,A/ONI%+ ,CREATURES 

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,AU?OR 3 ,LEO ,TOL/OY 

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,!RE >E SU* CREATURES :O ALL LIVE (F ! L&1 BUT 9 ORD] = !M TO BECOME H>D] AS POSSIBLE TO FE$1 !Y DIVID$ !IR L& SO ?AT ONLY ?OSE :O >E NOT WORK+ ON IT CAN USE IT1 BUT ?OSE :O WORK1 !Y CANNOT USE IT & SUFF] & DIE G5]ATIONS AFT] G5]ATIONS FROM ! 9ABILITY TO FE$ (F ! L&4 ,BESIDES1 !SE CREATURES ELECT ONE FAMILY OR SEV]AL FAMILIES \T ( MANY & R5\NCE !IR WILL & REASON = ! SAKE ( SLAVI% OB$I5CE TO EV]Y?+ ?AT ! ELECT ONES WILL WANT TO DO TO !M4 ,& ! ELECT ONES HAPP5 TO BE ! MO/ EVIL & /UPID ( ALL4 ,BUT ! CREATURES :O ELECT & SUBMIT1 PRAISE !M 9 EV]Y WAY4 ,!SE CREATURES SPEAK DIFF]5T LANGUAGES1 UN9TELLIGIBLE TO EA* O!R4 ,BUT 9/EAD ( TRY+ TO ELIM9ATE ! CAUSE ( MISUND]/&+ & DISCORD1 !Y SEP>ATE !MSELVES EV5 FUR!R1 9 ADDITION TO LANGUAGE DIFF]5CES1 !Y DIVIDE 9TO DIFF]5T COALITIONS1 CALL$ /ATES1 & BECAUSE ( !SE COALITIONS !Y KILL ?\S&S & ?\S&S ( CREATURES ALIKE !MSELVES1 & RAVAGE ONE ANO!R4 ,= MORE CONV5I5T RAVAG+ & KILL+ ( EA* O!R1 !SE CREATURES PUT ON ID5TICAL1 SPECIAL1 PRIM>ILY COLORFUL CLO?+1 9V5T MEANS ( KILL+ ( EA* O!R & TEA* ! OB$I5T MULTITUDE ! BE/ WAYS ( KILL+4 

,) ALL ( ?AT1 !SE CREATURES1 TO EXPLA9 !IR MEAN+ ( LIFE & ITS PURPOSE1 ASSURE !MSELVES & EA* O!R1 ?AT !RE IS A CREATURE ALIKE !M ! BUT ONLY POSSESS+ ?OSE PROP]TIES ?AT !Y W\LD LIKE TO HAVE1 :I* !RE=E IS ABLE TO DO ALL SORTS ( FOLLIES & NA/Y ?+S2 & !Y COME UP ) V>I\S1 UTT]MO/ USELESS TO ANYONE MEANS ( PLEAS+ ?IS IMAG9>Y CREATURE1 & 9 ?IS PLEAS+ !Y SP5D HUGE %>E ! FRUITS ( !IR LABOR1 AL?\< !SE FRUITS >E PR$OM9ANTLY NOT 5\< TO FE$ EV5 !MSELVES4 ,TO MAKE SURE ?AT ?IS FIB HAS NOT CEAS$ TO DECEIVE *ILDR51 P>5TS DILIG5TLY TEA* !IR *ILDR5 ALL ! LIES AB\T ?IS BE+1 CALL$ ,GOD1 & AB\T H[ HE CREAT$ ! WORLD1 H[ HE BECAME A HUMAN1 H[ !N HE GAVE PEOPLE HIS BODY & !N FLEW ONTO SKY1 AB\T :AT !Y KN[ ?AT IT'S UNTRUE1 & SO ON4 ,& NOT ONLY !Y REQUIRE FROM !IR *ILDR5 TO REPEAT ALL ( ?AT1 BUT !Y REQUIRE ! SAME FROM O!R PEOPLE1 & KILL$ & CONT9UE TO KILL HUNDR$S ( ?\S&S ALIKE = DISAGREE+ ) ?AT4 

,BUT IT'S NOT 5\< ?AT !Y ALL DO ALL !SE MEAN & /UPID ?+S1 & SUFF] FROM !M1 & KN[ ?AT !Y SUFF] PRECISELY FROM !SE NA/Y ?+S & FOLLIES1 BUT !Y NOT ONLY CONT9UE DO+ !M1 BUT !Y ALSO ELECT FROM !MSELVES PEOPLE :O >E ASSIGN$ TO COME UP ) SU* RATIONALE1 ACCORD+ TO :I* ALL ! NONS5SE & DIRTY TRICKS >E NECESS>Y TO DO1 CAN'T NOT TO BE DONE4 ,ALL !SE >GUM5TS1 ! MO/ CONVOLUT$ & CONFUS+ TO EV]YONE1 ! LEA/ TO ?OSE :O 9V5T !M1 !Y CALL SCI5CE4 ,& ALL !SE JU/IFICATIONS = NA/9ESS & /UPIDITY & V>I\S1 GOOD = NO?+1 PHILOSOPHIZ+ >E REG>D$ AS ! MO/ IMPORTANT WORK1 & !SE !ORIZ+ >E TAU<T TO ALL *ILDR51 & ALL P>5TS & Y\?S !MSELVES CONSID] = ! GREAT HONOR TO LE>N ?IS SCI5CE4 

,!SE CREATURES GET DIVORC$ 9 SU* A DIRTY1 UGLY WAY ?AT !Y !MSELVES >E A%AM$ ( ?IS 9CID5T & NOT ONLY DO NOT COMMIT IT 9 FRONT ( O!RS1 BUT ALWAYS SECRETLY4 ,MOREOV]1 !Y COMMIT ACTS1 CONSEQU5CES :I* - ! BIR? ( NEW SU* CREATURES - >E NOT ONLY PA9FUL = ?OSE CREATURES1 FROM WOMB ( :OSE NEW1 HELPLESS 9 !IR E>LY LIVES1 CREATURES COME \T1 BUT ALSO !SE NEW CREATURES MAKE LIVES ( ?OSE :O PRODUCE !M HI<LY DIFFICULT1 & BECOME BURD5 TO !M4 ,9 ADDITION1 ! 9CESSANT REPRODUCTION ( !SE CREATURES ?REAT5S !M ) DISA/]S ( HUNG] = ALL1 BECAUSE !IR MULTIPLY+ IS HAPP5+ FA/] ?AN ! PRODUCTION ( FOOD = ALL4 ,!SE CREATURES KN[ IT & SPEAK AB\T IT &1 DESPITE ( ?IS1 >E NOT ONLY ACT+ CONTR>Y TO !IR B5EFITS1 HEAL?1 G5]AL CONSID]ATIONS1 BUT1 :5EV] POSSIBLE1 !Y NOT ONLY ACCLAIM BUT SANCTIFY ?IS DISGU/+ ACT4 ,SOME PRAISE IT 9 DISJO9T$1 CONFUS+ WORDS1 CALL$ POETRY1 O!RS NOT ONLY PRAISE1 BUT BLESS ?IS DETE/ABLE ACT 9 ! NAME ( ?AT FICTIONAL CREATURE !Y CALL GOD4 

,I WILL NOT SPEAK AB\T ?OSE MILLIONS ( NON-S5SES & NA/Y ?+S COMMITT$ BY !SE BE+S3 H[ !Y POISON !MSELVES ) TOX9S1 CONSID]+ IT PLEASURE2 H[ !Y GA!R 9 ! MO/ CONTAM9AT$ BY !MSELVES PLACES 9 L>GE NUMB]S1 :]EAS HUGE SPACES ( UNOCCUPI$ L& >E AVAILABLE1 BUILD ! BUILD+S ( #c FLOORS 9 S+LE >EA2 OR AS NOT C>+ AB\T H[ TO BETT] MOVE >\ND = ALL ( !M1 TAKE C>E ONLY AB\T H[ ONLY SOME ( !M C\LD RIDE1 FLY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE2 OR H[ !Y PUT WORDS TOGE!R IS A WAY SO ?AT !IR 5D+S W\LD BE ! SAME1 & AFT] PUTT+ !M TOGE!R1 H[ !Y ADMIRE ?IS SET ( WORDS1 CALL+ IT POETRY2 OR H[ !Y COLLECT O!R WORDS )\T 5D+S1 ALSO /UPID & WEIRD WORDS1 CALL !M LAWS & BECAUSE ( !SE WORDS !Y1 9 EV]Y WAY1 TORM5T1 LOCK 9 PRISONS & KILL EA* O!R1 GUID$ BY !SE LAWS4 ,CAN'T EV5 REC\NT EV]Y?+4  

,! MO/ REM>KABLE ( ALL IS ?AT !SE CREATURES NOT ONLY DON'T WISE UP1 USE !IR REASON+ NOT TO UND]/& :AT IS /UPID & BAD1 BUT ON ! CONTR>Y1 TO JU/IFY ALL !IR [N /UPIDITY & NA/9ESS4 ,& NOT ONLY !Y DO NOT WANT TO SEE ?AT !SE NONS5SE & NA/Y ?+S >E TORM5T+ !M1 !Y DON'T LET ANYONE AMONG !MSELVES 9DICATE1 ?AT DON'T NE$ TO DO :AT !Y DO1 & ?AT IT'S POSSIBLE & MU/ DO SOME?+ 5TIRELY DIFF]5T & NOT TO SUFF] AS MU*4 ,AS SOON AS A CREATURE APPE>S AMONG !M1 :O USES HIS M9D1 IMM$IATELY ALL ! RE/ COME 9 ANG]1 9DIGNATION1 HORROR & 9 ANY WAY POSSIBLE SCOLD1 BEAT SU* A CREATURE OR HANG HIM UP ON ! GALL[S OR ON ! CROSS1 OR BURN1 OR %OOT4 ,&1 :AT IS /RANG] ?AN ALL1 IS ?AT :5 !Y HANG1 KILL ?IS REASONABLE1 AMONG ! MAD1 CREATURE1 & IT NO LONG] BO!RS !M1 !Y BEG9 TO SL[LY =GET :AT ?IS REASONABLE CREATURE WAS TALK+ AB\T1 & !Y />T TO MAKE UP SOME?+ AS IF IT SAID1 :I* IT NEV] SAID1 & :5 EV]Y?+ WAS TOLD BY ?IS REASONABLE BE+ BECOMES ?OR\<LY =GOTT5 & DI/ORT$1 ?AT SAME CREATURES1 :O E>LI] HAT$ & TORTUR$ ?IS1 ONE ( ALL1 REASONABLE CREATURE1 BEG9 TO GLORIFY ! CRUCIFI$ & KILL$1 SOMETIMES EV5 ?9K+ ( DO+ ?IS CREATURE A GREAT HONOR1 RECOGNIZE HIM AS BE+ EQUAL TO ?AT IMAG9>Y EVIL & GROTESQUE GOD :OM !Y REV]E4 

,!SE CREATURES >E A/ONI%+4 ,!SE CREATURES >E CALL$ PEOPLE4 

7,S\RCE3 ,TRANSLAT$ BY ,E>?LY,FIRE,FLIES47 

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