETRICAL 7OR1 ONE MI<T SAY1 ETYMOLOGICAL7 COME UPON BY MEANS ( ! FOLL[+ 9QUIRY3 ,H[ IS IT ?AT HI< SOCIETY ID5TIFIES ITSELF AS HI< & ITS \TSIDE AS L[8 ,H[ 9DE$4 ,AL?\< ?IS QU]Y WILL BE MET BY ITS READY CA/ ( PAT ANSW]S--:E!R !Y BE >*ITECTURAL 7BECAUSE ! P[]FUL SIT ON HI< ?RONES & LIVE 9 HI< /RUCTURES UPON HI< GR\ND71 NATURAL 7BECAUSE CIVILIZ$ P[] IS ALIGN$ TO ! CELE/IAL P[]S RA!R ?AN ! T]RE/RIAL71 SOCIAL 7BECAUSE TO B[ IS A SIGN ( SUBMISSION71 OR MILIT>Y 7BECAUSE 9 COMBAT ! HI<] POSITION IS ! ADVANTAGE\S ONE7--ONE MI<T OBJECT ?AT EA* HAS GOT IT ASS-BACKW>DS4 ,MAN'S BODY IS HIS WORLD1 HIS HABITATION4 ,GIV5 ?AT ! BODY F9DS ITSELF SET 9 A WORLD ( UNFOLD+ P[]S ?R\< :I* IT MU/ ITSELF UNFOLD1 IT DEVELOPS A S5SE ( ITS UNFOLD+1 A S5SE ?AT LOOKS AHEAD1 SO TO SPEAK1 A CONSCI\SNESS EV] CONC]N$ ) A =W>D-?9K+ 9T]E/ ( SURVIVAL4 

,QUE/IONS ( CATEGORIZATION >E ! EXPRESSION ( MAN'S CONSCI\SNESS 9 ITS GRAPPL+ ) ! 9N] T5SIONS IT FEELS 9 ! ORGANS1 ESPECIALLY ! DIGE/IVE ONES4 ,! CATEGORIES HE SETTLES UPON TO ID5TIFY !SE T5SIONS ONCE & = ALL >E HIS REBELLI\S CRY ?AT HE WILL F9ALLY =GO !IR CONT9UAL PLAY+ \T1 ?AT HE WILL /AKE HIMSELF A POSITION1 DAMN IT ALL4 

,MOREOV]1 MAN BE+ ! ONLY ANIMAL :O HAS NOT ONLY DEVELOP$ AN ]ECTION BUT HAS DEVELOP$ 9TO A WALK+ ]ECTION1 :O PLACES HIS ORAL & ANAL PASSAGES ON A LEVEL PLANE ONLY :5 ! DYKE ( CONSCI\SNESS CAN NO LONG] /& AGA9/ ! SURG+ WAVES ( SLEEP1 HE ALONE HAS DEVELOP$ A CONSCI\SNESS DEPRIV$--BY ! =CE ( GRAVITY ITSELF--( ! DIGE/IVE & EXCRETORY S5SATIONS4 ,HE KN[S HIMSELF TO BE ABOVE !IR 9F]IOR & UN?9K+ COM+S & GO+S-ON4 ,EV]Y EXT]NAL GE/URE ( RAIS+ OR L[]+ HE MAKES IS M]ELY A FITT+ SIGN ( :AT HE FIR/ FEELS 9 HIS BODY1 & !N /RIVES TO RE=M HIS CONTR>Y SURR\ND+S 9 ! IMAGE (4 ,MAN 7CIVILIZ$ MAN1 WE %\LD SAY7 IS REM>KABLE = EXP]I5C+ 9 HIS BODY A GREAT DISCOM=T & IRRITATION 7BORN ( HIS EXTREME ANXIETY & LACK ( RESPECT = ! GRADUAL & TIME-CONSUM+ DIGE/IVE PROCESSES1 :I* /RIKE HIM AS SO T]RIBLY 9EFFICI5T & UPSETT+7 & D$ICAT+ HIMSELF TO MAK+ HIS ESCAPE4 ,LIKE ! MAJORITY ( ?OSE :O DRAW UP S*EMES = MAN'S RELOCATION TO EXTRAT]RE/RIAL COLONIES OR TO TE*NOLOGICALLY-5HANC$1 IRRITATION-FREE PO/-BODIES1 HE IS NOT S$UC$ BY DELUSIONS ( DEMOCRACY4 ,! ASC5SION ( ! CONSCI\SNESS FROM ! BODY CANNOT BE A*IEV$ 5 MASSE2 IT WILL1 ON ! CONTR>Y1 BE UNREA*ABLE IF NOT FROM ATOP ! MASS4 

,SO = ! UPP] E*ELONS & ?OSE :O /RIVE T[>D !M1 ! CORRELATION BETWE5 HEI<T & SUP]IORITY1 L[NESS & 9F]IORITY1 IS FITT+ = NO O!R REASON ?AN BECAUSE IT CORRELATES TO !IR E/IMATION ( ! BODY3 ! SUP]IOR ORGANS SIT ATOP1 KEEP+ ?+S UND] CONTROL & D$ICAT+ !MSELVES TO ! HONORABLE TASKS ( ?9K+ & PLANN+ ! ESCAPE FROM ! BODY1 FROM ! 9F]IOR ORGANS1 9 P>TICUL> ! ONES ?AT GURGLE & GRUMBLE D[N BEL[1 URG+ & URG+1 FAIL+ TO DO ANY?+ HONORABLE OR SOCIALLY PRODUCTIVE1 DI/RACT+ HIM FROM HIS IMPORTANT LABORS4 ,IT WAS ?AT MAN ALREADY FELT HIMSELF TO BE HI<]1 & = ?IS REASON DID HE BUILD ?RONE & T[]1 TEMPLE & PALACE1 ?AT ! WORLD MI<T BETT] AGREE ) HIS TORTUR$ CONSCI5CE4 

,& H]E WE MU/ REMEMB] ?AT :AT IS AT H& IS NO M]E ISSUE ( EXCRETION1 = WE CAN SEE1 SIMULTANE\S TO ! DIFFICULTY & =C$NESS ( EXCRETION 9 MOD]N SOCIETY1 ! NEGLIG5T1 HURRI$ +E/IVE RITUAL 7(T5 P]=M$ EV5 :5 /&+1 WALK+1 OR DRIV+1 & ) A NOTABLE DISREG>D = PROP] MA/ICATION &1 EV5 MORE DI/URB+1 = ! 5JOYM5T & SAVOR+ ( ! FOODS1 :I* >E MORE (T5 VIEW$ AS FUEL = ! CONSUM]'S PROV]BIAL 5G9E ?AN AS COMPLEX MAT]IALS TO BE GR\ND D[N1 TURN$ OV]1 REF9$1 & ABSORB$7 & ! /RA9$1 9COMPLETE DIGE/ION :OSE SYMPTOMS 9CLUDE ! HO/ ( /OMA* A*ES1 BLOAT+1 FLATUL5CE1 BEL*+ & ACID REFLUX 7NOT TO M5TION VOMIT+7 = :I* \R SOCIETY HAS BECOME ! BUTT ( MANY A JOKE4 

,WE CAN ONLY AGREE ) ,NIETZS*E :5 HE WRITES 9 HIS ,G5EALOGY ( ,MORALS ?AT 0MOD]N SOCIETY IS NO 'SOCIETY1' NO 'BODY1' BUT A SICK CONGLOM]ATE ( *&ALAS--A SOCIETY ?AT NO LONG] HAS ! /R5G? TO EXCRETE40 ,9 HIS ,G5EALOGY NOT ONLY DOES ,NIETZS*E TRACE MORAL UNEASE & GUILT TO DIGE/IVE TR\BLES1 HE ALSO DEMOLI%ES ! FALSE ELEVATION ( M9D OV] BODY3 

,:5 SOMEONE CANNOT GET OV] A 0PSY*OLOGICAL PA910 ?AT IS NOT ! FAULT ( HIS 0PSY*E0 BUT1 TO SPEAK CRUDELY1 MORE PROBABLY EV5 ?AT ( HIS BELLY 7SPEAK+ CRUDELY1 TO REPEAT1 :I* DOES NOT MEAN ?AT ,I WANT TO BE HE>D CRUDELY OR UND]/OOD CRUDELY--74 ,A /RONG & WELL-CON/ITUT$ MAN DIGE/S HIS EXP]I5CES 7HIS DE$S & MISDE$S 9CLUD$7 AS HE DIGE/S HIS MEALS1 EV5 :5 HE HAS TO SWALL[ SOME T\< MORSELS4 ,IF HE CANNOT GET OV] AN EXP]I5CE & HAVE DONE ) IT1 ?IS K9D ( 9DIGE/ION IS AS MU* PHYSIOLOGICAL AS IS ! O!R--& (T5 9 FACT M]ELY A CONSEQU5CE ( ! O!R4--,) SU* A CONCEPTION ONE CAN1 BETWE5 \RSELVES1 /ILL BE ! /]NE/ OPPON5T ( ALL MAT]IALISM4--7 

,!RE IS NO?+ P>TICUL>LY SPECIAL AB\T EXCREM5T1 IT BE+ ONLY A /AGE 9 ! PROCESS ( MATT]'S CIRCULATION--NO?+1 ?AT IS1 EXCEPT ITS TREM5D\S CAPACITY TO COMMUNICATE ! DETAILS ( SU* BODILY TR\BLES1 )9 & )\T ! DIGE/IVE TRACT1 AS MAY BE EXI/5T 9 ! CREATURE :I* PRODUC$ IT4 ,9DE$1 IT CAN BE OBS]V$ ?AT ALL CREATURES CAPABLE ( BO? EXPELL+ MATT] & 9VE/IGAT+ MATT] BY MEANS ( !IR S5SES >E 9CL9$ TO REGUL>LY PROBE !IR EXCREM5T & TO EMPLOY ALL ! S5SES = ?IS TASK4 ,:ILE SOME OV]IMAG9ATIVE !ORIES AS TO ! PURPOSE ( ?IS PRACTICE DO P]SI/1 ! FACT ?AT IT IS A SELF-DIAGNO/IC MEASURE1 & A GOOD ONE AT ?AT1 IS NO SECRET TO ANYONE :O HAS OBS]V$ H] [N EXCREM5T DUR+ AN ILLNESS4 ,! FACT ?AT1 9 ?IS MO/ EXCRETAPHOBIC ( SOCIETIES1 IT IS /ILL M$ICAL PRACTICE TO EXAM9E1 ALBEIT R>ELY1 ! NI<T SOIL ( A PATI5T = EVID5CE ( H] OR HIS 9T]NAL GO+S-ON IS PRO( 5\< ( ! DIAGNO/IC P[] ( ?IS SUB/ANCE4 ,! FACT ?AT AMONG ! MO/ TR5D+ QU]IES TO ! SO-CALL$ ,GOOGLE ORACLE IS ! SET 0,:Y IS MY POOP 7GRE5_/R$_/BLUE_/YELL[780 IS EVID5CE NOT ONLY ?AT ! MOD]N POPULACE IS /ILL TRY+ TO LI/5 TO ITS B[ELS 7& ?AT ! LATT] >E SEV]ELY TR\BL$7 BUT MOREOV] ?AT A COMMON KN[L$GE ( EXCREM5TAL DIAGNOSIS IS SORELY LACK+4 

,YES1 MOD]N MAN SEEMS TO HAVE NO 5D TO HID+ HIS [N NATURE FROM HIMSELF4 ,?IS FACT IS KN[N BETT] TO ! PLUMB] ?AN TO ANY O!R1 & HIS CLI5TS >E ONLY TOO KE5LY AW>E ?AT HE1 EV5 MORE ?AN ! NOSY OLD LADY NEXT DOOR ) H] FL[]-PR9T BL\SE & ! B9OCUL>S %E KEEPS CLOSE AT H&1 KN[S ALL AB\T !IR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET4 ,ONE W\LD NOT BE AMISS 9 SUSPECT+ ?AT ?AT POPUL> SPECT] ( ! PLUMB]'S CRACK1 COMICAL BUT = ITS SUGGE/IV5ESS1 IS 9 TRU? A CRACK AT ?AT MO/ QU9TESS5TIAL ( CRACKS 9 ! V]Y PORCELA9 SOCIAL V5E] :OSE HOLES ! PLUMB] IS CALL$ TO FILL1 :OSE LEAKS HE IS PREVAIL$ UPON TO SEAL1 & :OSE CRACKS HE IS 9DUC$ TO CAULK4 ,?AT 9 C>RY+ \T SU* AN UNSPEAKABLY MOM5T\S TASK AS ! RESURFAC+ ( ! FACADE BETWE5 SOCIETY & ITS [N DECAY--?AT 9 ?IS V]Y PROCESS ! MAN RESPONSIBLE MI<T MI/AK5LY REVEAL A CRACK 9 HIS [N FACADE1 AN 9DICATION ( HIS [N ANALITY--WELL1 !RE MAY BE NO BETT] EXAMPLE ( ! SORT ( IRONY :I* GIVES RISE TO :AT IS KN[N AS L[ HUMOR4 

,! UND5IABLE FACT :I* MAN /RIVES TO CONCEAL FROM HIMSELF BY MEANS ( PIPE & SEW]1 SEPTIC & TREATM5T FACILITY1 IS SIMPLY ?AT EV]Y 5TRANCE HAS ITS CORRESPOND+ EXIT4 ,MAN W\LD LIKE TO PRET5D HIMSELF TO BE A ONE-WAY /REET1 AS HE DOES :5 HE PRET5DS ?AT NO PRIVATE EXCRETION CORRESPONDS TO HIS CONSPICU\S +E/ION1 JU/ AS :5 HE BELIEVES ?AT NO CL&E/9E DECAY CORRESPONDS TO ! MU*-BOA/$ PROGRESS ( HIS CIVILIZATION4 ,HIS ABSURD PLAY IS LESS ONE ( SMOKE & MIRRORS & MU* MORE ONE ( PASSAGES & BLOCKAGES4 ,ON ! ONE H&1 HE SETS HIS M\? TO MOV+ OV]MU*1 AS IF 9 LETT+ IT SLACK HE MI<T REM9D HIS COMPANY--OR HIMSELF--?AT ?IS FAVORITE ORIFICE ( HIS IS NO?+ MORE ?AN ! ORNATE & SELF-IMPORTANT GATEWAY TO ?AT D>K PASSAGE1 ?AT LONG PASSAGE :OSE W9D+ & GR9D+ BE>S WITNESS TO HIS BE+ A CREATURE ( DIGE/IVE CAPACITIES1 & :OSE NE!R 5D :ISP]S ( DEA? & RECURR5CE4 ,ON ! O!R H&1 HE SETS HIS H&S TO ! MONUM5TAL TASK ( ]ECT+ & RETA9+ MILLIONS ( MILES ( PASSAGES1 NOT UNLIKE HIS [N1 A TREM5D\S >TIFICIAL DIGE/IVE SY/EM1 NOT TO M5TION ! MULTITUDE ( CORRESPOND+ *AMB]S1 BO? PRIVATE & PUBLICLY PRIVATE1 ALL ) !IR CORRESPOND+ PORCELA9 FIXTURES1 AUTOMATIC FLU%+ APP>ATUSES1 ODOR-MASK+ AG5TS1 DIAP]-*ANG+ /ATIONS1 FEM99E PRODUCT DISP5S]S1 SANIT>Y H&-DRY+ DEVICES1 ECOLOGICALLY-R$UCTIVE LI<T+1 & DISCRETE JANITORIAL /AFF1 = NO O!R REASON ?AN TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM TAK+ NOTE ( ! FACT ?AT HE DOES NOT & CANNOT RETA9 :AT HE +E/S4 ,! 5ORMITY ( WA/E 5TAIL$ 9 ?IS 9SANE SY/EM ( WA/E DISPOSAL HAS ONLY ITS MO/ M9OR PORTION 9 ! M\NTA9S ( HYGI5IC TISSUE1 PAP] T[EL1 & O!R SU* DISPOSABLE PRODUCTS ?AT F9D !IR WAY 9TO ! WA/EBASKETS--! GREAT] WA/+ IS DUAL3 ?AT ( ! VA/ QUANTITIES ( POTABLE WAT] R5D]$ 9CESSANTLY 9TO WA/EWAT] ) EV]Y FLU%1 & ?AT ( ! EQUALLY 5ORM\S PILES ( RI* EXCRETORY MATT] SWEPT AWAY TO BE WA/$ BY ! ALGAL COLONIES ( ! WA/E PROCESS+ FACILITIES4 

,!RE IS SOME?+ *>M+ AB\T MAN'S HAU<T9ESS 9 LOOK+ UPON DEFECATION AS SOMEH[ B5EA? HIM1 9 ACT+ AS IF1 DESPITE ALL ! PLEASURE HE 5JOYS 9 EAT+1 HE W\LD CONSID] %ITT+ TO BE AN 9CONV5I5CE AT BE/ & AT WOR/ A DI/URB+ REM9D] ( HIS ANIMALITY1 HIS MORTALITY4 ,SOME?+ BE/ TO BE CUR$ BY ! P[]S ( MOD]N 9NOVATION1 & ! SOON] ! BETT]6 ,!RE IS SOME?+ T]RIBLY 5DE>+ AB\T MAN'S D5IAL ( HIMSELF4 

,S(T FEEL+S NOT)/&+1 & )\T SUGGE/+ ?AT IT IS POSSIBLE--OR DESIRABLE EV5--TO BANI% SELF-D5IAL FROM LIFE1 WE MU/ 9SI/ UPON FLU%+ AWAY ! :OLE MA*9E ?AT *AMB]S EXCRETION & *ANNELS EXCREM5T4 ,REVOLUTION>IES HAVE LONG ID5TIFI$ !MSELVES ) ! UND]GR\ND1 & ) GOOD REASON4 ,YET1 JU/ AS ,HOCQU5<EM WROTE ?AT 0,! B\RGEOISIE 9V5T$ ! NOTION ( HOMOSEXUALITY & MADE IT 9TO A <ETTO4 ,WE MU/ NOT =GET ?IS10 JU/ SO MU/ WE NOT =GET ?AT IT WAS ! TI<T-ASS$ B\RGEOISIE & CL]GY :O MANGL$ DIGE/ION1 =BID EXCRETION FROM BE+ PLEASURABLE & 9TIMATE1 & IMPRISON$ MAN'S GREATE/ GIFT TO ! WORLD B5EA? A MILLION TONS ( CONCRETE4 ,IT IS NOT TO DEF5D \R MURKY TUNNELS ?AT WE FI<T1 NOR TO SEIZE ! P[] ( ! SKYSCRAP] & BE/[ IT UPON ! SEW]1 BUT RA!R TO EXPEL ! :OLE >TIFICIAL BODY & LET IT ROT1 ?AT WE MAY BECOME 9TIMATE ) ! FRUITS ( \R B[ELS & B5EFIT !REBY4 

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