,*APT] #b ,SEPTEMB] #ae #aiai ,PEOPLE 3 ,AU?OR 3 ,OCTAVE ,MIRBEAU ,AU?OR 3 ,B5JAM9 ,R4 ,TUCK] ,TEXT 3 ,I HAVE NOT YET WRITT5 A S+LE TIME ! NAME ( MY MA/]S4 ,IT IS A RIDICUL\S & COMICAL NAME3 ,LANLAIRE2 ,MONSIEUR & ,MADAME ,LANLAIRE4 ,Y\ SEE AT ONCE ! PLAYS ?AT CAN BE MADE ON SU* A NAME1 & ! JOKES TO :I* IT IS B\ND TO GIVE RISE4 ,AS = !IR ,*RI/IAN NAMES1 !Y >E1 P]HAPS1 MORE RIDICUL\S ?AN !IR SURNAME1 &1 IF ,I MAY SAY SO1 !Y COMPLETE IT4 ,?AT ( ,MONSIEUR IS ,ISIDORE2 ?AT ( ,MADAME1 ,EUPHRASIE4 ,EUPHRASIE6 ,?9K ( IT6 ,I HAVE JU/ BE5 TO ! HAB]DA%]'S TO MAT* SOME SILK4 ,& ! WOMAN :O KEEPS ! %OP HAS GIV5 ME SOME 9=MATION AS TO ! H\SE4 ,IT IS NOT DELIS' IMPRISONM5T1 :I*1 9 VIEW ( ! =G]IES1 ABUSES ( CONFID5CE1 !FTS1 & CRIMES ( ALL SORTS1 ?AT HE HAD COMMITT$1 WAS DEEM$ A V]Y LIE TO PUT ASIDE1 & 9 A SAFE PLACE1 IT SEEMS1 F\R HUNDR$ & FIFTY ?\S& FRANCS1 :I*1 >TFULLY )HELD FROM ! RU9$ CR$ITORS1 CON/ITUTE ,MONSIEUR'S 5TIRE P]SONAL =TUNE4 ,AH6 Y\ SEE1 IT IS NO TRICK AT ALL TO BE RI*4 ,MADAME'S FA!R WAS MU* WORSE1 AL?\< HE WAS NEV] S5T5C$ TO IMPRISONM5T1 & DEP>T$ ?IS LIFE RESPECT$ BY ALL ! RESPECTABLE PEOPLE4 ,HE WAS A DEAL] 9 M54 ,! HAB]DA%] EXPLA9$ TO ME ?AT1 UND] ,NAPOLEON ,I,I,I1 :5 EV]YBODY WAS NOT OBLIG$ TO S]VE 9 ! >MY1 AS IS ! CASE TO-DAY1 ! RI* Y\NG M5 :O W]E DRAWN BY LOT = S]VICE HAD ! RIY+ FROM ONE TO TWO ?\S& FRANCS1 ACCORD+ TO ! RISKS AT ! TIME1 F\ND !M A POOR DEVIL1 :O CONS5T$ TO TAKE !IR PLACE 9 ! REGIM5T = SEV5 YE>S1 &1 9 CASE ( W>1 TO DIE = !M4 ,?US WAS C>RI$ ON 9 ,FRANCE ! TRADE 9 :ITES1 AS 9 ,AFRICA ! TRADE 9 BLACKS4 ,!RE W]E M5-M>KETS1 LIKE CATTLE-M>KETS1 BUT = A MORE HORRIBLE BUT*]Y4 ,?AT DOES NOT GREATLY A/ONI% ME4 ,>E !RE1 !N1 NONE TO-DAY8 ,:AT1 ,I %\LD LIKE TO KN[1 >E ! EMPLOYM5T-BUREAUS & ! PUBLIC H\SES1 IF NOT SLAVE-FAIRS1 BUT*]-%OPS = ! SALE ( HUMAN MEAT8 ,ACCORD+ TO ! HAB]DA%]1 IT WAS A V]Y LUCRATIVE BUS9ESS1 & ,MADAME'S FA!R1 :O HAD A MONOPOLY ( IT = ! 5TIRE DEP>TM5T1 %[$ GREAT SKILL 9 IT1--?AT IS TO SAY1 HE KEPT = HIMSELF & PUT 9 HIS POCKET ! L>G] P>T ( ! PREMIUM4 ,T5 YE>S AGO HE DI$1 MAYOR ( ,MESNIL-,ROY1 SUB/ITUTE JU/ICE ( ! PEACE1 C\NCILOR-G5]AL1 PRESID5T ( ! BO>D ( VE/RYM51 TREASUR] ( ! *>ITY BUREAU1 DECORAT$1 & LEAV+1 9 ADDITION TO ! ,PRIORY1 :I* HE HAD B\DLY BE CALL$ CLEAN1 IF1 9DE$1 !RE BE ANY CLEAN MONEY4 ,= MY P>T1 IT IS V]Y SIMPLE2 ,I HAVE SE5 NO?+ BUT DIRTY MONEY & WICK$ WEAL?4 ,! ,LANLAIRES--IS IT NOT 5\< TO DISGU/ Y\8--HAVE1 !N1 MORE !N A MILLION4 ,!Y DO NO?+ BUT ECONOMIZE1 & !Y SP5D H>DLY A ?IRD ( !IR 9COME4 ,CURTAIL+ EV]Y?+1 DEPRIV+ O!RS & !MSELVES1 HAGGL+ BITT]LY OV] BILLS1 D5Y+ !IR WORDS1 RECOGNIZ+ NO AGREEM5TS SAVE ?OSE ?AT >E WRITT5 & SIGN$1 ONE MU/ KEEP AN EYE ON !M1 & 9 BUS9ESS AFFAIRS NEV] OP5 ! DOOR = ANY DISPUTE :ATEV]4 ,!Y IMM$IATELY TAKE ADVANTAGE ( IT1 TO AVOID PAYM5T1 ESPECIALLY ) ! LITTLE DEAL]S :O CANNOT AF=D ! CO/S ( A LAWSUIT1 & ! POOR DEVILS :O >E DEF5SELESS4 ,NATURALLY1 !Y NEV] GIVE ANY?+1 EXCEPT FROM TIME TO TIME TO ! *UR*1 = !Y >E V]Y PI\S4 ,AS = ! POOR1 !Y MAY DIE ( HUNG] BE=E ! DOOR ( ! ,PRIORY1 IMPLOR+ & WAIL+4 ,! DOOR REMA9S ALWAYS CLOS$4 0,I EV5 BELIEVE10 SAID ! HAB]DA%]1 0?AT1 IF !Y C\LD TAKE SOME?+ FROM ! BEGG>'S SACK1 !Y W\LD DO IT REMORSELESSLY1 ) A SAVAGE JOY40 ,& %E ADD$1 BY WAY ( A MON/R\S EXAMPLE3 0,ALL ( US H]E :O E>N \R LIV+ ) DIFFICULTY1 :5 GIV+ HALL[$ BREAD1 BUY CAKE = ! PURPOSE4 ,IT IS A PO9T ( PROPRIETY & PRIDE4 ,!Y1 ! DIRTY MIS]S1 !Y DI/RIBUTE1--:AT8 ,BREAD1 MY DE> Y\NG WOMAN4 ,& NOT FIR/-CLASS BREAD AT ?AT1 NOT EV5 :ITE BREAD4 ,NO1 WORKMAN'S BREAD4 ,IS IT NOT %AMEFUL1--PEOPLE AS RI* AS !Y >E8 ,:Y1 ONE DAY ! WIFE ( ,PAUMI]1 ! COOP]1 HE>D ,MADAME ,LANLAIRE SAY TO ! PRIE/1 :O WAS MILDLY REPROA*+ H] = ?IS AV>ICE3 ',MONSIEUR LE CURE1 ?AT IS ALWAYS GOOD 5\< = !SE PEOPLE4'0 ,ONE MU/ BE JU/1 EV5 ) HIS MA/]S4 ,?\< !RE IS ONLY ONE VOICE 9 REG>D TO ,MADAME1 !Y HAVE NO?+ AGA9/ ,MONSIEUR4 ,!Y DO NOT DETE/ ,MONSIEUR4 ,ALL AGREE 9 DECL>+ ?AT ,MONSIEUR IS NOT PR\D1 ?AT HE W\LD BE G5]\S TO PEOPLE1 & W\LD DO MU* GOOD1 IF HE C\LD4 ,! TR\BLE IS ?AT HE CANNOT4 ,MONSIEUR IS NO?+ 9 HIS [N H\SE1--LESS ?AN ! S]VANTS1 BADLY TREAT$ AS !Y >E1 LESS ?AN ! CAT1 TO :OM EV]Y?+ IS ALL[$4 ,LITTLE BY LITTLE1 & = ! SAKE ( TRANQUILITY1 HE HAS ABROGAT$ ALL HIS AU?ORITY AS MA/] ( ! H\SE1 ALL HIS DIGNITY AS A MAN1 9TO ! H&S ( HIS WIFE4 ,MADAME DIRECTS1 REGULATES1 ORGANIZES1 ADM9I/]S EV]Y?+4 ,MADAME ATT5DS TO ! /ABLE1 TO ! Y>D1 TO ! G>D51 TO ! CELL>1 & TO ! WOOD-H\SE1 & IS SURE TO F9D SOME?+ AMISS EV]Y:]E4 ,NEV] DO ?+S GO TO H] LIK+1 & %E CONT9UALLY PRET5DS ?AT !Y >E BE+ ROBB$4 ,:AT AN EYE %E HAS6 ,IT IS 9CONCEIVABLE4 ,!Y PLAY H] NO TRICKS1 BE SURE1 = %E KN[S !M ALL4 ,%E PAYS ! BILLS1 COLLECTS ! DIVID5DS & R5TS1 & MAKES ! B>GA9S4 ,%E HAS ! DEVICES ( AN OLD BOOKKEEP]1 ! 9DELICACIES ( A CORRUPT PROCESS-S]V]1 ! +5I\S /RATEGY ( A USUR]4 ,IT IS 9CR$IBLE4 ,( C\RSE1 %E HOLDS ! PURSE1 & F]OCI\SLY2 & %E NEV] LOOS5S ! /R+S1 EXCEPT TO LET 9 MORE MONEY4 ,%E LEAVES ,MONSIEUR )\T A S\2 ! POOR MAN HAS H>DLY 5\< TO BUY HIS TOBACCO4 ,9 ! MID/ ( HIS WEAL?1 HE IS EV5 MORE DE/ITUTE ?AN ! RE/ ( US H]E4 ,H[EV]1 HE DOES NOT BALK2 HE NEV] BALKS4 ,HE OBEYS LIKE ! COMRADES4 ,OH6 H[ QUE] HE IS AT TIMES1 ) HIS AIR ( A TIR$ & SUBMISSIVE DOG6 ,:51 ,MADAME BE+ \T1 !RE COMES A DEAL] ) A BILL1 A POOR MAN ) HIS POV]TY1 A MESS5G] :O WANTS A TIP1 Y\ \E NO LONG] ANY?+ TO EA* O!R4 ,MADAME1 :O HAS SOME 9T]NAL DISEASE & CAN HAVE NO *ILDR51 WILL NOT ALL[ HIM TO APPROA* H]4 0,!N10 ASK$ ! HAB]DA%]1 9 F9I%+ H] CONV]SATION1 0:Y IS ,MONSIEUR SO GOOD & SO C[>DLY T[>D A WOMAN :O D5IES HIM NOT ONLY MONEY1 BUT PLEASURE8 ,I W\LD BR+ HIM TO HIS S5SES1 & RUDELY1 TOO40 ,& ?IS IS :AT HAPP5S4 ,:5 ,MONSIEUR1 :O IS A VIGOR\S MAN1 & :O IS ALSO A K9DLY MAN1 WI%ES TO 5JOY HIMSELF AWAY FROM HOME1 OR TO BE/[ A LITTLE *>ITY UPON A POOR MAN1 HE IS R$UC$ TO RIDICUL\S EXP$I5TS1 TO CLUMSY EXCUSES1 TO NOT V]Y DIGNIFI$ LOANS1 ! DISCOV]Y ( :I* BY ,MADAME BR+S ON T]RIBLE SC5ES1--QU>RELS ?AT (T5 LA/ = MON?S4 ,!N ,MONSIEUR IS SE5 GO+ (F ?R\< ! FIELDS1 WALK+1 WALK+1 LIKE A MADMAN1 MAK+ FURI\S & ?REAT5+ GE/URES1 CRU%+ ! TURF B5EA? HIS FEET1 TALK+ TO HIMSELF1 9 ! W9D1 9 ! RA91 9 ! SN[2 & !N COM+ BACK AT NIT ( ! MATT] IS ?AT1 AMID ! WOR/ RECRIM9ATIONS ( ! HAB]DA%]1 AMONG !SE UNVEIL$ 9FAMIES1 ?IS %AMEFUL VIL5ESS1 :I* IS HAWK$ FROM M\? TO M\?1 FROM %OP TO %OP1 FROM H\SE TO H\SE1 IT IS EVID5T ?AT ! JEAL\SY ( ! T[N'S-PEOPLE T[>D ! ,LANLAIRES IS EV5 GREAT] ?AN !IR CONTEMPT = !M4 ,9 SPITE ( !IR CRIM9AL USELESSNESS1 ( !IR SOCIAL WRONG-DO+1 9 SPITE ( ALL ?AT !Y CRU% UND] ! WEIMLY ?AN O!RS4 ,!Y CALL--) :AT FAWN+ CIVILITY6--! DIRTY HOVEL 9 :I* !Y LIVE 9 ! FIL? ( !IR S\L1 ! *ATEAU4 ,TO /RANG]S COM+ TO 9QUIRE CONC]N+ ! CURIOSITIES ( ! REGION ,I AM SURE ?AT ! HAB]DA%] H]SELF1 HATEFUL ?\< %E IS1 W\LD ANSW]3 0,WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL *UR*1 A BEAUTIFUL F\NTA91 &1 ABOVE ALL1 WE HAVE SOME?+ ELSE V]Y BEAUTIFUL1--! ,LANLAIRES1 :O POSSESS A MILLION & LIVE 9 A *ATEAU4 ,!Y >E FRIE V]Y PR\D ( !M40 ,! WOR%IP ( ! MILLION6 ,IT IS A L[ S5TIM5T1 COMMON NOT ONLY TO ! B\RGEOIS1 BUT TO MO/ ( US ALSO1--! LITTLE1 ! HUMBLE1 ! P5NILESS ( ?IS WORLD4 ,& ,I MYSELF1 ) MY FRANK WAYS & MY ?REATS TO BREAK EV]Y?+1 EV5 ,I AM NOT FREE FROM ?IS4 ,I1 :OM WEAL? OPPRESSES2 ,I1 :O [E TO IT MY SORR[S1 MY VICES1 MY HATR$S1 ! BITT]E/ ( MY HUMILIATIONS1 & MY IMPOSSIBLE DREAMS1 & ! P]PETUAL TORM5T ( MY LIFE1--WELL1 AS SOON AS ,I F9D MYSELF 9 PRES5CE ( A RI* MAN1 ,I CANNOT HELP LOOK+ UPON HIM AS AN EXCEPTIONAL & BEAUTIFUL BE+1 AS A SORT ( M>VEL\S DIV9ITY1 &1 9 SPITE ( MYSELF1 SURM\NT+ MY WILL & MY REASON1 ,I FEEL RIS+1 FROM ! DEP?S ( MY BE+1 T[>D ?IS RI* MAN1 :O IS V]Y (T5 AN IMBECILE1 & SOMETIMES A MURD]]1 SOME?+ LIKE AN 9C5SE ( ADMIRATION4 ,IS IT NOT /UPID8 ,& :Y8 ,:Y8 ,ON LEAV+ ?IS DIRTY HAB]DA%]1 & ?IS /RANGE %OP1 :]E1 BY ! WAY1 IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE = ME TO MAT* MY SILK1 ,I REFLECT$ ) DISC\RAGEM5T UPON ALL ?AT ?IS WOMAN HAD TOLD ME AB\T MY MA/]S4 ,IT WAS DRIZZL+4 ,! SKY WAS AS DIRTY AS ! S\L ( ?IS DEAL] 9 P9*BECK4 ,I SLIPP$ ALONG ! SLIMY PAVEM5T ( ! /REET1 &1 FURI\S AGA9/ ! HAB]DA%] & AGA9/ MY MA/]S1 & AGA9/ MYSELF1 FURI\S AGA9/ ?IS C\NTRY SKY1 AGA9/ ?IS MUD1 9 :I* MY HE>T & MY FEET W]E SPLA%+1 AGA9/ ! 9CURABLE SADNESS ( ! LITTLE T[N1 ,I KEPT ON REPEAT+ TO MYSELF3 0,WELL1 H]E IS A CLEAN PLACE = Y\6 ,I HAD SE5 EV]Y?+ BUT ?IS4 ,A NICE HOLE ,I HAVE FALL5 9TO60 ,AH6 YES1 A NICE HOLE 9DE$6 ,& H]E IS SOME?+ MORE4 ,MADAME DRESSES H]SELF ALL ALONE1 & DOES H] [N HAIR4 ,%E LOCKS H]SELF SECURELY 9 H] DRESS+-ROOM1 & IT IS ) DIFFICULTY ?AT ,I CAN OBTA9 AN 5TRANCE4 ,GOD KN[S :AT %E DOES 9 !RE = H\RS & H\RS6 ,?IS EV5+1 UNABLE TO RE/RA9 MYSELF1 ,I KNOCK$ AT ! DOOR SQU>ELY4 ,& H]E IS ! LITTLE CONV]SATION ?AT 5SU$ BETWE5 ,MADAME & MYSELF3 0,TAC1 TAC60 0,:O IS !RE80 ,AH6 ?AT %>P1 %RILL VOICE1 :I* ONE W\LD LIKE TO =CE BACK 9TO H] ?ROAT ) ONE'S FI/6 0,IT IS ,I1 ,MADAME40 0,:AT DO Y\ WANT80 0,I COME TO DO ! DRESS+-ROOM40 0,IT IS DONE4 ,GO AWAY4 ,& COME ONLY :5 ,I R+ = Y\40 ,?AT IS TO SAY ?AT ,I AM NOT EV5 ! *AMB]MAID H]E4 ,I DO NOT KN[ :AT ,I AM H]E1 & :AT MY DUTIES >E4 ,& YET1 TO DRESS & UNDRESS MY MI/RESSES & TO DO !IR HAIR IS ! ONLY P>T ( MY WORK ?AT ,I LIKE4 ,I LIKE TO PLAY ) NIE--H[ %ALL ,I SAY ?AT8--H[ MANY !RE >E :O >E 9DEC5T & LEWD 9 !IR PRIVACY1 EV5 AMONG ?OSE :O1 9 SOCIETY1 PASS = ! MO/ RES]V$ & ! MO/ /RICT1 & :OSE VIRTUE IS SUPPOS$ TO BE UNASSAILABLE4 ,AH6 9 ! DRESS+-ROOMS H[ ! MASKS FALL6 ,H[ ! PR\DE/ FRONTS CRACK & CRUMBLE6 ,WELL1 :AT AM ,I GO+ TO DO H]E8 ,9 ?IS C\NTRY HOLE1 ) AN IMP]T95T M9X LIKE MY NEW MI/RESS1 ,I HAVE NO FAVORS TO DREAM (1 NO DI/RACTIONS TO HOPE =4 ,I %ALL DO /UPID H\SEWORK1 WE>ISOME SEW+1 & NO?+ ELSE4 ,AH6 :5 ,I REMEMB] ! PLACES :]E ,I HAVE S]V$1 ?AT MAKES MY SITUATION /ILL SADD]1 MORE 9TOL]ABLY SAD4 ,& ,I HAVE A GREAT DESIRE TO GO AWAY1--TO MAKE MY B[ ONCE = ALL TO ?IS C\NTRY ( SAVAGES4 ,JU/ N[ ,I MET ,MONSIEUR ON ! /AIRS4 ,HE WAS />T+ = A HUNT4 ,MONSIEUR LOOK$ AT ME ) A SALACI\S AIR4 ,AGA9 HE ASK$ ME3 0,WELL1 ,CELE/9E1 >E Y\ GETT+ ACCU/OM$ TO ! PLACE80 ,DECID$LY1 IT IS A MANIA ) HIM4 ,I ANSW]$3 0,I DO NOT KN[ YET1 ,MONSIEUR40 ,!N1 ) EFFRONT]Y3 0,& ,MONSIEUR1 IS HE GETT+ ACCU/OM$ H]E80 ,MONSIEUR BUR/ \T LAU<+4 ,MONSIEUR TAKES A JOKE WELL4 ,MONSIEUR IS REALLY GOOD-NATUR$4 0,Y\ MU/ GET ACCU/OM$1 ,CELE/9E4 ,Y\ MU/ GET ACCU/OM$4 ,SAPRI/I60 ,I WAS 9 A HUMOR = BOLDNESS4 ,AGA9 ,I ANSW]$3 0,I WILL TRY1 ,MONSIEUR1--) ,MONSIEUR'S AID40 ,I ?9K ?AT ,MONSIEUR WAS GO+ TO SAY SOME?+ V]Y /IFF TO ME4 ,HIS EYES %ONE LIKE TWO COALS4 ,BUT ,MADAME APPE>$ AT ! TOP ( ! /AIRS4 ,MONSIEUR WAS (F 9 HIS DIRECTION1 ,I 9 M9E4 ,IT WAS A PITY4 ,?IS EV5+1 ?R\< ! DOOR ( ! SALON1 ,I HE>D ,MADAME SAY+ TO ,MONSIEUR1 9 ! AMIABLE TONE ?AT Y\ CAN IMAG9E3 0,I WI% NO FAMILI>ITY ) MY S]VANTS40 ,H] S]VANTS8 ,>E NOT ,MADAME'S S]VANTS ,MONSIEUR'S S]VANTS8 ,WELL1 9DE$6 ,FROM 3 ,!,AN>*I/,LIBR>Y4ORG4 ,*RONOLOGY 3 ,NOVEMB] #c1 #ahii 3 ,*APT] #b -- ,PUBLICATION4 ,JANU>Y #i1 #bba 3 ,*APT] #b -- ,ADD$4 FILE G5]AT$ FROM 3 HTTP3_/_/REVOLTLIB4COM_/