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,PEOPLE 3 

,AU?OR 3 ,ZO ,D',AXA 

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,LI/5 TO ! $IFY+ /ORY ( A PRETTY LITTLE :ITE ASS1 C&IDATE 9 ! CAPITAL4 ,IT ISN'T A ,MO!R ,GOOSE RHYME1 OR A /ORY FROM ,LE ,PETIT ,J\RNAL4 ,IT'S A TRUE /ORY = ! OLD KIDDIES :O /ILL VOTE3 

,A BURRO1 SON ( ! C\NTRY ( ,LA,FONTA9E & ,RABELAIS1 AN ASS SO :ITE ?AT ,M4 ,V]VOORT GLUTTON\SLY ATE IT1 ASPIR$ -- 9 ! ELECTORAL GAME -- TO A PLACE AS LEGISLATOR4 ,! DAY ( ! ELECTIONS HAV+ >RIV$ ?IS BURRO1 ! V]Y TYPE ( A C&IDATE1 ANSW]+ TO ! NAME ( ,WOR?LESS1 PULL$ (F A LA/ M9UTE MANEUV]4 

,ON ?IS HOT ,SUNDAY MORN+ 9 ,MAY1 :5 ! PEOPLE RU%$ TO ! POLL+ PLACES1 ! :ITE ASS1 ! C&IDATE ,WOR?LESS1 P]*$ ON A TRIUMPHAL WAGON &1 PULL$ ALONG BY VOT]S1 TRAV]S$ ,P>IS1 HIS GOOD CITY4 

,UPRI<T ON HIS HO(S1 E>S TO ! W9D1 PR\DLY EM]G+ FROM HIS VEHICLE GAUDILY PA9T$ ) ELECTORAL PO/]S -- A VEHICLE 9 ! %APE ( AN URN -- ! HEAD HI< BETWE5 ! WAT] GLASS & ! PRESID5TIAL BELL1 HE PASS$ ?R\< ! ANG]1 ! BRAVOS & ! GIBES4 

,! ASS LOOK$ ON A ,P>IS ?AT GAZ$ ON HIM4 

,P>IS6 ,! ,P>IS ?AT VOTES1 ! CR[D1 ! PEOPLE SOV]EIGN EV]Y F\R YE>S444! PEOPLE SUFFICI5TLY FOOLI% TO BELIEVE ?AT SOV]EIGNTY CONSI/S 9 NAM+ ITS MA/]S4 

,AS IF !Y W]E P>K$ 9 FRONT ( ! T[N HALLS W]E FLOCKS ( VOT]S1 ! DAZ$1 FETI%I/S :O HELD ! LITTLE C>DS ) :I* !Y SAY3 ,I ABDICATE4 

,MR4 ,ANYONE WILL REPRES5T !M4 ,HE WILL REPRES5T !M ALL ! BETT] 9 ?AT HE REPRES5TS NO IDEAS4 ,& IT'LL BE F9E4 ,WE'LL MAKE LAWS1 WE'LL BALANCE ! BUDGET4 ,! LAWS WILL MEAN MORE *A9S2 ! BUDGET WILL MEAN NEW TAXES444 

,SL[LY ! ASS W5T ?R\< ! /REETS4 

,ALONG ! WAY ! WALLS W]E BE+ COV]$ ) PO/]S BY MEMB]S ( HIS COMMITTEE1 :ILE O!RS DI/RIBUT$ HIS PROCLAMATIONS TO ! CR[D3 

0,?9K C>EFULLY1 DE> CITIZ5S4 ,Y\ KN[ ?AT Y\R REPRES5TATIVES >E FOOL+ Y\1 HAVE FOOL$ Y\1 WILL FOOL Y\ -- YET /ILL Y\ GO TO VOTE4 ,SO VOTE = ME6 ,ELECT ! ASS6444,I'M NOT ANY DUMB] ?AN Y\40 

,?IS FRANKNESS -- A LITTLE BRUTAL -- WASN'T TO EV]YONE'S TA/E4 

0,WE'RE BE+ 9SULT$10 SOME ( !M SAID4 

0,UNIV]SAL SUFFRAGE IS BE+ MOCK$10 O!RS MORE ACCURATELY CRI$ \T4 

,SOMEONE ANGRILY BR&I%$ HIS FI/ AT ! ASS & SAID3 

0,FIL?Y ,JEW60 

,BUT A SONOR\S LAU< BROKE \T4 ,! C&IDATE WAS BE+ ACCLAIM$4 ,BRAVELY1 ! VOT]S MOCK$ BO? !MSELVES & !IR ELECT$ REPRES5TATIVES4 ,HATS WAV$1 CANES4 ,WOM5 ?REW FL[]S444 

,! ASS PASS$4 

,HE DESC5D$ FROM HI< 9 ,MONTM>TRE T[>DS ! ,LAT9 ,QU>T]4 ,HE CROSS$ ! ,GR&S ,B\LEV>DS1 LE ,CROISSANT :]E1 )\T SALT1 ! /UFF IS COOK$ ?AT ! GAZETTES SELL4 ,HE SAW ! ,HALLES :]E ! />V+ -- ! ,SOV]EIGN ,PEOPLE -- GLEAN PILES ( RUBBI%2 ! QUAYS1 :]E ! VOT]S *OOSE BRIDGES AS LODG+S444 

,! HE>T & ! BRA96 ,?IS WAS ,P>IS6 ,?IS WAS DEMOCRACY6 

,WE >E ALL BRO!RS1 OLD VAGABONDS6 ,PITY ! B\RGEOIS6 ,HE'S GOT G\T444 & HE'S Y\R BRO!R1 PEOPLE )\T BREAD1 MAN )\T WORK1 WORN \T MO!R :O1 TONI<T1 WILL GO HOME TONI<T TO DIE ) ! LITTLE ONES444 

,WE >E ALL BRO!RS1 Y\NG CONSCRIPT6 ,IT'S Y\R BRO!R ! (FIC] D[N !RE1 ) HIS GIRL'S CORSET & =EHEAD COV]$ ) B>S4 ,SALUTE6 ,FIX BAYONETS6 ,9 L9E6 ,! ,CODE AWAITS Y\ -- ! MILIT>Y CODE4 ,TWELVE BULLETS 9 Y\R SK9 = A GE/URE4 ,IT'S ! REPUBLICAN T>IFF4 

,! ASS >RIV$ BE=E ! ,S5ATE4 

,HE ROLL$ ALONGSIDE ! PALACE1 :]E GU>DS PU%$ EA* O!R ON LEAV+4 ,HE CONT9U$ ALONG ! \TSIDE 7ALAS67 ( ! TOO-GRE5 G>D5S4 ,! HE REA*$ ! ,B\LEV>D ,/-,MI*EL4 ,ON ! CAFE T]RACES PEOPLE CLAPP$4 ,! CR[D1 CEASELESSLY GR[+1 GRABB$ COPIES ( ! PROCLAMATIONS4 ,/UD5TS HOOK$ !MSELVES TO ! WAGON2 A PR(ESSOR PU%$ ! :EELS444 

,& AS ?REE O'CLOCK S\ND$1 ! POLICE APPE>$4 

,S9CE #a3 AM1 FROM PO/ TO COMMISS>IAT1 ! TELEGRAPH & ! TELEPHONE SIGNAL$ ! /RANGE PASSAGE ( ! SUBV]SIVE ANIMAL4 ,! ORD] TO BR+ HIM 9 WAS ISSU$3 ,>RE/ ! ASS6 ,N[ ! CITY WAT*M5 BLOCK$ ! C&IDATE'S R\TE4 

,NE> ! ,PLACE ,/-,MI*EL ,WOR?LESS'S FAI?FUL COMMITTEE WAS SUMMON$ BY ! >M$ =CES TO BR+ ! C&IDATE TO ! NE>E/ COMMISS>IAT4 ,NATURALLY1 ! ,COMMITTEE PASS$ OV] ?IS ORD]3 RI<T OV] ! ,SE9E1 :]E ! WAGON SOON /OPP$ 9 FRONT ( ! ,PALACE ( ,JU/ICE4 

,MORE NUM]\S1 ! POLICEM5 SURR\ND$ ! UNMOV$ ASS4 ,! ,C&IDATE WAS >RE/$ AT ! GATE ( ! ,PALACE ( ,JU/ICE FROM :I* ,DEPUTIES1 SW9DL]S & ALL ! GREAT ?IEVES EXIT AS FREE M54 

,! WAGON LUR*$ FROM ! MOVEM5TS ( ! CR[D4 ,! AG5TS1 ! BRIGADI] 9 ! LEAD1 SEIZ$ ! %AFTS & PUT ON ! BREA/-H>NESS4 ,! ,COMMITTEE DIDN'T 9SI/2 !Y H>NESS$ UP ! POLICEM54 

,IT WAS ?US ?AT ! :ITE ASS WAS RELEAS$ BY HIS MO/ F]V5T P>TISANS4 ,LIKE A VULG> POLITICIAN1 ! ANIMAL W5T 9 ! WRONG DIRECTION4 ,! POLICE RE-ATTA*$ HIM1 & ,AU?ORITY GUID$ HIS R\TE444,FROM ?AT MOM5T ON1 ,WOR?LESS WAS NO?+ BUT AN (FICIAL C&IDATE4 ,HIS FRI5DS NO LONG] KNEW HIM4 ,! ,PREFECTURE OP5$ WIDE ITS DOORS1 & ! ASS 5T]$ AS IF IT W]E HIS HOME4 

444,IF WE SPEAK AB\T ?IS TODAY IT'S TO LET ! PEOPLE KN[ -- ! PEOPLE ( ,P>IS & ! C\NTRYSIDE1 WORK]S1 PEASANTS1 B\RGEOIS1 PR\D ,CITIZ5S1 DE> LORDS -- ?AT ! :ITE ASS ,WOR?LESS HAS BE5 ELECT$4 ,HE HAS BE5 ELECT$ 9 ,P>IS4 ,HE HAS BE5 ELECT$ 9 ! PROV9CES4 ,ADD UP ! BLANK & ! VOID$ BALLOTS1 ADD ! AB/5TIONS1 ! VOICES & ! SIL5CES ?AT NORMALLY GA!R TO SIGNIFY DISGU/ OR CONTEMPT4 ,DO SOME /ATI/ICS1 IF Y\ PLEASE1 & Y\ CAN EASILY V]IFY ?AT 9 ALL DI/RICTS ! MONSIEUR :O IS FRAUDUL5TLY PROCLAIM$ DEPUTY DIDN'T RECEIVE A QU>T] ( ! VOTES4 ,FROM ?IS FL[S ! IMBECILIC LOCUTION 0RELATIVE MAJORITY40 ,Y\ MI<T AS WELL SAY ?AT AT NI<T IT'S RELATIVELY DAY4 

,& 9 ?IS WAY ! 9COH]5T1 BRUTAL ,UNIV]SAL ,SUFFRAGE1 :I* IS BAS$ ON NUMB] -- & DOESN'T EV5 HAVE ?AT -- WILL P]I% 9 RIDICULE4 ,9 SPEAK+ ( ! ELECTIONS 9 ,FRANCE ! GAZETTES ( ! 5TIRE WORLD1 )\T ANY MALICE1 BR\<T TOGE!R ! TWO MO/ NOTABLE FACTS ( ! DAY3 

0,9 ! MORN+1 >\ND #i31 ,M4 ,FELIX ,FAURE W5T TO VOTE4 ,9 ! AFT]NOON1 AT #c31 ! :ITE ASS WAS >RE/$40 

,I READ ?IS 9 ?REE HUNDR$ NEWSPAP]S4 ,I WAS 5CUMB]$ ) CLIPP+S FROM ,! ,>GUS & ! ,C\RRI] DE LA ,PRESSE 4 ,!RE W]E REPORTS 9 ,5GLI%1 ,WALLA*IAN1 ,SPANI%444 :I* ,I NEV]!LESS UND]/OOD4 

,EA* TIME ?AT ,I READ ,FELIX ,FAURE1 ,I WAS SURE ?AT !Y W]E SPEAK+ ( ! ASS4 

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,$ITOR'S NOTE3 ,DUR+ ! ELECTORAL P]IOD ! PO/]-PROGRAM WAS REALLY PA/$ UP ON ! WALLS1 & ! DAY ( ! VOTE ! SATIRICAL C&IDATE REALLY TRAV]S$ ,P>IS1 FROM ,MONTM>TRE TO ! ,LAT9 ,QU>T]1 CUTT+ ?R\< ! 5?USIA/IC OR SC&ALIZ$ CR[D ?AT L\DLY DEMON/RAT$4 ,B\LEV>D DU ,PALAIS1 ! ASS WAS DULY APPREH5D$ BY ! POLICE1 :O SET !MSELVES TO DRAG HIM TO ! P\ND4 ,AS ! NEWSPAP]S ( ! TIME REPORT$1 IF !RE WASN'T A FI<T BETWE5 ! ASS'S P>TISANS & ! REPRES5TATIVES ( ORD] IT'S ?ANKS TO ! $ITOR ( ,LA ,FEUILLE :O CRI$ \T3 0,DON'T C>RY ON2 HE'S N[ AN (FICIAL C&IDATE40 

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