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,F\RTE5 YE>S AGO1 AT ! ONSET ( ! OCCUPATION ( ,IRAQ1 ONE ,CRIME?,9C4 CELL SET \T TO BREAK ! ILLUSION ( J+OI/IC PRO-W> UNITY 9 !IR SMALL CONS]VATIVE CITY4 ,TO ACCOMPLI% ?IS1 !Y BUILT AN EFFIGY ( ,GEORGE ,W4 ,BU% & /AG$ 0BOX+ MAT*ES0 ?R\<\T D[NT[N ON ,HALL[E5 NI<T SO EV]YONE C\LD SEE H[ MU* RAGE & DISRESPECT WAS FELT T[>DS ! SO-CALL$ ,COMM&] 9 ,*IEF4 ,!ATRICS LIKE ?IS CAN DELEGITIMIZE & DEMY/IFY ! REIGN+ AU?ORITIES1 MAK+ IT 9CREAS+LY DIFFICULT = !M TO C\NT ON ! OB$I5CE ( ! G5]AL POPULATION4 ,N[1 A WEEK AHEAD ( ,HALL[E51 WE (F] ?IS H[-TO GUIDE FROM \R AN>*I/ COOKBOOK ,RECIPES = ,DISA/] SO Y\ CAN MAKE EFFIGIES ( Y\R [N TO DEPLOY AGA9/ TODAY'S TYRANTS4 

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,9 ! ,U,S1 EFFIGY-MAK+ HAS A RI* RADICAL H]ITAGE ?AT /RET*ES BACK TO BE=E ! FIR/ ,AM]ICAN ,REVOLUTION4 ,IF Y\ CAN'T ACTUALLY PUMMEL OR SET FIRE TO Y\R OPPRESSOR1 IT CAN BE HE>T5+ TO DO SO TO A SURROGATE2 ?IS IS GOOD = MORALE & HELPS TO MAKE DISCONT5T VISIBLE4 ,9 ?IS REG>D1 ! EFFIGY IS ! OPPOSITE ( ! MONUM5T3 IT S]VES TO DEMY/IFY & DELEGITIMIZE ! T>GET4 ,AU?ORITIES & C\NT]-REVOLUTION>IES WILL DO !IR BE/ TO 5=CE EV5 SYMBOLIC RESPECT ( !IR IDOLS1 SO BE SURE TO DEPLOY Y\R EFFIGY ) PL5TY ( SUPPORT]S >\ND OR A PLAN = ESCAPE4 

,ONE WELL-KN[N EFFIGY =MAT IS ! P9ATA4 ,FILL$ ) C&Y OR O!R GOODIES1 P9ATAS CAN BE AT ONCE RADICAL & FE/IVE4 ,P9ATA-BEAT+ IS A P>TICIPATORY GAME ?AT EV]YONE W9S4 ,TRUMP P9ATAS BECAME WILDLY POPUL> AFT] HIS RACI/ COMM5TS AB\T ,MEXICO4 ,AT EV]Y PUBLIC GA!R+1 *ILDR5 ( ALL AGES %\LD BE SMA%+ AWAY AT AN EFFIGY ( ! ,PRESID5T ( ! ,UNIT$ ,/ATES4 

,PAP] MA*E IS ONE ( ! BE/ MAT]IALS = CON/RUCT+ P9ATAS4 ,TO MAKE IT1 HEAT ?REE P>TS WAT] & TWO P>TS CORN/>* UNTIL IT BECOMES ?ICK2 LET IT COOL A BIT1 & APPLY IT TO NEWSPAP] TO MAKE IT /ICK TOGE!R4 ,SET UP A WIRE FRAME1 /RET* ! WET NEWSPAP] OV] IT1 LET IT DRY1 & REPEAT UNTIL ! LAY]S >E DURABLE2 N[ Y\ CAN PA9T IT4 ,LEAVE A HOPE 9 Y\R P9ATA ?R\< :I* TO FILL IT ) GOODIES2 ?AT CAN BE ! LA/ P>T Y\ SEAL UP4 ,Y\ CAN ALSO MAKE P9ATAS \T ( PA9T$ C>DBO>D BOXES1 9 A P9*4 ,9 EI!R CASE1 MAKE SURE IT'S NOT TOO /URDY TO BREAK OP5 ) A FEW /RONG BL[S4 

,ONE DOESN'T JU/ BEAT EFFIGIES2 ONE MAY ALSO BURN !M4 ,! DAY A W> />TS OR ! RESULTS ( A RIGG$ ELECTION >E ANN\NC$1 IT C\LD BE APPROPRIATE TO TAKE TO ! /REETS & SET FIRE TO AN EFFIGY ( A POLITICAL OR MILIT>Y FIGURE4 ,CORPORATE NEWS \TLETS WILL BE H>D-PRESS$ TO PLAY ?AT (F AS LIB]AL DISAPPROVAL6 ,9DE$1 :AT DOES IT MEAN TO BURN AN ,AM]ICAN FLAG8 ,?IS IS SIMPLY BURN+ 9 EFFIGY A HYPOCRITICAL VALUE SY/EM & G5OCIDAL LEGACY4 

,KEEP A FIRE EXT+UI%] ON H& IF Y\'RE BURN+ AN EFFIGY 9 A PUBLIC PLACE4 ,EV5 IF ! FIRE DOESN'T NECESSITATE IT1 Y\ CAN ALWAYS USE IT TO COV] Y\R RETREAT IF NE$ BE1 ! SAME WAY A SQUID %OOTS \T A CL\D ( 9K4 

,= A MORE AMBITI\S PROJECT1 MAKE AN EFFIGY ?AT MOVES3 A PUPPET EFFIGY4 ,CO/UME /ORES MAY HAVE MASKS ( Y\R FAVORITE SUBJECTS READY-MADE = Y\1 ESPECIALLY >\ND ,HALL[E54 ,H]E'S A /ORY AB\T H[ WE DID ?IS1 ONCE1 MANY YE>S AGO4 

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,WE /OLE ! RUBB]Y1 FULL-HEAD MASK FROM A CORPORATE /ORE4 ,! BODY WAS D\BLE-LAY]$ C>DBO>D ) TONS ( 9DU/RIAL /APLES & CON/RUCTION ADHESIVE4 ,?IS RIGID UND]/RUCTURE WAS WRAPP$ 9 LOTS ( S(T FOAM RUBB] LIKE ?AT F\ND 9 *EAP S(AS4 ,! HEAD WAS ! SAME FOAM RUBB]1 SCULPT$ 9TO ! APPROPRIATE %APE & 0UPHOL/]$0 ) A TI<TLY FITT+ D\BLE LAY] ( CLO?4 ,! HEAD WAS MADE L>GE 5\< ?AT IT HAD TO BE SQUEEZ$ 9TO ! MASK4 ,?IS HELP$ ! MASK /AY ON1 SORT (4 ,! EXTRA CLO? ( ! NECK WAS /APL$ & GLU$ TO ! TORSO4 ,! LEGS W]E /UFF$ TUBES ( CLO? ) ?9 PIECES ( WOOD BUILT 9TO !M LIKE BONES SO !Y W\LD B5D AT ! KNEES4 ,!RE WAS NO SU* BONE /RUCTURE 9 ! UPP] >MS4 ,! L[] >MS W]E MADE ( LONG POLES3 AT ONE 5D !RE W]E HOMEMADE R$ CLO? BOX+ GLOVES /U8$ ) FOAM1 :ILE AT ! O!R 5D ( ! >MS WOOD /UCK ?R\< ! ELB[S ( ! %IRT & SUIT TO AB\T ?REE FEET ( EXTRA L5G?--!SE 5ABL$ A PUPPETE] BEH9D ! EFFIGY TO OP]ATE ! BOX+ >MS4 ,BECAUSE \R DUMMY HAD NO HIPS1 ! %IRT & PANTS ( HIS DUMP/]$ DRESS SUIT W]E SEWN TOGE!R AT ! WAI/--?IS IS HI<LY RECOMM5D$ = ! BRAWL+ EFFIGY4 

,! :OLE ?+ HUNG FROM A POLE ON A ?9 ROPE2 ONE P]SON C>RI$ ! POLE1 SUSP5D+ ! M>IONETTE 9 ! AIR1 :ILE ANO!R /OOD BEH9D IT1 OP]AT+ ! >MS4 ,:5 ! PIGS SEIZ$ ! POLE FROM US AT ONE DEMON/RATION1 WE W]E ABLE TO GO ON OP]AT+ HIM = H\RS1 ! =M] POLE BE>] N[ HOLD+ ! DUMMY AL(T BY MEANS ( ! ROPE ALONE--AL?\< HE NURS$ SORE H&S = DAYS AFT]W>DS4 

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0,FUCK Y\ ,GEORGE--?IS ONE'S = MY BRO!R60 ,! W> CRY CAME FROM A /OCKY G5TLEMAN 9 A LEPRE*AUN SUIT :OSE UPLIFT$ ELB[ WAS HEAD$ /RAI<T = ! ,PRESID5T'S EYE4 ,BU% & ! LEPRE*AUN TOPPL$ OV] 9TO A MESSY HEAP ON ! ASPHALT4 ,WE HELP$ ! TWO ( !M UP & ! LEPRE*AUN /UMBL$ AWAY4 ,I HAD JU/ B>ELY GOTT5 ! COMM&] 9 *IEF ( ! ,U,S MILIT>Y DU/$ (F :5 ANO!R BL[1 ?IS TIME A CRU%+ UPP]CUT1 CAME \T ( NO:]E & S5T ! ,PRESID5T'S RUBB] FACE SAIL+ \T OV] ! CR[D4 ,! MEGAPHONE SQUEAL$ & ,H--'S VOICE BOOM$ \T 0,OOOOOOOOO1 ?AT ONE HAD TO HURT1 LADIES & G5TLEM56 ,N[ :OOOOO'S NEXT80 ,MEAN:ILE1 ,B-- HAD RUN (F 9TO A LITTLE CLU/] ( SUMO WRE/L]S TO FET* ! WE>Y FACE ( ! #d#cRD PRESID5T ( ! ,UNIT$ ,/ATES ( ,AM]ICA4 ,IT WAS ! FI<T ( ! DECADE6 

,R+SIDE SEATS TO POLITICAL !AT] >5'T EXACTLY 9 HI< DEM& AMONG ! G5]AL PUBLIC4 ,BUT AS LUCK W\LD HAVE IT1 ! FAM\SLY HUGE ,HALL[E5 CR[D 9 \R T[N H&L$ ALL ! LOGI/ICS = US4 ,VOILA1 #g#e1 PEOPLE READY = A WILD NI<T4 ,& HELL1 WE'VE ALL BE5 TO 5\< ( !SE ?+S TO KN[ H[ PR$ICTABLE !Y >E3 WAY TOO MANY CROSS-DRESS+ FRAT BOYS1 ,SUP]M5 BY ! DOZ51 FAIRIES1 FAIRIES1 FAIRIES1 & ?AT GUY :O JU/ RUNS >\ND SCREAM+1 0,WOOOOO60 ,! SC5E WAS SET = SOME?+--ANY?+--TO GO D[N4 

,?AT'S :]E ,GEORGE CAME 9--HANG+ ON ! 5D ( A ROPE4 ,\R EFFIGY HAD A CLO?-COV]$ FOAM RUBB] HEAD /UFF$ 9TO A RUBB] ,BU% MASK4 ,HE WORE A DUMP/]$ BUS9ESS SUIT 7PUBLIC FIGURES SOMETIMES DRESS D[N = ! MASSES7 & A PAIR ( R$ BOX+ GLOVES4 ,= AN 5T\RAGE1 HE HAD DRUMM]S1 BANN]-BE>]S1 /ILT-WALK+ CAPITALI/ PUPPETE]S & !IR CORPORATE M>IONETTES1 &1 ( C\RSE1 ! LADIES & G5TLEM5 ( 0! PRESS40 ,ONE ( \R NUMB] PLAY$ ! R+SIDE ANN\NC]1 DRESS$ 9 A TUX & WIELD+ A MEGAPHONE4 ,HE WAS ! HAM3 0,GET 9TO ! R+ & TAKE A SW+ AT ! K+60 0,9TRODUC+--9 ! LEFT CORN]1 WE HAVE ! *ALL5G]--UH1 :AT'S Y\R NAME1 SIR80 0,TEXAS1 ,AF<ANI/AN1 ,IRAQ444 ,Y,\',R,E ,N,E,X,T60 

,9 FACT1 TO \R DELI<T1 WE F\ND ?AT ! CR[D NE$$ V]Y LITTLE 5C\RAGEM5T4 ,ON \R WAY TO ! EV5T1 A TAXI DRIV] ) LIMIT$ ,5GLI% PULL$ OV] JU/ TO GIVE ! COMM&] 9 *IEF A TIDY ?UMP+4 ,) A LITTLE COA*+ & 5C\RAGEM5T1 *UCKL+ LIB]ALS W\LD GIVE A SYMBOLIC TAP ON ! NOSE--BUT MO/ FOLKS TOOK IT TO ! ,PREZ ) VICI\S AB&ON4 ,! TI<TLY FITT$ MASK WAS KNOCK$ CLEAN (F ! 0DUMMY0 TOO MANY TIMES TO C\NT4 ,OV] & OV] ! PUPPET WAS RIPP$ FROM \R H&S BY A HAIL ( FI/S4 ,:5 HE CRUMPL$ TO ! GR\ND1 ! CR[D W\LD COMM5CE KICK+ & JUMP+ ON HIS BODY 9 A MANN] WE >E MORE ACCU/OM$ TO SEE+ COPS USE ON POOR PEOPLE4 ,EA* 9DIVIDUAL'S RESPONSE TO ! EFFIGY SEEM$ TO REFLECT ! P>TICUL> LEVEL ( REPRESSION HE OR %E SUFF]$ AT ! H&S ( ! REGIME3 MEMB]S ( ! DEMORALIZ$ & DEPRESS$ BUT SAFE CLASSES W\LD GIVE A LITTLE TAP2 ?OSE DEMOGRAPHICALLY MO/ LIKELY TO FACE /ATE VIOL5CE W]E !MSELVES ULTRA-VIOL5T4 

,AFT] ?REE H\RS ( CONT9U\S ASSAULTS1 \R DUMMY WAS ALMO/ COMPLETELY DEMOLI%$4 ,HUNDR$S HAD DEALT BL[S4 ,?\S&S HAD WAT*$ 9 A/ONI%M5T AT ! ANG] HIS PRES5CE 9SPIR$4 ,EV]YONE KNEW H[ ?+S W\LD GO D[N IF ! HEAD ( /ATE F\ND HIMSELF ON ! MEAN /REETS ( \R LITTLE T[N )\T HIS BODYGU>DS4 

,AS USUAL1 :AT C>RI$ ! EV5T WAS HUMOR & GOOD *E]4 ,I H>DLY /OPP$ LAU<+ = ?REE H\RS /RAI<T4 ,?IS ATMOSPH]E LEFT LITTLE OPPORTUNITY = ! FEW PRO-,BU% FOLKS TO TRY ANY?+1 & ! SPECTACLE ( ! VA/ MAJORITY ( ! CR[D DO+ VIOL5CE TO !IR FIGUREHEAD ( *OICE HELP$ DET] !M FROM ?REAT5+ VIOL5CE !MSELVES4 ,EV]Y N[ & !N A TR\BL$ ,REPUBLICAN W\LD COME UP TO ! ,PREZ1 SAY+ SOME?+ LIKE1 0,Y\'RE A GOOD MAN1 Y\'VE GOT MY VOTE 9 '#d40 ,BU% W\LD RESPOND BY SOCK+ !M 9 ! FACE6 ,SU* REALISM6 

,9 SUM3 AS KE5 OBS]V]S1 WE FEEL ?AT IT IS \R PATRIOTIC DUTY TO REPORT :AT C\LD BE CON/RU$ AS LAT5T FEEL+S ( VIOL5CE1 RES5TM5T1 & READ9ESS TO BRAWL DIRECT$ AT ! ,PRESID5T ( ! ,UNIT$ ,/ATES ( ,AM]ICA4 

,N[ LET'S GET SOME?+ /RAI<T3 WE DO NOT SUGGE/ OR CONDONE 5GAG+ 9 FI/ICUFFS ) ! ,PRESID5T4 ,:5 DEAL+ ) ! ,PRESID5T1 WE /RONGLY ADVISE AGA9/ UPP]CUTS1 CRU%+ RI<TS1 LEFT HOOKS1 JABS1 R\NDH\SE KICKS1 KNUCKLE S&WI*ES1 RES\ND+ SMACKS1 BOOTS 9 ! ASS OR CROT* >EA1 BL[S TO ! RIBS OR FACE1 HAYMAK]S1 BOX+ ( E>S1 OR ANY COMB9ATION ( BONKS1 ?WACKS1 SWATS1 OR POKES4 ,IF Y\ >E CONC]N$ AB\T ! WORLD & WANT TO EFFECT *ANGE1 SU* R\<H\S+ IS SIMPLY UNACCEPTABLE4 ,WE RECOMM5D GO+ ?R\< ! E/ABLI%$ *ANNELS3 BE+ ULTRA-RI*1 RIGG+ ELECTIONS1 & CA%+ 9 ON T]ROR ATTACKS TO SPREAD HATR$ & NATIONALISM4 

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