,BOOK #e1 ,*APT] #ab ,( ,TITLES #agicagic ,PEOPLE 3 ,AU?OR 3 ,WILLIAM ,GODW9 ,TEXT 3 ,B,O,O,K ,V ,( ,LEGISLATIVE & ,EXECUTIVE ,P[] ,*,A,P,T,] ,X,I,I ,( ,T,I,T,L,E,S ,!IR ORIG9 & HI/ORY4 - ,!IR MIS]ABLE ABSURDITY4 - ,TRU? ! ONLY ADEQUATE REW>D ( M]IT4 ,! CASE ( M]E TITLES IS SO ABSURD ?AT IT W\LD DES]VE TO BE TREAT$ ONLY ) RIDICULE W]E IT NOT = ! S]I\S MIS*IEFS !Y IMPOSE ON MANK9D4 ,! FEUDAL SY/EM WAS A F]OCI\S MON/]1 DEV\R+1 :]EV] IT CAME1 ALL ?AT ! FRI5D ( HUMANITY REG>DS ) ATTA*M5T & LOVE4 ,! SY/EM ( TITLES APPE>S UND] A DIFF]5T =M4 ,! MON/] IS AT L5G? DE/ROY$1 & !Y :O FOLL[$ 9 HIS TRA91 & FATT5$ UPON ! C>CASSES ( ?OSE HE SLEW1 HAVE /UFF$ HIS SK91 &1 BY EXHIBIT+ IT1 HOPE /ILL TO T]RIFY MANK9D 9TO PATI5CE & PUSILLANIMITY4 ,! SY/EM ( ! ,NOR!RN 9VAD]S1 H[EV] ODI\S1 ESCAP$ ! RIDICULE ( ! SY/EM ( TITLES4 ,:5 ! FEUDAL *IEFTA9S ASSUM$ A GEOGRAPHICAL APPELLATION1 IT WAS FROM SOME PLACE REALLY SUBJECT TO !IR AU?ORITY2 & !RE WAS NO MORE ABSURDITY 9 ! /YLE !Y ASSUM$ ?AN 9 \R CALL+ A MAN1 AT PRES5T1 ! GOV]NOR ( ,TANGI]S OR ! GOV]NOR ( ,GIBRALT>4 ,! COMM&] 9 *IEF1 OR ! SOV]EIGN1 DID NOT !N GIVE AN EMPTY NAME2 HE CONF]R$ AN E>LDOM OR A B>ONY1 A SUB/ANTIAL TRACT ( L&1 ) H\SES & M51 & PRODUC+ A REAL REV5UE4 ,HE N[ GRANTS NO?+ BUT A PRIVILEGE1 EQUIVAL5T TO ?AT ( CALL+ Y\RSELF ,TOM1 :O W]E BE=ETIME CALL$ ,WILL2 &1 TO ADD TO ! ABSURDITY1 Y\R NEW APPELLATION IS BORR[$ FROM SOME PLACE P]HAPS Y\ NEV] SAW1 OR SOME C\NTRY Y\ NEV] VISIT$4 ,! /YLE H[EV] IS ! SAME2 WE >E /ILL E>LS & B>ONS1 GOV]NORS ( PROV9CES & COMM&]S ( =TS1 & ?AT ) ! SAME EVID5T PROPRIETY AS ! ELECTOR ( ,HANOV]1 & >* TREASUR] ( ! EMPIRE1 /YLES HIMSELF K+ ( ,FRANCE4 ,CAN !RE BE ANY?+ MORE LUDICR\S ?AN ?AT ! MAN :O WAS YE/]DAY ,MR ,/ ,JOHN1 ! MO/ ELOQU5T SPEAK] ( ! ,BRITI% H\SE ( COMMONS1 ! MO/ P5ETRAT+ ?9K]1 ! UMPIRE ( MADD5+ P>TIES1 ! RE/OR] ( PEACE TO BLE$+ & EXHAU/$ ,EUROPE1 %\LD BE TO-DAY LORD ,BOL+BROKE8#a ,9 :AT IS HE BECOME GREAT] & MORE V5]ABLE ?AN HE WAS8 ,9 ! PRET5D$ FAVOR ( A /UPID & BESOTT$ WOMAN1 :O ALWAYS HAT$ HIM1 AS %E UNI=MLY HAT$ TAL5TS & VIRTUE1 ?\<1 = H] [N 9T]E/1 %E WAS OBLIG$ TO 5DURE HIM4 ,! FRI5DS ( A MAN UPON :OM A TITLE HAS REC5TLY BE5 CONF]R$ MU/ EI!R BE :OLLY BL9D$ BY ! P>TIALITY ( FRI5D%IP1 NOT TO FEEL ! RIDICULE ( HIS SITUATION2 OR COMPLETELY DEBAS$ BY ! P>ASITICAL SPIRIT ( DEP5D5CE1 NOT TO BETRAY !IR FEEL+S4 ,EV]Y TIME !Y ESSAY TO SPEAK1 !Y >E 9 DANG] ( BLUND]+ UPON ! +LORI\S APPELLATIONS ( ,MR & ,SIR#b4 ,EV]Y TIME !IR TONGUE FALT]S ) UNCONFIRM$ PRACTICE1 ! QUE/ION RU%ES UPON !M ) IRRESI/IBLE =CE4 ',:AT *ANGE HAS MY OLD FRI5D UND]GONE2 9 :AT IS HE WIS] OR BETT]1 HAPPI] OR MORE HONORABLE8' ,! FIR/ WEEK ( A NEW TITLE IS A P]PETUAL W> ( ! FEEL+S 9 EV]Y SPECTATOR2 ! G5U9E DICTATES ( COMMON S5SE1 AGA9/ ! >BITR>Y 9/ITUTIONS ( SOCIETY4 ,TO MAKE ! F>CE MORE P]FECT1 !SE TITLES >E SUBJECT TO P]PETUAL FLUCTUATIONS1 & ! MAN :O IS TO-DAY E>L ( ,K5S+TON WILL TOMORR[ RESIGN1 ) UNBLU%+ EFFRONT]Y1 ALL APPE>ANCE ( *>ACT] & HONOR1 TO BE CALL$ M>QUIS ( ,KEW4 ,HI/ORY LABORS UND] ! ,GO?IC & UN9TELLIGIBLE BURD52 NO MORTAL PATI5CE CAN CONNECT ! DIFF]5T /ORIES1 ( HIM :O IS TO-DAY LORD ,KIMBOLTON1 & TO-MORR[ E>L ( ,MAN*E/]2 TO-DAY E>L ( ,MULGRAVE1 & TO-MORR[ M>QUIS ( ,NORMANBY & DUKE ( ,BUCK+HAM%IRE4 ,! ABSURDITY ( !SE TITLES /RIKES US ! MORE1 BECAUSE !Y >E USUALLY ! REW>D ( 9TRIGUE & CORRUPTION4 ,BUT1 W]E IT O!RWISE1 /ILL !Y W\LD BE UNWOR?Y ( ! ADH]5TS ( REASON & JU/ICE4 ,:5 WE SPEAK ( ,MR ,/ ,JOHN1 AS ( ! MAN :O BY HIS ELOQU5CE SWAY$ CONT5D+ P>TIES1 :O )DREW ! CONQU]+ SWORD FROM SUFF]+ ,FRANCE1 & GAVE ?IRTY YE>S ( PEACE & CALM PURSUIT ( ! >TS ( LIFE & WISDOM TO MANK9D1 WE SPEAK ( SOME?+ EM95TLY GREAT4 ,CAN ANY TITLE EXPRESS !SE M]ITS8 ,IS NOT TRU? ! CONSECRAT$ & S+LE VEHICLE ( JU/ICE8 ,IS NOT ! PLA9 & SIMPLE TRU? WOR? ALL ! CUNN+ SUB/ITUTIONS 9 ! WORLD8 ,C\LD AN OAK5 G>L&1 OR A GILD$ CORONET1 HAVE ADD$ ONE ATOM TO HIS REAL GREATNESS8 ,G>L&S & CORONETS MAY BE BE/[$ ON ! UNWOR?Y1 & PRO/ITUT$ TO ! 9TRIGU+4 ,TILL MANK9D BE SATISFI$ ) ! NAK$ /ATEM5T ( :AT !Y REALLY P]CEIVE1 TILL !Y CONFESS VIRTUE TO BE !N MO/ ILLU/RI\S1 :5 %E MO/ DISDA9S ! AID ( ORNAM5T1 !Y WILL NEV] >RIVE AT ?AT MANLY JU/ICE ( S5TIM5T AT :I* !Y SEEM DE/9$ ONE DAY TO >RIVE4 ,BY ?IS S*EME ( NAK$ TRU?1 VIRTUE WILL BE EV]Y DAY A GA9]2 EV]Y SUCCE$+ OBS]V] WILL MORE FULLY DO H] JU/ICE1 :ILE VISE1 DEPRIV$ ( ?AT V>NI% ) :I* %E DELIE LITTLE LESS ABSURD ?AN ?OSE BY :I* !Y >E SUP]S$$4 ,FROM 3 ,AN>*Y ,>*IVES4 ,*RONOLOGY 3 ,NOVEMB] #c1 #agib 3 ,BOOK #e1 ,*APT] #ab -- ,PUBLICATION4 ,JANU>Y #b#f1 #bag 3 ,BOOK #e1 ,*APT] #ab -- ,ADD$4 FILE G5]AT$ FROM 3 HTTP3_/_/REVOLTLIB4COM_/