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,BULKA 

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,PEOPLE 3 

,AU?OR 3 ,LEO ,TOL/OY 

,TRANSLATOR 3 ,NA?AN ,HASKELL ,DOLE 

,TEXT 3 

,I HAD A BULLDOG1 & HIS NAME WAS ,BULKA4 ,HE WAS P]FECTLY BLACK1 EXCEPT = ! PAWS ( HIS =E LEGS1 :I* W]E :ITE4 ,ALL BULLDOGS HAVE ! L[] JAW LONG] ?AN ! UPP]1 & ! UPP] TEE? SET 9TO ! L[] 2 BUT 9 ! CASE ( ,BULKA ! L[] JAW WAS  
PU%$ SO F> =W>D ?AT ! F+] C\LD BE 9S]T$  
BETWE5 ! UPP] & L[] TEE?4  

,BULKA HAD A BROAD FACE & BIG1 BLACK1 BRILLIANT EYES4  
,& HIS TEE? & :ITE TUSKS W]E ALWAYS UNCOV]$4  
,HE WAS LIKE A NEGRO4  

,BULKA HAD A G5TLE DISPOSITION & HE W\LD NOT BITE 2  
BUT HE WAS V]Y P[]FUL & T5ACI\S4 ,:5EV] HE  
TOOK HOLD ( ANY?+1 HE SET HIS TEE? TOGE!R & HUNG  
ON LIKE A RAG1 & IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE HIM LET GO 2  
HE WAS LIKE A PAIR ( P9C]S4  

,ONE TIME HE WAS SET ON A BE>1 & HE SEIZ$ ! BE>  
BY ! E>1 & HUNG ON LIKE A BLOODSUCK]4 ,! BE>  
P\ND$ HIM ) HIS PAWS1 HUGG$ HIM1 %OOK HIM FROM  
SIDE TO SIDE1 BUT HE C\LD NOT GET RID ( HIM 2 !N HE  
/OOD ON HIS HEAD 9 HIS ATTEMPTS TO CRU% HIM1 BUT  
,BULKA HUNG ON UNTIL !Y C\LD DA% COLD WAT] OV]  
HIM4  

,I TOOK HIM :5 HE WAS A PUPPY1 & RE>$ HIM MYSELF4 ,:5 ,I W5T TO ! ,CAUCASUS1 ,I DID NOT C>E TO  
TAKE HIM ) ME1 & ,I W5T AWAY NOISELESSLY1 & GAVE  
ORD]S TO KEEP HIM *A9$ UP4  

,AT ! FIR/ PO/-/ATION ,I WAS JU/ GO+ TO />T (F ) A FRE% TEAM1 :5 SUDD5LY ,I SAW SOME?+  
BLACK & BRI<T DA%+ ALONG ! ROAD4  

,IT WAS ,BULKA 9 HIS BRASS COLL>4 ,HE FLEW ) ALL HIS  
MI<T T[>D ! /ATION4 ,HE LEAP$ UP ON ME1 LICK$  
MY H&1 & !N /RET*$ HIMSELF \T 9 ! %AD[  
( ! TELYEGA4 ,HIS TONGUE LOLL$ \T AT FULL L5G?4 ,HE  
KEPT DRAW+ IT BACK1 SWALL[+ ! SPITTLE1 & !N  
?RU/+ IT \T AGA94 ,HE WAS ALL PANT+ 2 HE C\LD  
NOT GET HIS BREA?2 HIS SIDES ACTUALLY LABOR$4 ,HE  
TWI/$ FROM SIDE TO SIDE1 & P\ND$ ! GR\ND )  
HIS TAIL4  

,I LE>N$ AFT]W>DS ?AT1 :5 HE F\ND ,I HAD GONE1  
HE BROKE HIS *A91 & JUMP$ \T ( ! W9D[1 &  
DA%$ OV] ! ROAD AFT] MY TRAIL1 & HAD ?US RUN  
TW5TY V]/S 9 ! HEAT ( ! DAY4  

,FROM 3 ,WIKIS\RCE4ORG4 

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