,P>T #b1 ,*APT] #ac ,! ,JUDAS #aiabaiab ,PEOPLE 3 ,AU?OR 3 ,ALEX&] ,B]KMAN ,TEXT 3 0,AH1 !RE1 SPORTY60 MY ASSI/ANT GREETS ME ,9 ! %OP4 0,/& TREAT ON ?IS FE/IVE OCCASION4 0,YES1 ,R$4 ,HAVE A *EW1 0 ,I REPLY ) A SMILE1 H&+ HIM MY FRE% PLUG ( TOBACCO4 ,HIS EYES TW9KLE ) MIS*IEV\S HUMOR AS HE SCRUT9IZES MY *ANG$ SUIT ( D>K GRAY4 ,! L>G] P>T ( ! PLUG SWELL+ \T HIS *EEK1 HE FL+S TO ME ! REMNANT ACROSS ! TABLE1 REM>K+3 0,DON'T C>E =T4 ,TAKE BACK Y\R *OO1 ,I'LL KEEP ME HONOR1Y\R PLUG1 ,I MEAN1 SONNY4 ,A G5TLEMAN ( MY EM95CE1 SIR1 A NATURAL-BORN NAVIGATOR ON ! HI< SEAS ( SOCIAL LIFE1->E Y\ ON1 ME BYE8-A G5TLEMAN1 ,I REPEAT1 SIR1 :OSE CANOE ! 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BANK TO BOOT1 ALL ON A SCURVY FIVE ?\SAN' A YE>4 ,GOOD MANAG]1 A9'T HE8 ,A REG'L> *UR* MEMB]1 TOO1 DAMN HIS ROTT5 S\L TO HELL60 0,IS HE AS BAD AS ALL ?AT1 ,R$80 0,IS HE8 ,A HYPOCRITE DY$ 9 ?' WOOL1 ?AT'S :AT HE IS4 ,PLAYS ! HUMANIT>IAN RACKET4 ,HE HAD A GREAT DEAL T' SAY T' ! PAP]S :Y HE DIDN'T BELIEVE 9 ! BRUTAL WAY LAMS WAS PUNI%$ BY ?AT ,HOME/EAD COLONEL-]-:AT'S 'IS NAME6 0 0,COLONEL ,/REATOR1 ( ! ,T5? ,P5NSYLVANIA40 0,?AT'S ! CUR4 ,HE HUNG UP ,PRIVATE LAMS BY ! ?UMBS TILL ?' POOR BOY WAS ALMO/ DEAD4 ,= NO?9'1 TOO4 ,SUPPOSE Y\ REMEMB]1 DON'T Y\8 LAMS HAD CALL$ = '?REE *E]S = ! MAN :O %OT ,FRICK_/ AN' !Y PRETTY NE> KILL$ 'IM = 'T1 AN' !N DRUMM$ 'IM \T ( ?' REGIM5T ) 'IS HEAD HALF %AV$4 0 0,IT WAS A MO/ B>B>\S ?+40 0,AN' ?AT DAMN ,S&Y SWORE 9 ?' PAP]S HE DIDN'T BELIEVE 9 SU* ?+S1 AN' ALL ?' :ILE ?' LY9' MURD]] IS DO9' IT HIMSELF4 ,NOT A DAY BUT SOME POOR CON IS CUFF$ UP' 9 ?' HOLE4 ,?AT'S ?' K9D ( HUMANIT>IAN HE IS6 ,IT MAKES ME WILD T' ?9K ON 'T4 ,:Y1 KID1 ,I EV5 GET A BIT EXCIT$1 & =GET ?AT Y\1 Y\NG SIR1 >E ATTUN$ TO ! DULCET SYMPHONIES ( CLASSIC ,5GLI%4 ,BUT :5EV] ?AT SKUNK ( A ,W>D5 IS ! SUBJECT ( CONV]SATION1 SIR1 EV5 MY USUALLY IMP]TURBABLE S]5ITY ( SPIRIT & TRANQUIL /OICISM >E NOT EQUAL TO ',PATI5CE ON A MONUM5T SMIL+ AT GRIEF4' ,WAT* ME1 SONNY1 ?AT'S Y\RS TRULY SPIEL9'4 ,:Y1 LOOK AT !M D+Y RAGS ( Y\RS4 ,I LIK$ Y\ BETT] 9 ?' /RIP$ DUDS4 ,!Y GIVE Y\ ! H&- ME-D[NS ( ?AT NIGG] ?AT W5T \T YE/]DAY1 AN' *>GE Y\ ON ?' BOOKS ) A BRAN' NEW SUIT4 ,SEE :]E ,S&Y GETS HIS SLICE1 EH8 ,AN6 SAY1 KID1 ,W[ LONG ATE1 Y\ H]E80 0,AB\T EIE AW>E1 MY PRECI\S LAMB1 ?AT Y\ >E 5TITL$ TO DISC>D Y\R POLY*ROMIC VE/M5TS ( ZEBRA HUE AFT] A SOJ\RN ( SIX MON?S 9 ?IS B5EVOL5T DUMP4 ,I BET Y\ ?AT FRE% FI% AT ! LOOP9' MA*9E !RE1 CAME -UP ']E SOME DAYS AGO1 HE WON'T BE KEPT WAIT9' MORE'N SIX MON?S = 'IS BLACK CLO!S40 ,I GLANCE 9 ! DIRECTION ( ! REC5T >RIVAL4 ,HE IS A SL5D] MAN1 ) SW>?Y COMPLEXION & QUICK1 %IFT+ EYE4 ,! EXPRESSION ( GUILTY CUNN+ IS REPELL+4 0,:O IS ?AT MAN80 ,I :ISP] TO ! ASSI/ANT1 0,LIKE 'IM1 DON'T Y\8 ,P]MIT ME1 SIR1 TO 9TRODUCE TO Y\ ! H&IWORK ( HIS ,MAK]1 A MEALY-M\!D1 OILY-LIPP$1 SCURVY GAYCAT1 A YELL[ CUR1 A SNIVEL+1 FAWN+ /OOL1 A FIL?Y1 OOZY SNEAK1 A SNAKE 9 ! GRASS :OSE V]Y PRES5CE1 SIR1 IS A MORTAL 9SULT TO A SELF-RESPECT+ MEMB] ( MY CLAN1-,MR4 ,PATRICK ,GALLA<]1 ( ! HONORABLE ,P9K]TON FAMILY1 SIR40 0,GALLA<]80 ,I ASK1 9 A/ONI%M5T4 0,! 9=M]1 :O D5\NC$ ,DEMPSEY & ,BEATTY80 0,! V]Y SAME4 ,! DIRTY SNIT* ?AT GOT ?OSE FELL[S RAILROAD$ H]E = SEV5 YE>S4 ,DEMPSEY WAS A FOOL TO BUN* UP ) SU* V]M9 AS ,GALLA<] & ,DAVIDSON4 ,HE WAS ,MA/] ,WORKMAN ( SOME DI/RICT ( ! ,KNIY EXP]IM5T80 0,YES4 ,CROTON OIL IS SUPPOS$ TO HAVE BE5 US$ TO MAKE ! SCABS SICK ) DI>RHEA40 0,MAKE 'EM SICK8 ,:Y1 ME BYE1 SCORES ( 'EM CROAK$4 ,I AM SURPRIS$1 SIR1 AT Y\R USE ( SU* A VULG> T]M AS DI>RHEA4 ,Y\ (F5D MY ES!TICISM4 ,! LE>N$ G5TLEM5 :O DELVE DEEPLY 9TO ! B[ELS ( E>? & MAN1 SIR1 ASCRIB$ ! SUDD5 & PH5OM5AL 9CREASE ( UNM5TIONABLE HUMAN OBLIGATIONS TO NATURE1 ! MY/]I\S & EXTRAVAGANT POPUL>ITY ( ! H\SES ( ILL ODOR1 SIR1 & ! AUTOMATIC OB$I5CE TO !IR CALL1 AS DUE 5TIRELY TO ! DUMP+ ( A LOT O' L\SY BUMS1 SIR1 9TO FIL?Y QU>T]S1 OR TO IMPURITIES ( ! LIQUID SUPPLY1 OR TO-P>DON MY FRANKNESS1 SIR-TO 9TE/9AL EFFEM9ACY1 :I*1 9 FLACCID EXCITABILITY1 P]SI/$ 9 ILL-TIM$ RELAXATION UNSEEMLY 9 WELL-MANN]$ ,*RI/IANS4 ,SOME FUTURE DAY1 SIR1 !RE MAY >ISE A POET TO GLORIFY ) BEAUTE\S EPIC ! H]OIC DAYS ( ! MOD]N ,BULL ,RUN-AN' ,I K9 TELL Y\1 LADDIE1 !Y RUN & KEPT RUNN91 TOP & BOTTOM-OR SOME LYRIC B>D MAY PUT TO ,HUDIBRA/IC V]SE-WAT* ME CLIMB9' ?' ,P>NASSUS1 KID- ! POETIC FEET1 ! NUMB]S1 ! ASSONANCE1 & /RA9 ( ! 9SPIR+ DAYS :5 ,CROTON ,OIL WAS ,K+4 ,YES1 SIRREE2 BUT = Y\RS TRULY1 ME H& A9'T 9 SU* PIES2 & MOREOV]1 SIR1 ,I MAKE IT AN 9V>IABLE RULE ( G5TLEMANLY BEHAVIOR T' KEEP ME SN\T \T O' O!R PEOPLE'S BIZ4 0 0,DEMPSEY MAY BE 9NOC5T1 ,R$40 0,WELL1 ?' JOORY DIDN'T ?9K SO4 ,BUT !RE'S NO TELL9'4 ,HONE/ T' ,GOD1 ,ALECK1 ?AT ROTT5 SCAB ( A ,GALLA<] HAS CA/ ! PALE HUE ( RESOLUTION1 IF ,I MAY BORR[ OLD ,BILLY ,%AKE'S SLANG1 SIR1 OV] ME G5]'LY SETTL$ CONVICTIONS4 ,Y\ KN[1 9 ! ABUNDANT PL5ITUDE ( MY HET]OG5E\S EXP]I5CE ) ALL SORTS & CONDITIONS ( RATS & GAYCATS1 SIR1 =TIFI$ BY A NATURAL G5IUS ( NO MEAN ORD]1 ( #ahei V9TAGE1 DAMME IF ,I EV] RUN ACROSS SU* AN ACUTE =M ( CONFESSIONITIS AS MANIFE/$ BY ! L\T ON ?' LOOP9' MA*9E !RE4 ,Y\ KN[ :AT HE DONE YE/]DAY80 0,:AT80 0,S5T = ?' DI/RIC' ATTORNEY & MADE ANO!R CONFE%40 0,REALLY8 ,H[ DO Y\ KN[80 0,NITICUL> FR5' O' M9E1 KID4 ,I %T&S 91 SEE8 ,! MICK'S A REG'L> ,YAHOO1 CAN'T H>DLY SPELL 'IS [N NAME4 ,HE DAILY REQUISITIONS UPON MY HUMBLE BUT ABUNDANT 9TELLIG5CE1 SIR1 TO MAKE \T HIS REPORTS4 ,CAT* ON1 EH8 ,I'VE NEV] E>N$ A H&\T ) MORE DIGNIFI$ PROBITY1 SIR4 ,IT'S A C9*4 ,LA/ NID BOIL$ EGGS & HALF A TOMATO1 JUICY & LUSCI\S1 SIR4 ,DIDN'T ,I 5JOY IT1 ?\<6 ,MAKES Y\R M\? WAT]1 EH1 KID8 ,WELL1 Y\ BE GOOD T' ME1 AN' Y\ K9 HAVE :AT ,I GOT4 ,I'LL DIVVY UP ) Y\4 ,WE-LL6 ,DON' /& !RE AN' GAPE AT ME LIKE A WOOD5 ,9JUN4 ,HAS ! UNEXPECT$ REVELATION ( MY MAGNANIM\S G5]OSITY DEPRIV$ Y\ ( >TICULATE UTT]ANCE1 SIR8 0 ,! SLY W9K ) :I* HE EMPHASIZES ! (F]1 & HIS SUDD5LY S]I\S MANN]1 AFFECT ME UNPLEASANTLY4 ,) ,PRET5D$ 9DIFF]5CE1 ,I DECL9E TO %>E HIS DELICACIES4 0',Y\ NE$ ?OSE LITTLE EXTRAS = Y\RSELF1 ,R$10 ,I EXPLA94 0',Y\ TOLD ME Y\ SUFF] FROM 9DIGE/ION4 ,A *ANGE1 ( DIET N[ & !N WILL DO Y\ GOOD4 ,BUT Y\ HAV5'T F9I%$ TELL+ ME AB\T ! NEW CONFESSION ( ,GALLA<]40 0,OH1 Y\'RE A SLY ONE1 ,ALECK2 NO FLIES ON Y\4 ,BUT IT'S ALL RINME IF IT A9'T HIS ?IRD ONE1 ,EV] HE> SU* A ?+8 ,I GOT IT /RAIE CALCULAT$ TO DI/URB ! REPOSE ( A RI M5TAL M5/RUATION AS1 ]-]- :AT'S Y\R LE>N$ OP9ION1 MY ILLU/RI\S COLLEAGUE1 EH8 ,:AT Y\ GR9N9' =1 ,F\R ,EYES8 ,IT'S A S]I\S MATT]1 SIR2 A HINEGIE AL*EMY4 ,A JUDICI\S 9JECTION ( P]SUASIVE G]MS BY ! SAGACI\S JURISCONSULTS ( ! ,H\SE ( ,DEMPSEY1 & LO6 ?REE BR&-NEW CONFESSIONS1 MUTUALLY CONTRADICTORY & EXCLUSIVE4 ,DOES ?AT /RIKE Y\ 9 ?' RIGES40 0,Y\'RE NOT F> (F4 ,AFT] ?AT BEAUTY ( A ,JUDAS CLE>$ ! MAN1 ,S&Y NOTIFI$ ,RE$ & ,KNOX4 ,!M'S SM>T GUYS1 ALL RINEGIE ,COMPANY TO 9T]PRET ,MADAME ,JU/ICIA1 SIR1 9 A MANN]-0 0,I KN[1 ,R$10 ,I 9T]RUPT HIM1 0!Y >E ! LAWY]S :O PROSECUT$ ME4 ,EV5 9 C\RT !Y W]E GIV+ DIRECTIONS TO ! DI/RICT ATTORNEY1 & OP5LY :ISP]+ TO HIM QUE/IONS TO BE ASK$ ! WITNESSES4 ,HE WAS JU/ A FIGUREHEAD & A TOOL = !M1 & IT S\ND$ SO RIDICUL\S :5 HE TOLD ! JURY ?AT HE WAS NOT 9 ! S]VICE ( ANY 9DIVIDUAL OR CORPORATION1 BUT ?AT HE ACT$ SOLELY AS AN (FIC] ( ! COMMONWEAL?1 *>G$ ) ! SACR$ DUTY ( PROTECT+ ITS 9T]E/S 9 MY PROSECUTION4 ,& ALL ! TIME HE WAS ! M\?PIECE ( ,FRICK'S LAWY]S4 0 0,HOLD ON1 KID4 ,I DON'T GET A *ANCE TO SQUEEZE A WORD 9 $GEWISE :5 Y\ />T JAW9'4 ,?9K Y\'RE ON ?' PLAT=M H>ANGU+ ! LONG-HAIR$ CR[D8 ,Y\ CAN'T CONV]T ME1 SO SAVE Y\R BREA?1 MAN40 0,I %\LDN'T WANT TO CONV]T Y\1 ,R$4 ,Y\ >E 9TELLIG5T1 BUT A HOPELESS CASE4 ,Y\ >E NOT ! K9D ?AT C\LD BE USEFUL TO ! ,CAUSE40 0',GLAD Y\'RE NEXT4 ,GOT ME SIZ$ UP ALL RIN$ ?+ F] Y\4 ,CAT* ME SW++ = ! PEO-PUL6 ,! CATTLE DON'T DES]VE ANY BETT] ?AN !Y GET1 ?AT'S :AT ,I SAY40 0,I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS !SE QUE/IONS ) Y\1 ,R$4 ,Y\'LL NEV] UND]/&1 ANYH[40 0,GIT (F1 N[4 ,Y\ VOICE A S5TIM5T1 SIR1 ?AT MY ADEQUATE APPRECIATION ( MYSELF W\LD PROMPT ME TO RES5T ON ! FIELD ( HONOR1 SIR4 ,BUT ! UNWOR?Y SPIRIT ( AC]BITY IS TOTALLY =EIGN TO MY NATURE1 SIR1 & ,I %ALL PRES]VE ! BLESS$ MEEKNESS SO BECOM+ ! TRUE ,*RI/IAN1 & %ALL FOLL[ ! BIDD+ ( ! ,MA/] BY HUMBLY (F]+ ! O!R *EEK = ?AT *AW ( ?' WE$ ,I GAVE Y\4 ,DIG D[N 9TO Y\R POKE1 KID40 ,I H& HIM ! REMNANT ( MY TOBACCO1 REM>K+3 0,Y\'VE LO/ ! ?READ ( \R CONV]SATION1 AS USUAL1 ,R$4 ,Y\ SAID ! ,W>D5 S5T = ! ,C>NEGIE LAWY]S AFT] ,GALLA<] HAD RECANT$ HIS ORIG9AL CONFESSION4 ,WELL1 :AT DID !Y DO80 0,DON'T KN[ :AT !Y DONE1 BUT ,I TOLE Y\ ?AT ! MUTTONHEAD S5T = ?' DI/RICT ATTORNEY ! SAME DAY1 AN' SIGN$ A ?IRD CONFE%4 ,:Y1 ,DEMPSEY WAS TICKL$ TO DEA?1 'CAUSE-0 ,HE CEASES ABRUPTLY4 ,HIS QUICK1 %ORT C\N ME ( DANG]4 ,ACCOMPANI$ BY ! ,DEPUTY & ! %OP (FIC]1 ! ,W>D5 IS MAK+ ! R\NDS ( ! MA*9ES1 PAUS+ H]E & !RE TO EXAM9E ! WORK1 & LI/5 TO ! REQUE/ ( A PRISON]4 ,! Y\?FULLY SP>KL+ EYES PRES5T A /RIK+ CONTRA/ TO ! S$ATE MANN] & SEAM$ FEATURES FRAM$ 9 GRAYI%-:ITE4 ,APPROA*+ ! TABLE1 HE GREETS US ) A B5IGN SMILE3 0,GOOD MORN+1 BOYS40 ,CA/+ A GLANCE AT MY ASSI/ANT1 ! ,W>D5 9QUIRES3 0,Y\R TIME MU/ BE UP SOON1 ,R$80 0,BE5 \T & BACK AGA91 ,CAP'N10 ! 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